The Political Jungle

Funnies with a Texas Twist today, courtesy of a visitor, who sent me an e-mail. ; )
(A little early, I'll be out of town till Monday, and completely ignoring any type of electronic communication.)

Texas Air Control Tower

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iraqi Air 357 You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Iraqi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised!!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Iraqi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Iraqi Air 911?"

Iraqi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?.

Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!!!

Have a great weekend all.

Seems the peace loving Alec Baldwin can't control his raging temper. First his wife, then Hannity, now he's scaring little Broadway actresses. What a bully.

HISPANIC LEADERS SPEAK OUT!!!!!

Augustin Cebada, Brown Berets; "Go back to Boston! Go back to Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims! Get out! We are the future. You are old and tired. Go on. We have beaten you. Leave like beaten rats. You old white people. It is your duty to die . Through love of having children, we are going to take over.

Richard Alatorre, Los Angeles City Council. "They're afraid we're going to take over the governmental institutions and other institutions. They're right. We will take them over . . . We are here to stay."

Excelsior, the national newspaper of Mexico, "The American Southwest seems to be slowly returning to the jurisdiction of Mexico without firing a single shot."

Professor Jose Angel Gutierrez, University of Texas; "We have an aging white America. They are not making babies. They are dying. The explosion is in our population . . . I love it. They are sh*tting in their pants with fear. I love it."

Art Torres, Chairman of the California Democratic Party, "Remember 187--proposition to deny taxpayer funds for services to non-citizens--was the last gasp of white America in California."

Mario Obledo, California Coalition of Hispanic Organizations and California State Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare under Governor Jerry Brown, also awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Bill Clinton, "California is going to be a Hispanic state. Anyone who doesn't like it should leave."

Jose Pescador Osuna, Mexican Consul General , "We are practicing 'La Reconquista' in California."Professor Fernando Guerra, Loyola Marymount University; "We need to avoid a white backlash by using codes understood by Latinos . . "

This Headline alone could be a Friday funny. "President Clinton's round of golf had a porn star connection the other day."

Then we have this: Left-leaning new media has hit turbulence at the marketplace, newly released stats show.

A book hyped as documenting a progressive revolution of "blogs" and political power, DAILY KOS 'CRASHING THE GATE,' has sold only 3,630 copies since its release last month, according to Neilsons Bookscan. (ROTFLMAO!!!!! Take that you assh*les.)
*****UPDATED - I have gotten both e-mails and comments questioning the validity of Matt Drudge's #'s on how many books sold. I found in my search that the number varies between 253 and a few over 5000 (supposedly pre-ordered books.)

Meanwhile, the just released radio Winter Book [Jan-Mar] from ARBITRON shows AIR AMERICA in New York City losing more than a third of its audience -- in the past year!

Now, someone tell me why it is, if these polls taken lately saying that Bush's approval ratings are really in the low 30's are true, then why aren't more people listening to what Daily Bollocks, and Air Idiots have to say????

If Fox News is so biased and bad, why then is it the #1 rated news network???

Ask yourself those questions, and get back to me.

During the elections in 2004, I received and e-mail from a company calling themselves W Ketchup. A bunch of us at the office thought it was pretty darn funny, and ordered a case of it.

It's really good ketchup. And no, I'm not just saying that. It's freakin' good. Tastes homemade, which in a way it is. Made in America. Founded in 2004, W Ketchup is a private company that makes ketchup in America solely from ingredients grown in the USA and does not support the Democratic Party.Every ingredient is 100% American.
Every bottle is made in America, every label is printed in America, and every step of the manufacturing process takes place in America.

Not only that, but a portion of every sale is donated to the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarships for the children of active duty service members killed in the line of duty.

Buy W Ketchup today, and really support your troops, and their families.
(This is an unpaid service announcement. I really like their ketchup, buy some, NOW!!!!)

War! huh-yeah!
What is it good for?
Kicking these guys collective arses!!!
Uh-huh

See, I like these lyrics better.

"A New York rally by the Islamic "Thinkers" (my quotes) Society outside the Israeli consulate yesterday (4/21) featured chants of "The mushroom cloud is on its way! The real holocaust is on its way!"

"Israel won't last long ... Indeed, Allah will repeat the Holocaust right on the soil of Israel"

The Islamic Thinkers Society is an offshoot of London's Al-Muhajiroun, a group that celebrated the 9/11 attacks, referring to the hijackers as "the Magnificent 19," and posting a burning picture of the Capitol on its website."

