HAPPY NEW YEAR! OPEN THREAD-DRINKS ON ME!

Happy New Year From Birdy The Wonder Dalmatian!

As 2008 draws to a close and a new year begins, we can look back and say 2008 was a total bitch. Let's call her Hillary Pelosi-Blagojevich. Has a nice ring to it.

Is 2009 going to be much better? Not likely. But it would be hard pressed to be worse, save if Yellowstone's super volcano blows, then none of this will matter.

Top 10 news stories of 2008? According to me....in no particular order.
1) The election....TBIO. (Thank beer it's over.)
2) Mumbai massacre. And the lack of response from some people.
3) Russia invades Georgia.
4) Massive Democrat corruption. Madoff, Blagojevich, Feinstein, William "cold cash" Jefferson, Rangel, Kwame Kilpatrick. Bribe lady Wilkerson, Elliot Spitzer, The Harrisburg 12. And let's not forget what was done to silence, shame and hunt down an innocent man all because he asked a simple question. I COULD go on.
5) The economic meltdown and subsequent socialist bailout BS.
6) Voters once again say no to Gay Marriage in California. YES on 8 wins.
7) The raid on the FDLS hell hole in Texas. Freaky stuff there I tell ya.
8) The Olympics. Loved it or hated it, it was big news. Being held in a country run by a bunch of commies bastages.
9) The earthquake in China and the cyclone in Myanmar. And the responses.
10) Sarah Palin. Love her or hate her, she was and is top news.

2008 was a weird year feel free to add your top stories of the year to the comments.

Well, goodbye 2008, hello 2009. Happy New Year to everyone except asshat liberals and Euro douches.

New Years Countdown Tickers

BEST NEW YEAR SCENE IN ANY MOVIE EVER:

Israel To Launch Ground Assault?

"As Israel considers a lull in its air strikes on Gaza, Israeli soldiers are preparing for the possibility of a broader ground war in the Hamas-controlled territory.

"I'm not taking my boots off," Yonatan, a 27-year-old soldier, told the Times of London as he crouched in his tank. His unit is waiting for the order to move. "What I've learnt from the past week is that there is no knowing when we will go into Gaza."

Sh*t. I hate the idea of a ground war. If I were running this game I'd hammer them from the sky a bit longer. Take out every base, keyhole and training camp I could before considering going in on the ground.

Israeli Navy Rams Cynthia McKinney's Boat

"A boat carrying international peace activists, including former Georgia congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, and medical supplies to the embattled Gaza Strip sailed back into a Lebanese port on Tuesday after being turned back and damaged by the Israeli navy, organizers of the trip said.

“Our boat was rammed three times, twice in the front and one on the side,” McKinney told CNN Tuesday morning. “Our mission was a peaceful mission. Our mission was thwarted by the aggressiveness of the Israeli military.”

"Peaceful mission" you stupid bleeping bleep bleep? You were bringing aid to TERRORISTS. If anything this action makes me support Israel now more than ever. Bless them. And thanks for the Tuesday morning chuckle.

Barack The Magic Negro and Hypocrisy

HUFFPO whines:"The sending of a Christmas greeting by Chip Saltsman to the members of the Republican National Committee that includes a recording of the so-called parody, "Barack the Magic Negro" is not only offensive, it is shocking and saddening in the extreme. It flies in the face of America's deeply held hope for a new era in which common ground and mutual respect characterize the exchanges between our national leaders." LOL... did you steal that content too HUFF HO?

In Solidarity with Chip Saltsman. Unlike the pansy arse RINOS throwing him under the bus. I talked about this over the weekend. It's only "evil/bad" when a Republican does it.

If say, the LA Times says it... NO PROBLEMO. Like say when they did it....here:

Obama the 'Magic Negro'
The Illinois senator lends himself to white America's idealized, less-than-real black man.

Projectile vomit worthy hypocrisy.

Ban Guns....Get A Knife

"SIX people a week are stabbed to death on the streets of Broken Britain.

Latest figures show a shocking 332 fatalities in a year — the worst toll since records began." Clearly the gun ban is working.

Israelis Vs. "Palestinians" Day 2

I love this woman:

“The only way to change reality is to give Hamas the clear message by Israel ... that they are responsible for the situation,” Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni told FOX News Sunday, adding that, "all the options are open and the last thing I am going to do is to tell Hamas through the press what we are going to do the next day."

