Disgusting Political Correctness

England's Channel 4 decided to go puke worthy PC.

"Channel 4 was rebuked by the Government yesterday for its decision to broadcast an address by the President of Iran as the channel’s alternative Christmas message."

Alternative Christmas message? You mean the opposite of love, hope, caring and happiness?
Dinner Jacket said,"If Christ were on Earth today, undoubtedly He would hoist the banner of justice and love for humanity to oppose warmongers, occupiers, terrorists and bullies the world over. If Christ were on Earth today, undoubtedly He would fight against the tyrannical policies of prevailing global economic and political systems, as He did in His lifetime."
He's a totally insane, maniacal, mass murdering, homophobic, Christian hater, but he's got balls.

ROTFLMAO Iran Sucks!!!!!

LOL, LOL and double LOL!!!!

IRAN MISSILE TEST BLUFF: OLD ROCKETS, BOGUS VIDEO
Fri Jul 11 2008 15:18:02 ET

Many of Iran's claims related to missile tests during "Great Prophet III" war games -- appear to be smoke and mirrors!

The missiles tested DID NOT not have 2,000-kilometer range, the NEW YORK TIMES is planning to report on Saturday.

Iran DID NOT launch a Shahab-3 missile, able to reach Israel.

It was an older missile that was out of production, newsroom sources tell DRUDGE.

And a video showing what appeared to be many missiles being fired -- is actually one missile, filmed from different angles!

Developing...via Drudge

Iran's Fake Bombs!

LOL....." A photo showing Iranian military officials detonating four military warheads appears to have been digitally altered to show an extra missile, according to New York Times blog The Lede."

Iran Is Cruisin' For A Bruisin'!

"Iran test-fired nine long- and medium-range missiles Wednesday during war games that officials said aimed to show the country can retaliate against any U.S. or Israeli attack, state television reported."
Iran Sucks, Iran Sucks, Iran Sucks, Iran Sucks!

Todays News Round-Up

Russia Says Ratifying U.S.-Czech Missile Pact Will Force Military Response....Oh reeEEeeEEEeeeaaAAaaaaAAAaaally?


Iraqi Security Adviser: Iraq Will Insist on U.S. Troop Withdrawal Timetable...OK... let's say.. oh, 100 years?

Iran Begins War Game With Warning to U.S., Israel....bring it fucknozzles.

Happy 4th of July! News Round Up: Open Thread

Todays News Round-Up:

Jesse Helms dead at 86.

OH NO! What's next they'll take away our pets because they fart?
"A top environmental scientist has warned that flat-screen televisions may have a greater impact on global warming than coal-fired power stations."

Can Obama get some Swarovski crystals on his flip flops?
"Obama on Thursday denied any suggestion that he's shying away from his proposed 16-month phased withdrawal of all combat troops from Iraq, calling it "pure speculation" and adding that his "position has not changed."

However, he told reporters questioning his stance that he will "continue to refine" his policies as warranted." Uh?

Iran Indicates It's Willing to Discuss Nuclear Incentives Plan.
Yeah and if you believe that I have some REAL diamonds to sell ya.

"Petty Officer Michael A. Monsoor was killed in battle in Iraq in September 2006, and posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor in April.

His funeral in Fort Rosecrans National Cemetery in San Diego was attended by “nearly every SEAL on the West Coast,” President Bush said.

During the service, as Monsoor's coffin was taken from the hearse to the grave site, Navy SEALs lined up in two columns. As the coffin passed, video shows each SEAL slapping down the gold Trident from his uniform and deeply embedding it in Monsoor's wooden coffin.

The slaps were reportedly heard across the cemetery."
It is for Michael Monsoor and those who proceeded him that we have this great nation to celebrate on July 4th. Please take a moment out today to remember what we are celebrating. Never take for granted this great nation.

Iran: The Country Of Peace

"Hezbollah instructors trained Shiite militiamen at remote camps in southern Iraq until three months ago when they slipped across the border to Iran — presumably to continue instruction on Iranian soil, according to two Shiite lawmakers and a top army officer."
So like we should like totally let them build some nukes right?

SCREW IRAN.

Iran's Ball's On Fire

Or was it "ball of fire"?

