Obama Is A Muslim

According to a new TIME poll, 24% of the American people think Obama is a Muslim.

I am shocked. Obama's Dad was a Muslim. He attended a Muslim school. His name sounds all Muslimy. He immediately set out to piss off Israel. He bows to Muslim leaders. Wants a VICTORY MOSQUE a couple blocks from Ground Zero.

Like I said I am shocked it's only 24%. I am still hanging on to the fact that I think he is either atheist or agnostic, but he's doing a helluva job convincing me otherwise.