File this under OMG.
"Six-year-old Zachary Christie was so excited to become a Cub Scout that he brought his camping utensil to school. The tool serves as a spoon, a fork and a knife, and Zachary wanted to use it at lunch.
What Zachary didn't know was that the gizmo violated his school's zero-tolerance policy on weapons. And now the Christina School District in Newark, Del., has suspended the first grader and ordered him to attend the district's reform school for 45 days."
R U F-ING KIDDING ME??????? 45 days in reform school for a Cub Scout tool? PC-BS is responsible for this kind of hyper idiotic lunacy.