Amen sister.

In other news,it was discovered that the "palestinians" are hiding rocket launching pads in residential neighborhoods, on purpose. Shocking I tell you, shocking.

Of course Iran, not to be ignored, is calling for all out jihad on those nasty ol Jewish people who just happen to be sick of being blown up, shelled and shot at.
"Iran's Supreme Leader issued a religious decree to Muslims around the world on Sunday, ordering them to defend Palestinians in Gaza against Israeli attacks "in any way possible". Douchebag.

Go Israel!!!!

Israel Finally Fights Back- Attacks Gaza

"Israeli warplanes and combat helicopters pounded the Hamas-ruled Gaza Strip on Saturday, killing at least 155 people in the bloodiest day for Palestinians in more than 20 years of conflict."

Well, that's what you get when you elect a terrorist organization to run your country and think it's OK to lob rockets at another country. Karma's a bitch.

"Hamas leaders wish to be martyrs and are not scared of death. Jihad will continue and the resistance will continue until we have victory, or we will be martyrs."
-Sheikh A. Yassin

"The word cease-fire is not in our dictionary...." —Abdel Aziz Rantisi

Disgusting Political Correctness

England's Channel 4 decided to go puke worthy PC.

"Channel 4 was rebuked by the Government yesterday for its decision to broadcast an address by the President of Iran as the channel’s alternative Christmas message."

Alternative Christmas message? You mean the opposite of love, hope, caring and happiness?
Dinner Jacket said,"If Christ were on Earth today, undoubtedly He would hoist the banner of justice and love for humanity to oppose warmongers, occupiers, terrorists and bullies the world over. If Christ were on Earth today, undoubtedly He would fight against the tyrannical policies of prevailing global economic and political systems, as He did in His lifetime."
He's a totally insane, maniacal, mass murdering, homophobic, Christian hater, but he's got balls.

Dog Robs Store For Bone On Christmas

Shoplifting dog... I love it.

Israel Finally Tired Of Palestinian Aggression?

"Israel moved closer to invading Gaza, saying Thursday it had wrapped up preparations for a broad offensive after Palestinian militants fired about 100 rockets and mortar shells across the border in two days.

Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak invited Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni to Cairo to discuss the possibility of renewing the truce, which expired Friday. But by the time Livni arrived, she was in no mood to discuss a cease-fire, and she dismissed Mubarak's pleas for restraint.

"Enough is enough," she said afterward. "When there's shooting, there's a response. Any state would react that way." Would they Livni?

Imagine.....Mexico starts lobbing rockets into San Diego. Do we:
A) Sit here with our collective thumbs up our arses and whine?
B) Talk tough alot...whine, maybe lob a few grenades over the border?
or C) Napalm their asses until there is nothing left but a smoldering field of dust?

Correct Answer: C ----- Actual answer here in the US? I'm thinking A.

Israel needs to grow a pair and take care of their "little problem", the sooner the better.

Happy Hanukkah.

Merry Christmas-Open Thread

NORAD tracking Santa HERE!

He's A Mean One....Mr. Libtard

Bite me environazi GRINCHES!!!"SCIENTISTS have warned that Christmas lights are bad for the planet due to huge electricity waste and urged people to get energy efficient festive bulbs." I hate those nasty LED lights, they are the anti-Christ-mas.

Libtard GRINCH from none other than the bastion of libtardiness: Deleware State, this was in my paper this morning.

"John D. Rich Jr., a professor of psychology at Delaware State University, thinks so. In a recent paper, he said parents promote Santa for all the wrong reasons:

Santa's a falsehood that will inevitably be found out.

He's frequently used as a threat against bad behavior, as "You better watch out..."

And “Santa is a bigot,” dispensing his gifts unequally among wealthy and poor, promoting crass materialism and teaching “that there is a connection between possessions and happiness,” Rich said."

I can't MAKE this stuff up. Lump of coal for you sir. HO HO HO!

And NOW, The News-Open Thread

Prosecutor Limits Blagojevich Impeachment Probe:
In a letter released Tuesday, U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald says the panel could "significantly compromise" his investigation by interviewing Blagojevich aides about possible crimes.....GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!

Harry Reid suggests 1 billion goes to Vegas for the roads???? AAARRGGHHH!

Huge water main break in DC strands drivers, closes down schools.

