November 4th 2008: Election Day -VOTE-UPDATES- LIVE BLOGGING

All right the chat is open folks to the right hand side, chat away. I will be updating all day. I am about to go down and vote.

UPDATE 1 - Well, I voted!!!! I love the smell of ballots in the morning.The rain did not deter voters at all. The NO on Prop 8 (pro-gay marriage) were out in force, breaking the law as they were no more than 20 feet from a polling place. Regardless, spent some time chatting with them waiting for a friend to finish so the dogs could play.

UPDATE 2- Well, I spent the last 1.5 hours holding a sign and waving at people. Pretty fun. The closet conservatives "came out" in droves honking and waving from the safety of their cars. The Moonbats across the street were nice enough but they did NOT want me on their corner. So I took the other side and had a better spot. FUN! FUN! FUN! Here's a piccy of me holding my sign:
UPDATE 3-"At least two Spanish-language ballots were pre-marked for Barack Obama at a rural Oakdale precinct Tuesday morning, causing election officials to confiscate and inspect all the blank ballots." Yup, more cheating.

And check out this Philly "voter" listen to what he says:

Obama's Civilian National Security Already In Effect:


ON NO...A BILLY CLUB IS NOT INTIMIDATING. Right.

Democrats already cheating: A Repeat of 2004 Philly Voter Chaos, Fraud-
"GOP Election Board members have been tossed out of polling stations in more than half a dozen polling stations in Philadelphia because of their party status."

Toledo Police brace for possible civil unrest.

McCain campaign sues over overseas military ballots.

"Among the other voters who have shown up to vote at Shoesmith Elementary School this morning, where Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., will vote: Louis Farrakhan and William Ayers."

MOONBATS GONE WILD:"A masked gunman waving an American flag and a handgun on a freeway overpass surrendered to police Monday after forcing a traffic shutdown for hours. As for the man's motive, Duarte said, "The reason appears to be anti-war, but I don't know the specifics."

For The Whiners: Why I Am Voting For McCain

It seems listing the 500,000,000 reason's not to vote for Obama just isn't enough for the likes of some. So, here are the reasons why McCain is more qualified to run this country than Barack Hussien Obama, the socialist, Soros owned tool.

1) John McCain has actually done his job as a Senator over the years. He in fact even voted yes or no on occasion rather than "present" and I do believe he's never had an accidental button pushing incident as our friend Barry has on several occasion after the bad press rolled in.

2) McCain would never tell the world/our enemies what we are expanding or reducing on the military front.

3) McCain is against promoting failing students just to get 'em out of school. And supports school choice, including homeschooling.

4) McCain has shown that he is able to reach across the aisle when necessary to achieve results.

5) His response to the Israel/Lebanon conflict on '06.

6) According to the first debate, Obama agrees with McCain on just about everything, except McCain comes without all the radical POS Moonbat baggage.

7) McCain's education plan puts more emphasis on training teachers and making parents and schools accountable for education, rather than throwing money at the system through more socialist programs.

8) McCain's health plan would give health insurance coverage to 27.5 million uninsured Americans, more than half of the 47 million uninsured. McCain's plan covers TWO million more uninsured Americans than the Obama plan. Keeping the plans wholly nongovernmental. And not hurting small businesses.

9) McCain's energy plan is actually realistic (unlike "that one's"), less cost intensive and employs competition and capitalism rather than just more federal spending and use of the strategic oil preserve.

10)McCain's Homeland Security plans are much more comprehensive. And the fact that he hasn't announced his plans to invade Pakistan or "slow our development of future combat systems” or "cut investments in unproven missile defense systems." Like, "that one" is more reassuring. McCain was on of the people solidly behind the successful surge in Iraq.

11) McCain/Palin may possibly overturn Roe V. Wade and throw abortion rights back where they belong, to the states.

12) Even naked gay guys love John McCain.

13) McCain doesn't feel the need to employ goon like "truth squads" to squelch differing opinions.

14) He's a PORK BUSTER! Hands down.

15) He opposed the Bush tax cuts.... ONLY because the bills contained no spending cuts or caps. Look at his past record. He has supported every tax cut that came down the road. His record on cutting spending is also very good.

16)Generally positive track record on tort reform.

17) In 2007-2008 National Federation of Independent Business gave Senator McCain a rating of 100 in its 110th (2007-2008) Pre-Election Congressional Report.

18) The ACLU hates him.

19) McCain actually GETS the fact that we are at war with Islam. His desire for precondition's before meeting with thugs like Ahmadinejad mirror Reagan, who himself did not meet with anyone from Russia until Gorbachev came along.

20) He's NOT endorsed by crazed hateful anti-Ameri-KKK-A hating radicals and commie nut jobs.

21)THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE-------HE IS NOT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA. Period.

Live Chat During McCain Obama Debate!