Just a thought here.....There is freedom of speech and there is hate speech. One is punishable.

WHERE THE F*CKING H*LL WERE THE POLICE?????? WHY WERE THESE SCUMSUCKING, BOTTOM FEEDING, SH*TBAGS NOT ARRESTED?????? SOUNDS LIKE A CREDIBLE THREAT TO ME.

Since when did it become O.K. to say anything like "Hey, we are going to kill 6 million of your people!!! Whoo-Hooo!!!!!!"

This, my dearest friends is P.C.B.S run amok! They are trying to incite hatred, and they are succeeding. Like the Iraqi b*tch who threw candy and danced in the streets the day after 9/11 in celebration of the deaths of over 3000 of my countrymen, these guys just earned a spot on my top 10 list of people that need to be suicide bombers, who only succeed in blowing themselves up.

A few handy Arabic phrases translated to English -- in case you're ever kidnapped by terrorists.

AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOFTAN.= Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

FEKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT RAEH GUSH DIVAR.= I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

SHOMAEH FIKR TAMOMEH GEH GOFTEK BANDE.= I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

AUTO ARRAREGH DVATEMAN MAMO SEPAHEH-HAST.= It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEII AMRKAHEY.= I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.

MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLIEH, GORBAN.= The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.

TIKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE GOYAST INO BERGERAM.= The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.

BA BODENEH SINDI SHEEHAND.= Truly, I would rather be a hostage to your greatly esteemed self than to spend a fortnight upon the person of Cindy Sheehan.

Hi,
I was watching the show last night, and you had a young woman on who was dubbed, "the anti-Sheehan". (Loved it.)She had lost her husband in the W.O.T.

Anyway, Colmes kept trying to get her to answer his question, and she really didn't. I think she was a bit nervous, and wasn't getting what he was asking.

His question was something like,"People that are against the war are entitled to their own opinions, and they should be able to speak out about it. What do you think they should say???"

My answer would have been this; the Cindy/Soros/Code Pink/Moore/Kennedy/Hollywierd group has no real opinions. They are nothing but a hate filled spin machine that take things like our Vice President accidentally shooting someone and make it into a front page story. They could care less about this country, in fact, let's take an informal poll on how many of these people promised us they would leave the country if Bush was re-elected.

These people don't give a flying fig about this country, our well being, or the well being of our soldiers on the front line. It's simple; you cannot support the soldiers if you do not support the W.O.T.

Cindy Sheehan is a prime example of how warped and dysfunctional the left in this country really is. Your anti-Sheehan was right; she has a right to mourn. I'm still waiting for her to actually do that.

When speaking with people from Europe, India, Asia, I keep running across the same thing, they have fed off the liberal media and the loud shouted voices of the left and most have ill feelings towards America.

It usually takes a few moments and a few links in an e-mail to show them the truth. But, with the left hammering away as they do, it’s no wonder worldwide popularity has sunk to new levels.

So, where we should be showing a united face to the world, all they see is Alec Baldwin (bad, bad actor), Michael Moore, and Sean Penn telling them how bad we are, and how much we suck.

Sends a great message. United we stood.

So, my answer to Colmes, really is the old saying. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all.

MORE ILLEGALS DEMANDING WE DO THEIR BIDDING!!!


Our neighbors south of the border, constantly demand things from us in regard to the law breakers they send over the border. They demand rights, demand money, demand, demand, demand. They even print "cute" little booklets to help the would be law breakers to break the law by crossing the border.

But oh, the irony in this: "Considered felons by the government, these migrants fear detention, rape and robbery. Police and soldiers hunt them down at railroads, bus stations and fleabag hotels. Sometimes they are deported; more often officers simply take their money."

Once again, mouthy Mexico feels it has the right to dictate to the U.S. how to treat invaders from their country here illegally. But, they don't practice what they preach.

"Although Mexico objects to U.S. authorities detaining Mexican immigrants, police and soldiers usually cause the most trouble for migrants in Mexico, even though they aren't technically authorized to enforce immigration laws.

And while Mexicans denounce the criminalization of their citizens living without papers in the United States, Mexican law classifies undocumented immigration as a felony punishable by up to two years in prison, although deportation is more common."

What an f-ing joke.

My husband, cockney Londoner that he is, has a partner at work; a Ukrainian, and their best buddy is a scrappy Irishman, who sometimes helps out on big jobs.