Let the "change we can believe in" begin.....States set to impose bevy of new taxes.

Barney Frank is spazzing out of Obama's choice of Rick Warren to speak at his inauguration. I agree with Barney on one point, Obama does indeed "overestimate his ability to unify people." Because unless Obama suddenly becomes a conservative Republican he can kiss my posterior.

The Huffington Post Slammed for Content Theft...nothing to see here move along.

More effects from Global Warming: 2 men die from the bitter cold in the Green Bay area. Leftard environazi's in Seattle refuse to use salt stranding people in their homes.

Change....Obama wants Bush war team to stay. Not.

Love it....self clearing yourself from wrong doing..."Vice President-elect Joseph Biden said Tuesday an internal report will show that neither President-elect Barack Obama nor his aides had inappropriate contacts with embattled Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich." Expect THIS kind of transparency for the next 4-8 years.

Pope's message angers gay rights activists....I'm shocked."Pope Benedict XVI reiterated the Roman Catholic Church's opposition to homosexual behavior and warned that humanity could destroy itself."

NICE:"The U.S. Army says it will honor the "heroism and sacrifice" of 350 U.S. soldiers who were held as slaves by Nazi Germany during World War II."

NAUGHTY:"As US banks are getting taxpayers' money to bail them out, they have paid up to 1.6 BILLION in salaries and bonuses to their executives." Mother trucker.

Freakin' Bush ignores Ramos and Compean again....Bush Grants 19 Pardons, 1 Commutation.

And last but not least, this gem:
"Politics is the art of obtaining money from the rich and votes from the poor on the pretext of protecting each from the other."
- Oscar Ameringer , the guy was a flaming socialist but he nailed that one.

Merry Christmas from Birdy and me!

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Barack Obama Is HAWT- Not

Possibly 8 years of this, I'm a gonna hurl....
Bare-ack Obama.....

Paparazzi Photog Gets a 'Pec-tacular' Obama Shot.....

BREAKING NEWS: Obama starts off day with workout...

Global Warming Is A Crock

Just had to be said.
Will Canada see its first white Christmas since '71?
Woman's Frozen Body Found on Sidewalk.
SEVERE COLD WAVE TO HIT EUROPE....
Widespread Winter Blast Strands Holiday Travelers....
Beijing's coldest December day in 57 years.
My very own San Diego Weather dude, John Coleman, founder of the weather channel is is "launching a drive to sue Al Gore over what he calls the global warming "hoax"."
Frightful: Wind Chills Plummet To Nearly 30 Below...in Chicago.
Love this one...Arctic ice refuses to melt as ordered.
2008 Is the Coldest Year of the 21st Century.But But But......
Cooling trend....

Just wait....they'll start selling "Global Cooling" soon. They've already changed Global Warming to "Global Climate Crisis". The whole thing is a sham to make money. Period.

Go Have Sex

Holiday sex: Christmas season is peak for mating....Sweet!!!!!!

No Muslim Outrage: Neil Boortz Pwns Apologist

This is a great sum up. Neil Boortz pwns this muslim apologist.

Saturday News Round Up-Open Thread

Bail out here, bail out there here a bail there a bail everywhere a bail bail....
Canada, Ontario to Give GM, Chrysler C$4 Billion Aid.

Oye the Global Warming-"The snow in Aspen just keeps on coming, but it may be too cold to enjoy it by Saturday." LOL.

Obama the War Monger...Afghanistan could see 30,000 new US troops.

Once more...California Attorney General Asks State Supreme Court to Void Gay Marriage Ban.

I just gotta say... even in my neighborhood, the Pits are bad news.Family's 2 Pit Bulls Kill Rubidoux Man.

Biden is so heart warming...."There is no short run other than keeping the economy from absolutely tanking. That's the only short run," Nice.

Drill baby Drill...."Remember "drill, baby drill"? In its last weeks in office, the Bush administration is starting to make it happen by quietly starting the process of exploration and drilling off the coast of Virginia."

Jihadi's Try To Invade Facebook

Is nothing sacred to these mofo's????

"A quickly growing jihadist group that used Facebook to spread its radical message has been shut down by the popular Web networking site after FOXNews.com alerted the company to the group's activities.

Fursan Ghazawat Alnusra wrote that its purpose was "to support Jihad and Mujihadeen" and that it started the Facebook group "to invade this Web site" and to ask "Allah to grant us Jihad and martyrdom."