Thanks all who joined the live debate last night. I have made the chat feature a permanent feature in the upper right hand side. Enjoy!

Colin Powell To Endorse Obama?

Huh?

"Sources say former Secretary of State Colin Powell will endorse Barack Obama at the Democratic National Convention....

“He may well give a speech at the Democratic convention explaining his endorsement of Obama,”

“This is not an absolute done deal, but these people are very confident that Powell will endorse Obama,” Kristol said, adding that he thinks Powell, a Republican, still has “a high respect” for John McCain, Obama’s Republican rival."

Can someone tell me when exactly Colin Powell became a flaming leftard? Because there is NO WAY IN HELL a REPUBLICAN could endorse Barack Obama. Period.

Obama has zero redeeming value as a politician and in not one single way espouses any type of Republican values or ideals.

BARACK OBAMA:
Supports letting born alive aborted babies to die.

Would prefer engaging homicidal mad men like Mahmoud Ahmadinejhad over an American news dude like Sean Hannity.

Flip Flops like a IHOP short order cook....On the conflict in Georgia, public financing, the Cuba embargo, decriminalizing weed, on whether or not Iran is a threat. He flipped on the government eavesdropping, on his "16 month plan", on DC's gun ban, why he will not wear the flag pin he now wears???!!!?? Good lord what HASN'T the guy flip flopped on?

His plans would "eviscerate our most advanced defense programs."

His friends read like a virtual who's who of the underworld. Terrorist Bill Ayers. Scum Bag Tony Rezko. Racist hater Rev. Wright. Racist hater Rev Pfleger. Communist Frank Marshall Davis, Rob Malley, Hollyweirdians. And his supporters are worse: Farrakhan, Hamas, Hezbollah, Liberals.

He was voted numero uno Libtard of 2007.

His foreign policy page alone promises: $85 MILLION buckaroos to other countries. Like we don't have enough debt? Check out his "Urban Policy" more dough spent on BS.

I could go on and on and on and on and on....WHAT IS COLIN THINKING???????

Typical Liberal

He's not even President and already he's spending like a drunken sailor*.

"His(Obama)campaign already has by far the largest full-time paid staff in presidential campaign history,".....


*Please Note: Jenn LOVES drunken sailors..... it's just a metaphor.

Friday News Round Up and Open Thread

As reported last night on The Political Jungle, Obama's church has yet another hate filled man inside it's hallowed walls. This time it's Michael Pfleger, a white guilt suffering catholic priest who on Sunday of this week went on a wild, outrageous rant on whitey and most explicitly, Hillary Clinton. "America has been raping people of color and America has to pay the price for the rape." said Pfleger on Sunday in a state of full fledged white guiltage. Wow, Obama sure can pick 'em. Otis Moss the new Pastor at Trinity sang Pfleger's praises while introducing him.

Bob Dole went apocalyptic on Scott McClellan's ass today,"There are miserable creatures like you in every administration who don't have the guts to speak up or quit if there are disagreements with the boss or colleagues," the five-term Kansas senator wrote to McClellan. "No, your type soaks up the benefits of power, revels in the limelight for years, then quits, and spurred on by greed, cashes in with a scathing critique."

He continues: "When the money starts rolling in you should donate it to a worthy cause, something like, 'Biting The Hand That Fed Me.' Another thought is to weasel your way back into the White House if a Democrat is elected. That would provide a good set up for a second book deal in a few years." Go Bob!

Hey, check this out....HUMANS who haven't heard the word-SUPERDELEGATE.
"Researchers have produced aerial photos of jungle dwellers who they say are among the few remaining peoples on Earth who have had no contact with the outside world.

Indians are photographed during an overflight in May 2008, as they react to the overflight at their camp.

Taken from a small airplane, the photos show men outside thatched communal huts, necks craned upward, pointing bows toward the air in a remote corner of the Amazonian rainforest."

Whatever Happened To Ron Paul?

I mean all those Paultards spamming polls, The R"LOVE"ution, the frenzied trolls who would swarm anti-Ron Paul posts. Sometimes I miss them.*
(*Not really.)

Obama Supporters: Don't Need To Spell To Vote

Here are some Obama supporters from Corpus Cristi, TX . . . Celebrating MLK Day and Obama's candidacy. (Man you CANNOT make this shizznet up!)

Ted Kennedy Endorses Obama

If there weren't enough reasons to NOT vote for Barack Obama before, the endorsement by the vile Ted "How to kill a girl and get away with it" Kennedy just clinches it.

That Moment : Obama The Baby Kissser

The headline on ABC News is:"'Yes We Can!' Obama Beats Clinton in S.C. Primary"
What you socialist pansy ass bitches... no,"Si Se Puede?" Same thing panderers.
I look at the pictures and see asshole politicians kissing babies, asses and who knows what else and I think......

Did I sign up for this shit? Where the fuck is my country. Dude, where is it. Michael Moore had a point, only in his title, but still, it's the same. Where is it?