"The U.N. nuclear watchdog chief warned in comments aired Saturday that any military strike on Iran could turn the Mideast into a "ball of fire" and lead the country to a more aggressive stance on its controversial nuclear program."

So let me see if I have this right.

1) Iran screws around enriching uranium, killing our soldiers and funding terrorist groups all day every day.

2) Iran has promised to wipe our closest ally off the face of the map and has threatened the same for the "Great Satan" America.

3) Iran continues to be guilty of such heinous human rights violations it makes the worst things Moonbat's can imagine Rove and Cheney doing in a closed bedroom look good.

And the world HAS to just sit back and watch, because if we piss them off,the entire Middle East will be a ball of fire. And wait, that's a bad thing? I mean if they just all blow each other up?

Iran Sucks. Iran Sucks. Iran Sucks. Iran Sucks. Iran. Sucks Iran. Sucks.

Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran

"Israel will attack Iran if it doesn't abandon its nuclear program, a Cabinet minister hoping to replace embattled Prime Minister Ehud Olmert was quoted Friday as saying.

Transportation Minister Shaul Mofaz also said Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad "will disappear before Israel does," the Yediot Ahronot daily reported. Ahmadinejad has called repeatedly for Israel's destruction."
About time.
IRAN SUCKS IRAN SUCKS IRAN SUCKS IRAN SUCKS IRAN SUCKS IRAN SUCKS!!!!

BREAKING: Navy Fires Warning Shots @ Iranian Boat

"The U.S. Navy says one of its ships encountered a small Iranian high-speed boat in the central Persian Gulf. The Navy says the boat stayed away after the ship fired a flare."

Not a big deal, but I think the Iranians are testing the waters so too speak.

Iran: Number One World Power

Great! Can we get this news out to the rest of the world? If you need help, ask Iran. Need aid? Ask Iran. Got starving people? Ask Iran for help. Looking for a new life, free health care, free schooling, welfare? Ask Iran. They are now the worlds NUMBER ONE SUPER POWER!!! Whooooo Hoooooo!!!

"President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared on Thursday that Iran was the world's "number one" power, as he launched a bitter new assault on domestic critics he accused of siding with the enemy.

"Everybody has understood that Iran is the number one power in the world," Ahmadinejad said in a speech to families who lost loved ones in the 1980-1988 Iran-Iraq war.

"Today the name of Iran means a firm punch in the teeth of the powerful and it puts them in their place," he added in the address broadcast live on state television."

More Useless Sanctions On Iran

"The U.N. Security Council's permanent members and Germany agreed Tuesday on the contents of a new draft resolution on sanctions against Iran after talks on its nuclear program, the German foreign minister said." Yawn.

Iran: Itchin' For A Bitch Slap

It's all George Bush's fault.

In what U.S. officials called a serious provocation, Iranian Revolutionary Guard boats harassed and provoked three U.S. Navy ships in the strategic Strait of Hormuz, threatening to explode the American vessels.

U.S. forces were on the verge of firing on the Iranian boats in the early Sunday incident, when the boats turned and moved away, a Pentagon official said. "It is the most serious provocation of this sort that we've seen yet," said the official.

Five small boats began charging the U.S. ships, dropping boxes in the water in front of the ships and forcing the U.S. ships to take evasive maneuvers, the Pentagon official said.

The official said he didn't have the precise transcript of communications that passed between the two forces, but said the Iranians radioed something like "we're coming at you and you'll explode in a couple minutes."

But Iran is a peaceful nation. I don't get it.

Cold War Back On, Now Hot

Frickin' Rushkies.

"Russia is selling Iran a new and sophisticated air defense system that experts say is capable of dealing a serious blow against would-be attackers.

The new S-300 air defense system signals growing miitary cooperation between Moscow and Tehran, Iranian Defense Minister Mostafa Mohammad Najjar said Wednesday.

Earlier this year, Russia delivered 29 Tor-M1 air defense missile systems to Iran under a $700 million contract signed in December 2005."

Game on bitches. Jenn says:"We need missile defense NOW!!!!

Iran Sucks: Part 5,000

"Iran is establishing a Central American foothold in Nicaragua, to the alarm of some U.S. state department officials, it is being reported.

The San Antonio News-Express said Monday that Nicaragua, with the backing of its Venezuelan ally, has been forging a new partnership with Iran." -Source

But like hey, that's cool and all, they're just there for the great weather.