It promised future action: "Today we invade your sites, tomorrow your lands and homes, o you cross worshippers."

The site's contents included three graphic videos:

— A so-called "martyr" statement from a soon-to-be homicide bomber;

— An Islamic militant, just before dying in battle, asking others to position him for proper prayer to bless his actions.

— A purported Egyptian "traitor" being beheaded on camera because he was accused of helping Americans in Iraq."

Or was it a fake?

Blagojevich Defiant: Cries Innocent

Man this douche bag just doesn't get it. From his press conference today:

"I'm here to tell you right off the bat that I am not guilty of any criminal wrongdoing, that I intend to stay on the job, and I will fight this thing every step of the way. I will fight, I will fight, I will fight until I take my last breath," Blagojevich said. "I have done nothing wrong."

Ummmmmm....

"Prosecutors say FBI wiretaps caught Blagojevich scheming to deal President-elect Barack Obama's vacant Senate seat for campaign cash or a plum job. He is also accused of attempting to withhold funding to the facilitate the Tribune Company sale of Wrigley Field if editorial writers for the Tribune paper weren't fired, and attempting to shake down Children's Memorial Hospital."

And uh.....
"The document indicated that the impeachment committee plans to accuse Blagojevich not of the charges in the criminal complaint, but of abuse of power charges. Among them are entering the Family Care Program into law with no legislative approval, illegal spending on flu vaccines, hiring of consultants and contractors, and giving $1 million to the Loop Lab School that later vanished."
Dude the guy is a scuzz sucking bottom feeder.

Screw Congress

From the YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME files:
"A crumbling economy, more than 2 million constituents who have lost their jobs this year, and congressional demands of CEOs to work for free did not convince lawmakers to freeze their own pay.

Instead, they will get a $4,700 pay increase, amounting to an additional $2.5 million that taxpayers will spend on congressional salaries..."

Watergate 'Deep Throat' W. Mark Felt Dies at 95, NYT Reports

Watergate 'Deep Throat' W. Mark Felt Dies at 95, NYT Reports.

Political Jungle Radio Christmas Spectacular

Join me tonight for my last show before Christmas. Click HERE to listen live @ 7 pacific/10 eastern. New Time, same old shizz.

Dennis Miller's Pinhead Of The Year:Harry Reid

LOL....tell him Dennis:

Caroline Kennedy Senator?

It's bad enough we have a President "elect" who has less experience than any candidate EVER to hold the office, but now another Kennedy? Makes me sick.

Time's Person Of The Year: Barack Obama

I am so shocked. Question is... what kind of person is he? What kind of person has friends like Wright, Pfleger, Rezko, Farrakhan, Ayers, Davis, Khalidi, Soro's, the folks at ACORN, al-Mansour, Siddiqi, Axelrod, Wheeler and Daley?

Frankly, I vote for PEOPLE of the Year. The American Soldier. Buck Farack.

Tuesday News Round Up

Caroline Kennedy's credentials debated in Senate bid.....NO NOT ANOTHER KENNEDY!!!

"Federal investigators in Alaska say an accelerant was poured around the exterior of Gov. Sarah Palin's home church before it was heavily damaged by a fire." Militant Gays? Bitter leftards? Homegrown terrorists?

Awwwwww...."In an exclusive interview with ABC News, a reflective Vice President Dick Cheney praised President-elect Barack Obama's national security team and admitted he's changed during his time in office." Change You Can Believe In!!!!

Ungrateful Iraqi douche bags whine and bitch as we support their entire country. These feckless losers have no memory. They can't even remember that just 8 years ago signs of dissent would have been met with a sure death sentence.

Anti-Prop 8 goons kill restaurants business. Ruin lives. This is what happens when you force your ideals on others.

WTH is it with corrupt Democrats? They just can't deal when caught. Look at Frank, Jefferson, Stubbs, now Blagojevich. "Blagojevich, who has ignored strident calls to resign from Obama and virtually every lawmaker in the state, defiantly signed 11 bills into law Monday -- including one mentioned in the 76-page FBI complaint against him. And he hired a bulldog defense attorney, Ed Genson, with a history of taking tough cases to trial." Unbelievable.

