Good Bye President George W.Bush and Thank You

Dear President George W. Bush,

Mr. President, this is so hard for me to write, for so many reasons. Mainly because my saying good bye to you means that Barack Obama will be our President and that makes my hiney pucker.

There were many ups and downs during your presidency (mainly ups until 2006..coincidence? I say nay.)But of course we all know you'll be judged solely for the downs and that's really a shame. Everyone knows I have riden your arse like a rented mule, especially the last 3-4 years, but I'd like to part on good terms. So I would like to thank you for all the good things you've done and leave the nasty repartee to the MSM who loves you so.

Mr. President, I thank you for, unlike your predecessors, doing something about those who attack our nation. And in the wake the murder of almost 3,000 Americans, you stood strong and for a time united this country as never before.

Mr. President, I thank you for signing into law the Do Not Call registry, BRAVO.

Mr. President, I thank you for getting Libya to at least pretend it is giving up it's WMD and to allow international inspectors at it's suspected missile sites and to renounce terrorism. No one else did it, you did. Good job!

Mr. President, I thank you not signing the Kyoto insanity which has saved billions of dollars.

Mr. President, I thank you for keeping India and Pakistan from nuking each other through peaceful diplomatic means.

Mr. President, I thank you for almost getting North Korea to shut down their nukes. Hey you gave it a shot, but they're commies. I mean you know commies suck.

Mr. President, I thank you for trying to end ridiculous AG subsidies.

Mr. President, I thank you for showing that the GOP is not the party of the KKK, unlike SOME other parties: "President Bush has appointed the first non-white attorney general (Alberto Gonzales), as well as both the first (Colin Powell) and second (Condoleezza Rice) non-white secretaries of state. His past and present transportation secretaries have been an Asian American man (Norman Mineta) and a woman (Mary Peters). His education secretaries have been an African American man (Rod Paige) and a woman (Margaret Spellings). His labor secretary, Elaine Chao, was the first Asian American woman in US history to be appointed to a Cabinet post."

Mr. President, I thank you for signing an executive order banning federal eminent domain seizures. Making it REALLY hard for any following president to rescind.

Mr. President, I thank you for protecting our oceans by designating the largest marine reserves in history.

Mr. President, having talked to several teachers and looking at the numbers, I'd like to thank you for NCLB, numbers are up and holding teachers accountable clearly works.

Mr. President, thanks TONS for appointing Sam Alito and John Roberts to the Supreme Court. KUDOS!!!

Mr. President, through your humanitarian aid to Africa, you've saved hundreds of thousands of lives and done good things there. I personally wish we'd stop sending aid to anyone, but that's just me, those Africans freakin' luv ya! Good job!

Mr. President, thanks for increasing military pay AND benefits and restoring military spending as outlined in our constitution, unlike say...your predecessor.

Mr. President, cool beans my good man for the tax cuts, they were good while they lasted. Not only the tax cuts, but also for reducing taxes on and capital gains as well as kicking Clinton's OSHA ergonomic rules out the door saving hundreds of thousands of jobs.

Mr. President, while you have not been what I would call "strong" on the immigration issue, you did manage to get the HB1 visa's down from a high of 165,000 to 66,000 a year, good job, every little bit helps.

Mr. President, thank you for banning the inhumane and vile partial birth abortion.

Mr. President, I really want to thank you for trying to avert fiscal disaster in regard to GSE's, not your fault you were ignored. Over and over through the years you and your administration tried to provide oversight on GSE's and your warnings went unheeded. YOU did all YOU could do.

Mr. President, while not very Republican of you(not much is old chap), your Medicare prescription drug benefit, enacted in 2003, has spurred competition within the drug companies and is highly popular with most, my own parents included.

Mr. President, the surge in Iraq, which was panned by everyone from left to right was WILDLY successful and has ultimately led to the stable, still delicate, Iraqi Democracy we have today. Thanks, democracy in the ME is a good thing.

Mr. President, you did many good things while in office and like I said, I'll leave the Bush Bashing and BDS to the Media and the leftist nut jobs, there's enough of that. Though I must say and must mention that your NOT pardoning Ramos and Compean is one of the most disappointing things you've done.

I want to thank you for the good times, and the last 8 years have been full of them.

I also want to thank you for being a man of great integrity, honor and honesty, sometimes to a fault. It was refreshing to have a man with principals and morals in a position of power.

And last but not least, thanks for the laughs and of those there have been legion.
My favorite Bushisms:

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
"They misunderestimated me." That they did.
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
“Wow! Brazil is big.”

Good times.

So President Bush, I wish you a fond farewell. I wish you nothing but peace and joy in your retirement. I wish nothing but success and prosperity to you and your family and I want to thank you for not pushing for no term limits, like SOME people.

Sincerely,
Jenn (of the Jungle)

U.S. To Meet With Iranian Nuke Negotiator

Things that make you go.....hmmmmm
"A top U.S. diplomat heading to Geneva has no plans to meet separately with Iran's chief nuclear negotiator, but the mere presence of the Bush administration official at talks between the Iranian negotiator and representatives of other world powers will be a sharp break with past administration policy."
Interesting.

Bush To Obama: Appeasement Doesn't Work

In what I have to say is one of the best few lines ever uttered by George W. Bush, he makes a very good point. But Obama, as usual gets his panties in a wad.

"In a speech to Israel's Knesset, Bush said: "Some seem to believe that we should negotiate with the terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along.

"We have heard this foolish delusion before. As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared: 'Lord, if I could only have talked to Hitler, all this might have been avoided.' We have an obligation to call this what it is—the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history."

Nothing in this statement is false.

Barack Obama is going batshit crazy whining like a little sissy girl over this "attack" by the White House.