They are movers. They spend copious amounts of time driving their big moving truck across Southern California. They get bored. They talk. Not one of them is a citizen. They can't vote. They are all LEGAL!!!! residents though. And to tell you the truth, none give one flying fig about politics usually. My poor husband gets enough from me, when they get together on a move, they talk about "football"(soccer) and whatever else it is that guys talk about. : )

Today my husband gave me this little gem, after a hard days work with his mates:

Me: F*ck this Iran crap(bleep,bleep,bleepity bleep).
Husband: Yeah!!!!
Me: Do you even know about that which what I speak????
Husband: Yeah, "B", "K" and I; we decided how we'd fix everything.
Me: Yeah? How?
Husband: Finish up as best we can by the end of the year in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Me: Ummm Hummmm. Uh, o.k.
Husband: Then proceed to remove all troops from every base on the planet.
Then cut all foreign aid. Everything. Not one dime to another country. No more help. No more outsourcing jobs, nothing to anyone.
Me: All of them, everything?
Husband: Yup. Then seal our borders so tight air won't get through. Round up those bloody wankers who think they are better than, and more entitled than us(the three of them), and throw them all out. Let the U.N. deal with all the bullsh*t. (I laughed hard there, you know that brittle false laugh when something is so, NOT funny).
Me: And?
Husband: Get on with it. F*ck everyone else.Innit.

From the mouths of "babes". So direct. So honest and so true.

What can I say? I just don't get it. How can anyone support blowing up a sandwich shop????

If you are fighting a war, and you find a home filled with suspected Al Quaeda members or Satan, gimpy leprechauns or whatever; then fine, blow it up. Go for it. But what exactly can be gained by blowing up a sandwich shop full of regular people just trying to eat falafel.

Someone tell me how that furthers any cause??? I can tell you right now, it doesn't make me feel sympathetic towards the Palestinian cause.

"Witness Israel Yaakov said the blast killed a woman standing near her husband and children.

"The father was traumatized. He went into shock. He ran to the children to gather them up and the children were screaming, 'Mom! Mom!' and she wasn't answering, she was dead already ... it's a shocking scene," Yaakov said."

Now, I await the OUTRAGE!!!!! From the left, and all the bleeding hearts out there. I mean Israel, the only real democracy in the Middle East, and their fight with Palestine, is the reasoning behind all this Jihad(At the opening of a conference on supporting the Palestinians, Ahmadinejad fired a series of verbal shots at Israel, saying it was a “permanent threat” to the Middle East that will “soon” be liberated, and questioning the validity of the Nazi Holocaust against Jews in the Second World War.) All of it.

Was this homicide bomber a "freedom fighter" too?????? I for one stand behind Israel. They are truly one of the only allies we have.

What Is Easter

Three politicians died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.

The first, Ted Kennedy, said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast, get liquored up,give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished him to hell.

The second politician, Al Gore, said,"Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "No," and he banished him to hell.

The third, George Bush, said, he knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So, tell me."

He said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder..." St. Peter said, "Very good."

Then he continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."

I love writing letters to editors. Anywhere. Why? I love seeing my name in print.

Here's one I wrote tonight.

I was disturbed by the hypocrisy of the article written by Brady Combs on 4/12, regarding the arrest of a man for burning a Mexican flag.

Most notably, the one sentence:"Warden said the charges are a direct result of political pressure from the Mexican Consulate."

Beg Pardon? Would the Mexican Consulate please address the 12+ million criminal lawbreakers who live here? The multitudes of drug runners they do not see fit to stop from crossing our overly generous borders?

Would the Mexican Consulate please contact Vicente Fox, and ask him why they only have two classes in Mexico; Rich and destitute?

I for one, as a law abiding, tax paying AMERICAN, get really, really tired of Mexico, TELLING us how to run our country.

If this man broke the law, then arrest him. But I failed to see one arrest of any of the illegal aliens burning American flags. I failed to see one arrest of an illegal alien, here, breaking the law. Marching on the streets.

Am I alone in my confusion?

This made my skin crawl. It serves us well to remember.

10:03:02 — (Allah is the greatest.)

10:03:03 — (Allah is the greatest.)

10:03:04 — (Allah is the greatest.)

10:03:06 — (Allah is the greatest.)

10:03;06 — (Allah is the greatest.)

10:03:07 — No.

10:03:09 — (Allah is the greatest. Allah is the greatest.)