From the Religion of Peace..."French police neutralized five sticks of explosives discovered in the restrooms of a prestigious department store in Paris on Tuesday following a warning from a group demanding the withdrawal of French troops from Afghanistan."

Another worthless Democrap..."With the winner of Minnesota's U.S. Senate race still a mystery, a five-member board now steps in to see if a winner can be decided between rivals Norm Coleman and Al Franken." GIVE IT UP FRANKEN YOU LOST!!!!

New York Governor Paterson Throws A Hissy Fit

"The governor engages in humor all the time, and he can certainly take a joke. However, this particular Saturday Night Live skit unfortunately chose to ridicule people with physical disabilities and imply that disabled people are incapable of having jobs with serious responsibilities," Cockfield(Paterson's seeing eye spokeman)said."

Apparently SNL, who has made fun of everything from Bristol Palin's pregnancy to retarded people to gimps and pretty much everything else under the sun, dared to poke fun at a douche bag NY politician who happens to be blind.

Now.... "They owe the governor and all blind Americans an apology," Danielsen (from the National Federation For The Blind, told FOXNews.com."

OH COME ON, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY COULD SEE IT.

Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoe At Bush: Bush Dodges Artfully

"An Iraqi journalist hurled his shoes and an insult at George W. Bush, without hitting him, as the US president was shaking hands with the Iraqi premier at his Baghdad office on Sunday.

As the two leaders met in Nuri al-Maliki's private office, a journalist sitting in the third row jumped up, shouting: "It is the farewell kiss, you dog," and threw his shoes one after the other towards Bush.

Maliki made a protective gesture towards the US president, who ducked and was not hit.

The journalist, Muntazer al-Zaidi from Al-Baghdadia channel which broadcasts from Cairo, was frogmarched from the room by security staff, an AFP journalist said."

I must say, Bush handled the insult well. Like a PRESIDENT. Just a dodge, a duck and done. Good on him.

Question... how do we know this guy is Iraqi? Mohammed Atta was from Egypt.

Open Thread--- Christmas Quiz

Your Christmas is Most Like: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Christmas is a big, boisterous event at your place. And no matter what, something hilarious usually happens.

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

Change We Can Believe In Part 4

"President-elect Barack Obama's team is considering a plan to boost the recession-hit U.S. economy that could be far larger than previous estimates and might reach $1 trillion over two years, the Wall Street Journal reported on Saturday."
It just keeps getting worse.

Bernard Madoff Ponzi Scheme King

Wow, another crooked Democrat.

"Investors scrambled to assess potential losses from an alleged $50 billion fraud by Bernard Madoff, a day after the arrest of the prominent Wall Street trader."

Damn.

The guy has donated extensively to Shumer, Rangel, Gephardt, Clinton and the Democratic general fund. Flaming lefty. And just another criminal. In fact, he may win the prize as the biggest criminal this country has ever seen, beside our government of course.

Obama's Silence Is Deafening

Once more Barack Obama, the newly elected PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES, remains silent in the face of some serious business.

"Republicans are criticizing President-elect Barack Obama's silence over contacts his aides may have had with disgraced Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, saying he is breaking promises to bring openness to government.

"While it is encouraging that the president-elect has stated his office will disclose contacts with the scandal-ridden governor, it remains disappointing that his actions are in response to political pressure," Republican National Committee Chairman Robert M. "Mike" Duncan said."

Actions speak louder than words.

Capitol Hill Visitors Center Evacuated-UPDATED

Breaking News: Capitol Hill Visitors Center (you know that thing that cost crap load of money) evacuated. Ot is NOT a drill. Most likely nothing.
UPDATE:Some guy was welding something creating some smoke. It's OK.

Bailout Mania May Be Denied? UPDATED

Hmmmmm I like the sound of this: "Democratic lawmakers and the White House reached a deal on an emergency $14 billion loan program for the auto industry, but Senate Republicans are not happy with the plan."

Well, neither is THIS Republican. Go Senate! Go Senate! Go Senate!

UPDATED: Senate Republicans slap the bail out down. Then the RINO President slaps THEM down. 89% of American's DO NOT SUPPORT A AUTO BAIL OUT MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!
"Hours after a Senate effort to pass an auto bailout bill collapsed, administration officials Friday morning said they were willing to reverse their previous position and consider using their existing $700 billion financial-rescue fund to prevent the collapse of any of Detroit's Big Three."

Day Without A Gay

LOL.

