June is:Turkey Lover's Month

Thanks to BizarreNews.Com , I now know that June is Turkey Lover's Month!!! Wow folks, a whole month dedicated to loving liberals!!!!!. Where they can show their love to their elected turkeys. Come on folks, show your love to a Lefty Turkey today!

Things to do :
1)Thoroughly wash your hands before and after handling raw LEFTY TURKEY rhetoric!
2)Avoid cross contamination by never using the same unwashed plate to hold raw and cooked LEFTY TURKEY verbal spewings.
3) Make sure to stuff your LEFTY TURKEY. (Stuff it anywhere!)
4)Don't forget to remove the gizzards!

Have fun, and enjoy your own festive Turkey Lovers Month celebrations today!