Nancy Pelosi: Trying To Save The Planet

"With fewer than 20 legislative days before the new fiscal year begins Oct. 1, the entire appropriations process has largely ground to a halt because of the ham-handed fighting that followed Republican attempts to lift the moratorium on offshore oil and gas exploration. And after promising fairness and open debate, Pelosi has resorted to hard-nosed parliamentary devices that effectively bar any chance for Republicans to offer policy alternatives.

“I’m trying to save the planet; I’m trying to save the planet,” she says impatiently when questioned. “I will not have this debate trivialized by their excuse for their failed policy.”

ROTFLMAO!!!! Hear that folks, San Fran Nan is trying to save the planet.

Hey Nancy, here's a fucking suggestion, try saving your constituents first.

"Ramos, a native of El Salvador whom prosecutors say is a member of a violent street gang, was found guilty of two felonies as a juvenile - a gang-related assault on a Muni passenger and the attempted robbery of a pregnant woman - according to authorities familiar with his background."

Then he shot and killed a father and his two sons...."In neither instance did officials with the city’s Juvenile Probation Department alert federal immigration authorities, because it was the city agency’s policy not to consider immigration status when deciding how to deal with an offender."

Bite me Nancy.

Petraeus On Iraq

Key Points on the Iraq Progress Report. Better known as "Grilling of a highly decorated General by Moonbat Democrats":

1)"As Iraq is now earning the financial resources it needs for bricks-and-mortar construction through oil production and export, our assistance has shifted ... ," Crocker said, proclaiming, "The era of U.S.-funded major infrastructure projects is over."

2)"Violence is down to 2005 levels. Civilian deaths are back to a level before the February 2007 bombing of the Shiite shrine in Samarra. Iraqis have made a number of political steps including passing a budget, a de-Baathification law, they are on the way to passing an oil-sharing law, and its GDP is growing."

3)General Petraeus,"recommended a 45-day moratorium on troop drawdowns following the removal in July of the last unit sent as part of President Bush's troop surge, which began last year."

4)Dems clearly hate this country and will stop at nothing to smear it.

5) Moonbats should not be allowed into these "hearings". By the way why is this a "hearing"? Is Petraeus on trial? You'd think.

6)Ted Kennedy is a moron:"Now, you mentioned that the battle in Basra was to take on the criminals and extremists. Aren't we in there to battle Al Qaeda?" Kennedy asked Petraeus." But,but,but.....Ted, I thought criminals and extremists were the target.

More to come.....

House Sues House

The Democrat run House has sued the White House in another clear case of idiocy by one of the, if not THE, worst congress's to ever sit. Clearly not too busy keeping their 11% approval rating and bitching about steroids in Baseball, the congress has now decided to waste even more time and tax payer dollars to throw some pie in GW's face, because calling him Chimpy behind his back just isn't enough.

"The House of Representatives filed a federal lawsuit Monday to compel former White House Counsel Harriet Miers and White House chief of staff Joshua Bolten to testify on the 2006 firing of nine U.S. attorneys." Pel-Ho-Si' ain't got nothing' betta to do?

Lame.

Our 89% Loathed Democrat Run Congress

89% of Americans think the Democrat run congress led by Nancy "Nanny State" Pelosi is a complete and total crock of poo poo ca ca. Other wise know as shit.

They have had a year+ to practice some of that "change" all their candidates are promising us if elected later this year.

They were elected by their constituents to stop funding our troops fighting our aggressors, increase our taxes and pander to criminal invaders! They were hired by the asshat Lefties of America to have not so discreet sexual indiscretions that will be ignored by the Lame Stream Media, to force nanny state laws like booze bans and smoking bans!

And while they HAVE been successful on most of those....everything that actually would make 89% of the country like them, they have failed miserably on.

But wait, redemption is theirs...Nanny Pelosi has come to the rescue with some real CHANGE!

"The once dreary congressional cafeterias now abound with haute cuisine.

The menu transformation is part of Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s “Greening the Capitol” plan to make the House campus more environmentally friendly and socially progressive.

There is pan-roasted Chesapeake rockfish with sweet potato fennel hash and yellow pepper relish. Pears with Stilton cheese and watercress. Cumin-scented leg of lamb with almond couscous. There are vegetables with funny names, like bok choy, arugula and jicama. There are baked goods with Italian names, like biscotti, focaccia and frittati.

Republican aides have raised questions about why the cafeterias now stock Stonyfield Farm yogurt, speculating that the move would line the pockets of the company’s CEO, Gary Hirshberg, a significant player in Democratic politics."

Clearly with sky rocketing oil prices, criminal invaders shutting down schools and hospitals and the fact that come November the morons of America will vote in a tax and spend Liberal...Clearly, haute cuisine was the number one priority. Clearly.

Jenn's Jungle Welcomes William Russell

Lt. Col. William T. Russell is running for congress against John "them Marines are guilty until proven innocent" Murtha. Tonight he joins me in The Jungle for a WWF style Murtha smackdown.

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