The Pope And Nancy Pelosi

The Pope and Speaker Nancy Pelosi are on a huge stage at Candlestick Park in front of a massive crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Speaker Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With only one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded the bitch.

Via Dayna