"A daylong work stoppage for which people were encouraged to call in "gay" to express support for same-sex marriage drew spotty participation Wednesday, with some gay rights activists praising the event and others questioning its value."

According to my favorite gay friend, she did not participate. Said it was gay to call in gay.

Just Another Corrupt Democrat:Gov. Blagojevich Arrested

A corrupt Democrat, the governor of the state we just elected a President from, a state where corruption has run rampant for years.

"Illinois Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich and his Chief of Staff, John Harris, were arrested today by FBI agents on federal corruption charges alleging that they and others are engaging in ongoing criminal activity: conspiring to obtain personal financial benefits for Blagojevich by leveraging his sole authority to appoint a United States Senator; threatening to withhold substantial state assistance to the Tribune Company in connection with the sale of Wrigley Field to induce the firing of Chicago Tribune editorial board members sharply critical of Blagojevich; and to obtain campaign contributions in exchange for official actions – both historically and now in a push before a new state ethics law takes effect January 1, 2009."

Give this a week, the guy will be awarded a cabinet position. Nothing to see here, move along.

I just LOVE this part: "I'm going to keep this Senate option for me a real possibility, you know, and therefore I can drive a hard bargain. You hear what I'm saying. And if I don't get what I want and I'm not satisfied with it, then I'll just take the Senate seat myself." -Gov. Rod Blagojevich

BUY YOUR SENATE SEAT HERE!!!!! (H/T Witness)

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F-18 CRASHES IN MY NEIGHBORGOOD

This pic is from my husband's work partner's cell phone, this is how close they were to impact today. Hard to tell from the pic, but it was extremely close.

GOOD LORD: I saw this plane go right over my house.

"An F-18 has crashed in a residential neighborhood in San Diego, sparking at least one house fire."

LATEST: 2 civilians killed.

Change We Can Believe In: Part 3

LOL.

"Liberals are growing increasingly nervous – and some just flat-out angry – that President-elect Barack Obama seems to be stiffing them on Cabinet jobs and policy choices.

Obama has reversed pledges to immediately repeal tax cuts for the wealthy and take on Big Oil. He’s hedged his call for a quick drawdown in Iraq. And he’s stocking his White House with anything but stalwarts of the left.

Now some are shedding a reluctance to puncture the liberal euphoria at being rid of President George W. Bush to say, in effect, that the new boss looks like the old boss."

Obama's New Deal

Light bulbs, roads, schools, internet, hospitals.... you name it, Obama is PROMISING to make it shiny and new.

My thoughts? Uh, this shit would cost trillions, maybe even quadrillions of dollars. And we have that money where?

An Amazing Video

I watched this 5 times just to really realize what I was seeing was true. It's incredible.

Missile Shield Test Works

"The Defense Department said Friday it shot down a missile in a simulated attack designed to test a proposed shield against strikes by long-range ballistic missiles from nations such as North Korea." Excellent.

OJ Simpson FINALLY Get's Jail

OJ Simpson is GOING TO JAIL. This murdering sleezebucket is finally reaping his just rewards. It's a good day when pompous sickos like him finally get what they deserve. Not that 33 years comes close to making up for the two lives he so brutally stole and the millions of dollars the circus that was his trial cost Californians.

You Might Be A Terrorist....

"A Lego-style figurine resembling an Islamic terrorist strapped with explosives and made by a small American company has caused an uproar among Muslims and non-Muslims alike."

Allah forbid they get this pissed off about say.....REAL TERRORISTS. Mumbai, Somalia, Iraq, Pakistan, Thailand... eh? Who cares, the "lego" is evil, it must die.

YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Fred Thompson On The Economy

The Political Jungle Radio Thursday Throwdown

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Goodbye America

This is good AND bad....well written but so factually true it's painful:
"Anyone would think we had just elected a hip, skinny and youthful replacement for God, with a plan to modernise Heaven and Hell – or that at the very least John Lennon had come back from the dead.

The swooning frenzy over the choice of Barack Obama as President of the United States must be one of the most absurd waves of self-deception and swirling fantasy ever to sweep through an advanced civilisation. At least Mandela-worship – its nearest equivalent – is focused on a man who actually did something.

I really don’t see how the Obama devotees can ever in future mock the Moonies, the Scientologists or people who claim to have been abducted in flying saucers. This is a cult like the one which grew up around Princess Diana, bereft of reason and hostile to facts."