Iran Hoodwinked US "Intelligence"?

Now do we believe Englanistan?

"British spy chiefs have grave doubts that Iran has mothballed its nuclear weapons programme, as a US intelligence report claimed last week, and believe the CIA has been hoodwinked by Teheran.

Iran 'hoodwinked' CIA over nuclear plans
Analysts believe that Iranian staff, knowing their phones were tapped, deliberately gave misinformation

The timing of the CIA report has also provoked fury in the British Government, where officials believe it has undermined efforts to impose tough new sanctions on Iran and made an Israeli attack on its nuclear facilities more likely.

The security services in London want concrete evidence to allay concerns that the Islamic state has fed disinformation to the CIA.

A senior British official delivered a withering assessment of US intelligence-gathering abilities in the Middle East and revealed that British spies shared the concerns of Israeli defence chiefs that Iran was still pursuing nuclear weapons.

The source said British analysts believed that Iranian nuclear staff, knowing their phones were tapped, deliberately gave misinformation. "We are sceptical. We want to know what the basis of it is, where did it come from? Was it on the basis of the defector? Was it on the basis of the intercept material? They say things on the phone because they know we are up on the phones. They say black is white. They will say anything to throw us off."

Somehow I am inclined to agree with Israel and England myself on this one. US "Intelligence" has been wrong before.

President Bush News Conference Summed Up

Iran no nukes now, Iran still bad. Sorry there were no WMD. Congress a bunch of troop hating a-holes. Period.

Shut Up Chavez Is A Hit

From Kris in England:
"The king of Spain's recent undiplomatic outburst at the Venezuelan president has become a ringtone hit across Spain.
An estimated 500,000 people have downloaded the insult featuring the words "Why don't you shut up?", generating a reported 1.5m euros ($2m)." -Source
Hee hee hee...looks like Hugo "Devil Boy" Chavez is not so popular...could be the friends he keeps:"Chavez, who arrived in Tehran from Saudi Arabia where he attended the weekend's OPEC summit, is expected to discuss various political and economic issues with his Iranian counterpart, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad."

What a "cute" couple.

SHOCKING:Iran Not Cooperating With The IAEA

UPDATED:The facts are, Iran is hiding or unwilling to be up front about their nuclear program. Period. That is what the report says. So, how does the MSM headline this story? Let's see.....

Al Reuters:Nuclear report vindicates Iran: Ahmadinejad
L.A. Times:Iran reveals how it built nuclear program, UN says
ABC News:IAEA: Iran Generally Truthful on Nukes
In China....:Iran says IAEA report proves peaceful nature of its nuke program
There are more, the winner for accuracy is actually CNN with the headline:UN losing grip on Iran nuke plan

I am just blown away by this!

"The International Atomic Energy Agency's knowledge of Iran's current nuclear program is "diminishing," the agency's director general reported Thursday, because Iran suspended cooperation in key areas in early 2006 and has not restored it.

The IAEA "is not in a position to provide credible assurances about the absence of undeclared nuclear material and activities," the agency said in a report issued to its 35 board members in Vienna, Austria.

The report confirmed that Tehran has continued to defy the U.N. Security Council by ignoring its repeated demands to freeze uranium enrichment, a potential pathway to nuclear arms."

That's cool. We don't need to know what a guy who is quoted as saying,"A new Middle East will prevail without the existence of Israel" is doing with his nukes, really. It is so much more important to get a Republiacn fired for foot tapping in the bathroom.

Shhhhhhh... We're Huntin' Nukes

Screw it, let's be friends!!!!

"Bahrain's Crown Prince, Sheik Salman bin Isa al-Khalifa, said Friday that Iran is striving to acquire nuclear weaponry.

Technicians work at the reactor building of the Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant, some 750 miles south of Teheran.

Al Khalifa said that at the very least, Iran is attempting to gain the ability to produce nuclear weaponry.

The statement would make Bahrain the first Arab nation in the Persian Gulf to claim that Iran is attempting to deceive world leaders in relation to its nuclear aspirations."

Liar, Iran, one of the most oil rich nations in the world NEEDS NUCLEAR ENERGY NOW!!!! That's what it's all about. Iran is just a sweet, peaceful nation.