Ted Kennedy Has A Stroke? Nope.

"Sen. Ted Kennedy was taken to a Boston hospital after spending an hour Saturday morning in a Cape Cod emergency room, FOX News confirms.

The Massachusetts's senator's medical condition is unknown, but he was experiencing stroke-like symptoms, according to published reports."

UPDATED: Now they are saying he had a couple of seizures. Regardless, it is clear the political life is too hard on the old sack of shi..... I mean the Senator from Massachusetts's. And I think, no I FEEL, strongly, that the time has come for him to step down. You know, for his health and all.