10:03:09 — (Allah is the greatest. Allah is the greatest.)

F*CK ALLAH. I've got to go smoke now, this made me sick.

I love voting. It's so fun! I've got my little sticker and the knowledge that my candidate is a good one. I hope he wins.

One side note, the ballot was one of those ones that had all the candidates on it, beside their names was a circle. You just fill in the circle, and pop it in a box. Easy right? You had to pick one name, that's all. I got there, checked in, and was handed my ballot. There was one other guy there. He was "voting" when I got there. I finished, popped my little ballot into the box, and he was still at it. I wished the volunteers all a good day, smelled some roses, wandered over to my car, got in, fiddled with the radio, and Dude was still "voting". WTF? Circle, fill it, done!!!! Damn, must have been a Democrat.

Gone are the peaceful, tree-hugging, hippies; lefties of old. They have been replaced by the oft violent, nasty lefty of today. Or, (shudder) the hypocritical, apologist lefties, ooohhhh, I hate them ones! Some examples. (I left all spelling and grammar as is,*'d swear words).

1)More republican scum are going down!
2)Not every American supports our douche bag President. F*ck him and f*ck all that support him Theyre sheep and are not capable of wiping their own backside.
3)You fools still follow the cokehead like some deluted fool.
4)You still have not enlisted? Are you so scared of dying for your fuerher??
5)I want to bash yor f*cking republican scum face into a wall.
6)Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Republican whore!!!!
7)I'm sorry world, that half this country are redneck f*cktards!!!!

I mean I could keep going on, and on. And they call themselves the "thinking" party, or "progressive"? Hmmmmm. Interesting. Super constructive if you ask me. By the time we get to the next Presidential election, I fear that an Iraqi civil war will be the least of our problems, when we have one here.

From Tongue Tied:

Say you are the only white in a large group of employees. You would be pretty silly to start saying derogatory things about blacks, wouldn't you? But what if your non-blackness is disliked by some of the blacks there so they want to get rid of you? Easy. One of the blacks accuses you of hate speech even though you have in fact uttered nothing of the kind. And because the accuser is black and the accused is white, the white is automatically demoted. No proof needed. And what say the blacks concerned really did use hate speech all the time but were never disciplined for it?

Sound fanciful? It certainly sounds obnoxious. And the 8th circuit appeals court has just decided that what I have described is exactly what hapened to Willa Russell. She ended up with $105,000 compensation but there was no word of any adverse consequences suffered by any of the black racists. So expect more of the same. -John Ray

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.

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Bush and Gore went ice fishing. Gore went on one side of the lake and Bush on the other. Later that day, Bush came back with 129 fish and Gore came back with none.
Gore screamed for a revote.

The next day Bush came back with 173 fish and Gore once again screamed for a revote.

So on the third day, Gore sent a secret service to spy on Bush. Bush came back with 293 fish this time and gore got none. Gore goes to the secret service spy and asks whether Bush is cheating.

"Yes," replied the spy, "he's putting holes in the ice."
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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a Democrat. Get me a change of registration form." "You can do it", the lawyer said, "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a Democrat?" "That's my business! Get me the form!"

Four days later, the old man got his registration changed. His lawyer was at his bedside making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing, and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to become a Democrat so badly before you died?" In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said: "One less Democrat".

ACCORDING TO YOUR ANSWERS,The political description that fits you best is...

CENTRIST



CENTRISTS espouse a "middle ground" regarding government

control of the economy and personal behavior. Depending on

the issue, they sometimes favor government intervention

and sometimes support individual freedom of choice.

Centrists pride themselves on keeping an open mind,

tend to oppose "political extremes," and emphasize what

they describe as "practical" solutions to problems. But not always.

****Pretty accurate.

With all the "protesting" in regard to the newest push for amnesty for law breaking criminals, I've read some pretty disturbing things. This one is by far one of the worst.

"Rudy Rios was stripped of his duties as junior varsity baseball coach at Chavez High School last week after using a district copying machine to make a flier encouraging Latino students to attend a rally protesting restrictions on illegal immigration.

Rios, who still retains his duties as an English-as-a-second-language teacher, was copying and distributing a flier that read: "We gots 2 stay together and protest against the new law that wants 2 be passed against all immigrants. We gots 2 show the U.S. that they aint (expletive) with out us (sic)," according to district officials."

And, why, pray tell, does he retain his ESL duties. When it's quite clear he can't speak English as a first language? What an *sshole.

