It's George Bush's Fault

It's George Bush's Fault. Everything is George Bush's fault. Stubbed your toe...George Bush must have been there. Cat get stuck in a tree? George Bush was around. Lost your job...clearly this is the fault of Bush. Can't get an erection? GWB in the hizzy! Did your finger find the hole in the doggy poop pick up baggy? George Bush is clearly at fault. Did the toaster overcook your toast? You know George Bush must have been in the vicinity. Earthquake in Taiwan? George Bush's fault. Were you driving 75 in a 25 zone, and get a ticket? George Bush is to blame GWB...to blame.

It's George Bush's Fault. Blame Bush! Did you buy banana's, nice ones, only to find the inside was all brown and mushy? Blame George Bush. Snails eat all the good flowers in your garden and leave all the weeds? George Bush's fault. Last page of the gripping page turning novel you are reading is gone...George Bush must have taken it.

Everything that is wrong in the world is clearly the fault of George W. Bush. BLAME BUSH!!!!!!

Picture courtesy of The People's Cube.

Bush Pardons Some People

Bush has pardoned a few people how nice of him. When reading the list I noticed that wrongly imprisoned Border Patrol Agents Ramos and Compean's names were somehow MISTAKENLY LEFT OFF. BECAUSE IF THAT SON OF A BITCH DOESN'T PARDON THOSE TWO MEN, I WILL SECRETLY TRAIN BARNEY TO SIC BALLS.

Bush To Announce International Food Aid

BLEEPING SON OF A MOTHER BLEEPING BLEEP!!!!!!!!
"President Bush is announcing $770 million in new international food aid at a 3:30 p.m. ET event at the White House. The money would have to be approved by Congress."

Another whopping load of cash for the ungrateful around the world while Americans go hungry, pay over 4 bucks for gas and are having their GD jobs outsourced???? More money shipped out of this country while our dollar flounders, we import more than we export and we spend millions each month on the ungrateful people of Iraq to build their non existent infrastructure, while ours crumbles. Hell we're building a GD fence for the Mexicans in Mexico and we can't even build our own!

Why is it no one in this country knows how to say NO. As in NO, right now we need our money here. NO, last time we gave your asses aid, you bombed us. Or NO, there are American people going to bed hungry tonight, vet's returning from Iraq who go hungry, we need to feed them first.

Go beg for cash from Europe.

Bush Hater/Assassinator For Obama '08

The next in a string of endorsements for Barack Obama is this kid. WOW.
Please, listen to this with extreme caution, no kids around and not at work except at low volume.

The parents should be jailed and the kid out in therapy TODAY. This is the mentality of the average Obama supporter and it's sick.

House Sues House

The Democrat run House has sued the White House in another clear case of idiocy by one of the, if not THE, worst congress's to ever sit. Clearly not too busy keeping their 11% approval rating and bitching about steroids in Baseball, the congress has now decided to waste even more time and tax payer dollars to throw some pie in GW's face, because calling him Chimpy behind his back just isn't enough.

"The House of Representatives filed a federal lawsuit Monday to compel former White House Counsel Harriet Miers and White House chief of staff Joshua Bolten to testify on the 2006 firing of nine U.S. attorneys." Pel-Ho-Si' ain't got nothing' betta to do?

Lame.

"Bush Is Very Unpopular Here"

"When Vífill Atlason, a 16-year-old high school student from Iceland, decided to call the White House, he could not imagine the kind of publicity it would bring.

Introducing himself as Ólafur Ragnar Grímsson, the actual president of Iceland, Atlason found President George W. Bush's allegedly secret telephone number and phoned, requesting a private meeting with him.

"I just wanted to talk to him, have a chat, invite him to Iceland and see what he'd say," Vífill told ABC News.

A White House official, who asked not to be identified, denied the young man had accessed a private number but instead dialled 202-456-1414, the main switchboard for the West Wing.

Vífill's mother, Harpa Hreinsdottir, a teacher at the local high school, said her son did, in fact, get through to a private phone.

"This was not a switchboard number of any kind," she told ABC News, "it was a secret number at the highest security level."

Atlason's mother Harpa, who was not home at the time, said she was shocked to find her son had been taken away by the police but could not quite bring herself to be angry with her son.

"He's very resourceful you know," she said. "He has become a bit of a hero in Iceland. Bush is very unpopular here."

Wow, they seriously need better hero's in Iceland. Because that is just SAD.

Fuck You Bush

Seriously.

I have not always been your biggest defender, you have spat in my Wheaties many a time, especially when it comes to your disgusting pandering to the Mexican Cartel. But most of the time I have defended and stood by you. Even agreed with you.

But I now hate you.

"As soon as this Thursday, 100 Mexican trucking companies could be allowed to haul cargo anywhere in the U.S. That's Instead of the current 20 mile buffer zone at certain border crossings."

Bush you little bitch, you fucking come to San Diego and live amongst the open border hell you've let fester. You tell the thousands of law abiding AMERICANS who are killed or suffer injury or personal damage by drivers from south of the border to DEAL. You come to San Diego and see the hell you've let reign on the good people of my hometown by your complete lack of balls.

Bush, you little shit have you BEEN TO MEXICO, EVER?????? Their trucks are belching putrid piles of barely rolling metal. And your free pass and complete lack of care for our border security makes me want to kick you in the balls so hard Laura would be calling Bill for advice of finding new sexual partners.

I for one am jumping on the band wagon. Roll on 2008 I can't wait till you leave.

Blame Bush!

"A surprising 94 percent of Americans say they are satisfied with their lives"...

"The Harris Poll of more than 1,000 people reported the overall "satisfaction" level, defined as people who said they were either very or somewhat satisfied with their lot, was up 4 percentage points, from 90 percent two years ago." -Source