I am at that "moment" where you think....what the hell are we fighting for? This is not the country our for fathers bled for. What is the point?

McCain and Clinton Sittin' In A Tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Have your barf bags ready.

"She(Hillary) and John McCain are very close," Clinton said*. "They always laugh that if they wound up being the nominees of their party, it would be the most civilized election in American history, and they're afraid they'd put the voters to sleep because they like and respect each other." *(Gag, choke, retch, puke, vomit, hurl.)

Vote for either one, they're the same anyway.

Friday Funny

I almost fell off my chair laughing.

Rambo Vs. Walker:Texas Ranger

"After Mike Huckabee enlisted action star Chuck Norris to watch his back on the rough-and-tumble campaign trail, John McCain is tag-teaming with Rocky himself."

Uh.....O.K. Thoughts?

Meanwhile Hillary(Bill) and Obama are still acting like toddlers. Nothing to see here move along.

Goodbye Fred Thompson

We hardly knew yee....because you had a shit campaign manager. Fred Thompson's campaign was painful to watch well hard to watch because it was non-existent.

So now I am officially endorsing my dog. Birdy is black, white AND female. So, she stands a chance.

Who's The Best Ass Kisser: Election 08

This election year is going to make everyone on both sides dumber just by having to witness the idiocy being spewed from both sides of the isle. I am still out of town but had to just check in for a moment....

McCain Wins in South Carolina. Why?

Clinton celebrates Nevada win. Why? No really why the fuck is this woman even allowed to run. I want to see the shit in the library now, whatver is left after they had Sandy Burgler hold a shredding party. Someone get Vince Foster, I want to ask him what HE thinks of this.

Romney Wins in Nevada.Dude....I mean like...man...oh...crap.

We've got Morons and Liberals galore...but the only man who should have the job....
"Republican presidential candidate Duncan Hunter dropped out of the race for the White House Saturday." What a crying shame.

On top of these disaster results we've got more:
Obama's campaign says Robocalls were dissing his muzzie middle name.

So how do people respond?
"Since I don't know whether Hillary, Edwards, Nader, or the Republicans are responsible for this, I just decided instead to give Obama another $25--i figure every time I hear that middle name I just want to give him another $5.
Posted By: JC | January 19, 2008 at 03:04 PM" Geezus.

Not to mention Bill Clinton whining like a 5 year old about supposed voter suppression.

"Today when my daughter and I were wandering through the hotel, and all these culinary workers were mobbing us telling us they didn’t care what the union told them to do, they were gonna caucus for Hillary.

There was a representative of the organization following along behind us going up to everybody who said that, saying 'if you’re not gonna vote for our guy were gonna give you a schedule tomorrow so you can’t be there.' So, is this the new politics?"

Tell ya what bill you stop whackin' the folks who have dirt on your filthy scum sucking family and we'll all cut ya some slack.

I'll be back tomorrow. Go Chargers!!!(Yeah right.)

Dennis Kucinich Is Going Home?

"STEPHENVILLE, Texas — In this farming community where nightfall usually brings clear, starry skies, residents are abuzz over reported sightings of what many believe is a UFO.

Several dozen people — including a pilot, county constable and business owners — insist they have seen a large silent object with bright lights flying low and fast. Some reported seeing fighter jets chasing it."

The mother ship has come for you Dennis, go....go.....peace be with you.

Republican Debate

Missed it. Here's my take on the aftermath.

Best line of the night: Fred Thompson on Iran's little boat stunt on Sunday,"I think one more step and they would have been introduced to those virgins that they're looking forward to seeing."

Clearly the Paul Bots were out in full force. From what I saw Paul just showed himself as the loser he is. Yet they were texting away giving Paul a "win" via text poll. Lame.

The invocation of Ronald Reagan is wearing thinner on a daily basis. No better than the Democrat mantra of "we need change", the "I'm the Reagan" BS is tired, worn and needs to be put to sleep.

All in all? Winner was Fred Thompson. Loser Ron Paul. The rest stayed status quo.

She's Melting, She's Melting: Hilary Clinton

Holy cow, has Hillary Clinton gone from the top to the trash heap or what?

"You know, today Senator Obama used President John F. Kennedy and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. to criticize me. He basically compared himself to our greatest heroes because they gave great speeches."

I've got no love for Sen. Obama, other than pretty speeches he HAS NO QUALIFICATIONS, to become the next president. But Hillary's meltdown of tears and derogatory mudslinging has me laughing my arse off.

How low can she go, how low can she go? I have a feeling she can get even lower than she has. I mean after all she IS a Clinton.

Nope, No Lefty Bias Here

Newsweek cover story:

"Inside Obama’s Dream Machine:

An icon of hope, he won't 'kneecap' his foes. But Obama knows what it takes, and how to win."

No bias there.

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