"It is sad that President Bush would use a speech to the Knesset on the 60th anniversary of Israel's independence to launch a false political attack," Obama said in the statement his aides distributed. "George Bush knows that I have never supported engagement with terrorists, and the president's extraordinary politicization of foreign policy and the politics of fear do nothing to secure the American people or our stalwart ally Israel."

Really Barack Hussein Obama? Really? You've never supported engagement with terrorists???? Now that is a flat out lie now ain't it?

Let's see.......
"Senator Barack Obama says he would “engage in aggressive personal diplomacy” with Iran if elected president......."

"I want to have direct talks with countries like Iran and Syria because I don't believe we can stabilize the region unless not just our friends but also our enemies are involved in these discussions." Not just our friends, but OUR ENEMIES.

Of course add to that the fact that he is endorsed by Hamas, Ayers, The Nation of Islam and other assorted terrorists. And he's surprised people would see him as soft on terrorist and their countries. LOL... Barack Hussein Obama is a joke.

Good News The Media Doesn't See Fit To Print

Congratulations should be sent to President Bush. Props dude.

"Mr. Geldof praised Mr. Bush for his work in delivering billions to fight disease and poverty in Africa, and blasted the U.S. press for ignoring the achievement.

Mr. Bush, said Mr. Geldof, "has done more than any other president so far."

"This is the triumph of American policy really," he said. "It was probably unexpected of the man. It was expected of the nation, but not of the man, but both rose to the occasion."

"What's in it for Mr. Bush? Absolutely nothing," Mr. Geldof said."

State of the Union: Live Blogging

I will be attempting to live blog the SOTU tonight right after my show @ 6:00 pm Pacific time. Stay tuned for my eloquent and insightful bullshit.

Here goes:

6:04...Haven't even turned on the TV need a drink already.
6:08...... Obama and Teddy are chilling together get me a barf bag. The local guy just called it a "bi-partisan love fest". Puke worthy.
6:10.....Pelosi looks like a grape.
6:12.....Did they stuff Cheney.
6:24....Teddy is asleep.
6:26....Blah Blah Blah... reduce oil consumption...same crap as last year.
6:29.....Why do they keep going to Rangel? Asshole.
6:31...I'm serious does anyone else think that is a stuffed version of Cheney? He looks kinda fake. You think he's in some undisclosed location?
6:32....As an atheist I have to agree with him. The "faith based" groups are some of the most giving.
6:34.....LOL...yes you are working on work site enforcement, but Bush, the border is fecking open still; period. They can come here LEGALLY. A-Hole. This is tantamount to amnesty.
6:39.....I am tired of Bush's rhetoric on the war on Islamic nutsacks. Why can't he just call it like it is? I mean is he really saying that Afghanistan is going well?
6:44.....The surge is working... big cheers!...I want to review the tape see who isn't clapping.
6:46....Right Bush.. if Obama is elected they will not have "all they need" to protect our nation. Not a very good response on funding our troops. Troops coming home!!!
6:50....I wish he'd address the terrorist regime of "palestine.
6:54....Oh, no here he goes and praises "palestine". Geezus. Thank the beer gods I am not doing shots of tequila for this drinking game. Hamas is working on peace my ass Bush.
6:56......We respect their moral police? We respect Iran? WTF. I don't know about you but I better not be included in that "we".
6:58....Yes we MUST protect those who are doing their job to protect America from law suits.
7:00....Why are we supporting the fucking world? Instead of farm subsidies, why not buy our own farmers veggies and crops? Don't want AIDS, wear a condom. I am so sick of our "compassion" for a world that hates us.
7:02....95% increase in aid for Veterans would be great if Clinton hadn't slashed it to hell and back. Holy shit Bob Dole looks older that dirt.
7:03....Now that is great, transferring unused education bennies to the spouses of military. Oh yeah! That got the response it should get.

Boring speech in general not any different from the last two at all. Bush did however seem on his game tonight. He delivered the speech with some passion in his voice.

Oh well. That's a wrap folks. Last of Bush's SOTU's. Who, who will be next?

P.S. The glad handling after the speech as he makes himself up the aisle is great. Cracks me up everytime!

He's short huh?

Chimpy McHitlerburton

To all the Moonbats who call the Commander in Chief a chimp:

"When scientists found out that chimps had better memories than students, there were unkind comments about the calibre of the human competition they faced.

But now an ape has gone one better, trouncing British memory champion Ben Pridmore.

Ayumu, a seven-year-old male brought up in captivity in Japan, did three times as well as Mr Pridmore at a computer game which involved remembering the position of numbers on a screen.

And that's no mean feat - the 30-year-old accountant from Derby is capable of memorising the order of a shuffled pack of cards in under 30 seconds."

LOL.

President Bush And His Saudi Arms Deal

"The Democratic-led Congress is unlikely to block U.S. plans to sell $123 million worth of sophisticated precision-guided bomb technology to Saudi Arabia, despite concerns from some members that the systems could be used against Israel.

The Bush administration on Monday notified Congress of its intent to sell the bomb-delivery systems as part of a multi-billion-dollar arms package to bolster the defense of U.S. allies in the Gulf."

Bush, Bush, Bush....Saudi Arabia is an "ally", not an ALLY. The majority of 9/11 hijackers were Saudi, they are a backwards hell hole full of hypocrisy and misogynistic 16th century cretins. Can we NOT GIVE THEM BOMBS, pretty please with sugar on top?

Oh yes and let's not forget:"Saudi Arabia will raise oil production only when the market justifies it, the kingdom's oil minister said Tuesday, in response to President Bush's request that OPEC nations increase output to reduce world oil prices." Bitches.

President Bush News Conference Summed Up

Iran no nukes now, Iran still bad. Sorry there were no WMD. Congress a bunch of troop hating a-holes. Period.