I, for some reason am a magnet for both, hard core conspiracy nutters and rabid mouth foaming anti-Bush administration liberal whack jobs.

This blog is called SAY NO TO P.C.B.S, not "I love Bush and want to have his love child." Nor, is the it called, bring it on f-ed up crazy *ss conspiracy theorists, but I get my fair share of both.

So, in a gesture of friendship(barf), I ask this of my resident conspiracy theorists. Should keep them busy for a while.

Today, at around 8:30 a.m. I was sitting at my desk in my office, when the building shook. Rather violently. Being that I have lived in California all of my life, and half that time in Nor. Cal.; having been through the 1998 Loma Prieta Quake, with all it's fun, I just shook it off as an earthquake. No biggie, in fact, if no one is hurt, I kind of think they are a whole bundle of fun.

Of course, I have this little thing I do, I am usually able to call the magnitude within a point. So, the ground shakes, I say..."Hmmmm, 4.5", and it's, 99% of the time, a 4.5 or maybe a 4.4. I'm actually really good at it.

So, this morning, I immediately checked the USGS site to see how close I was, I called this puppy in at a 3.4. But, to my surprise, nothing was registered at the site. I forgot about it.

Came home. Watched the news. People for almost 1000 miles around felt it. USGS claims there was no quake. Pendleton claims they exploded no ordinance. There is no explanation. None. Zip, Zero, Zilch.

So, I ask my conspiracy theorists to theorize. There is no doubt, the ground shook. What was it?

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- As U.S. Rep. Cynthia McKinney, D-Georgia, faces possible criminal charges for a Wednesday altercation with a Capitol Police officer, one of her lawyers said Friday that the real issues were "sex, race and Ms. McKinney's progressiveness."

Let's recap. Last week her story was....The six-term congresswoman apparently struck a Capitol Police officer when he tried to stop her from entering a House office building without going through a metal detector. Members of Congress wear identifying lapel pins and routinely are waved into buildings without undergoing security checks. The officer apparently did not recognize McKinney, she said in a statement.(By the way, she has admitted she was not wearing her lapel pin.)

"I know that Capitol Hill Police are securing our safety, and I appreciate the work that they do. I have demonstrated my support for them in the past and I continue to support them now," she said in the statement on her Web site.

Now this:"Because she was assaulted and placed in impending fear of her safety, she responded," he said. "This case has just begun and we're going to fight, and we're going to use the U.S. Constitution."

WTF???????????

My favorite part:"The congresswoman, who said she has had problems with Capitol Police not recognizing her in the past, demanded and received an apology from Bill Clinton's administration in 1998 after White House guards stopped her." Gee, did they have problems with her "progressiveness" then too?

Whining Bee-yatch, suck it up girl, pretty weak to pull the race card now.

Or it should read, "Your troops support you."

I volunteer, at a local lagoon in San Diego county, called Batiquitos Lagoon. (Great place, send money, they need it.)In fact, I'm not even an official volunteer, but my dad is on the board, and he needs help sometimes; opening the nature center, or organizing the volunteers for habitat rehab,weed whacking, trail maintenance and such.

Yesterday was the big "first of the month", volunteer-weed-whacking-work-day. We had a huge turnout, over 30 people. Of those 30 people about 10 of them were Marines from two of the local bases. Pendleton and Miramar.

As I pulled out non-native pest plants, I listened to them talk. It was fascinating. A few had been to Iraq, one to Afghanistan. I won't get into that, but besides listening to them talk, I watched them work.

Some of the other volunteers are simply there to get some credits for school, or work off community service hours, often, they are slackers.The Marines, get credit for the hours they work. But, the difference was that the Marines worked hard. With a smile.

They all got down and dirty pulling out invasive non-native plants. In fact, because it was raining, and generally sh*tty, I told them they could take off early, and they refused. They said they weren't done, and wanted to stay until they could finish.

I was so proud of them. These young men and women, many who have been gone for a long time, spending a rainy, San-Diego-style-cold, Saturday, pulling weeds. And of the ten there, all ten asked if they could come back.

I wanted to hug them all.

Oh, and of the 4 cars they drove there, all 4 had, "Support our Troops" magnets. Seems since the left sneers at such open displays of support, they've taken it upon themselves to show themselves support. While they support us all, by helping keep our way of life, our freedom, and working to maintain a beautiful lagoon, where White Pelicans dance over the water and Osprey soar through the air.