Damn those Christian Right wingers, how dare they inject religion into politics. Always saying stupid shite like... God Bless America and stuff. Can't these EVIL RIGHT WINGERS keep religion out of politics????? Oh, wait....
Great news! We now have faith merchandise available for you to show your support for Barack Obama as a person of faith.
Check out the Believers for Barack, Pro-Family Pro-Obama, and Catholics for Obama buttons, bumper stickers and signs....
Believers for Barack rally signs and bumper stickers, along with all Pro-Family Pro-Obama merchandise, are appropriate for people of all faith backgrounds. We'll soon be rolling out merchandise for other religious groups and denominations, but I wanted to get this out to you without delay.
Take good care,
Deputy Director of Religous Affairs
Obama for America
Oh, um...well....I mean he IS THE MESSIAH and all.