Read the whole thing HERE. Read the WHOLE thing. Peter Hitchens nails it.

Housing Market Crash Victim

Deliciously politically incorrect. LOVE IT!!!!!

The Season Of Giving

Via Judging Truth:"As we approach the Christmas season, our thoughts turn to giving. Traditionally we look for meaningful presents to give our loved ones that help us celebrate the gift of life that Christ gave us by his suffering and death(****or if you are an atheist/agnostic you just give for the heck of it.) I am posting this request to ask that you give the gift of life itself to a complete stranger this Christmas.

His name is Tyler Seedig and he is a young Marine who was had just begun his journey in life and in service to others. He was home with his family this Thanksgiving weekend and went deer hunting with his older brother on Sunday. On the way back home they were involved in a car accident that claimed the life of his older brother Tanner and left Tyler severely burned. He was transported to the Parkland Burn Unit where he remains in a critical care unit with severe burns over 65% of his body. He will not be reporting to his unit, nor will he be home for Christmas, New Years or possibly even Easter. Tyler will most likely spend the next six months in Parkland Hospital trying to survive the initial trauma, fight off the coming infections and allow his body to slowly rebuild."

If you are in Texas, please donate blood, which is critically needed @ Carter Blood Center, if not, I am sure his family would appreciate all the help they can get in this trying time. Donations are being accepted @

Parkland Burn Unit
c/o Parkland Health & Hospital System
5201 Harry Hines Blvd.
Dallas, TX 75235 - (214) 590-8000

Chambliss Wins Georgia

"Georgia Republican Sen. Saxby Chambliss handed the GOP a firewall against Democrats eager to flex their newfound political muscle in Washington, winning a bruising runoff battle Tuesday night that had captured the national limelight.

Chambliss' victory thwarted Democrats' hopes of winning a 60 seat filibuster-proof majority in the Senate." Thank the beer gods.

Christmas Fun

You Are a Bright Christmas Tree

For you, the holidays are all about fun and seasonal favorites. You are into all things Christmas, even if they're a little tacky.

What Christmas Tree Are You?

Muslim Pirates Attack Ships al la Jeffersonian Times

UPDATED: I hate to say I TOLD YOU SO(Lestard)but,"Pirates fire on US cruise ship in hijack attempt."


Muslim Pirates attack and take ships, hostages, cargo and the only country so far to do anything about it is France? WTH??? What is this world coming to?

Hong Kong grain ship hijacked by pirates.

Danish oil ship briefly seized off Nigeria.

Tensions rise as French capture 9 pirates.

We're "stunned"???"The top US military officer said Monday he was "stunned" by the reach of the Somali pirates who seized a Saudi supertanker off the east coast of Africa, calling piracy a growing problem that needs to be addressed."

Stunned, these Islamic Jihading scourge of the seas have been pirating for hundreds of years. Stunned. What a joke. Can we do something about it now? Make Jefferson proud.

I Am Pissed Off: Politically Correct Terminators

I am: acrimonious, affronted, aggravated, angered, annoyed, bitter, boiling, bothered, chafed, cross, displeased, disturbed, embittered, enraged, exasperated, festering, fiery, foaming-mouthed, fuming, furious, galled, hopping mad, huffy, incensed, indignant, inflamed, infuriated, irate, irked, irritated, livid, mad, miffed, nettled, offended, outraged, peeved, perturbed, piqued, pissed-off, pissed, provoked, put out, raging, raving, resentful, riled, roiled, ruffled, smarting, smoldering, ticked off, troubled, upset, vexed, worked up and generally cheesed the feck off.

"The US Army and Navy have both hired experts in the ethics of building machines to prevent the creation of an amoral Terminator-style killing machine that murders indiscriminately.

By 2010 the US will have invested $4 billion in a research programme into "autonomous systems", the military jargon for robots, on the basis that they would not succumb to fear or the desire for vengeance that afflicts front line soldiers.

A British robotics expert has been recruited by the US Navy to advise them on building robots that do not violate the Geneva Conventions."

1) 4 billion dollars???? WTF-INGF???
2) We hired some British dude? What? We have NO ONE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY who can build a "moral Geneva Convention following" robot? ?
3) Since when did front line fighting become MURDER?
4) This is just for the RESEARCH??? 4 Billion? No wonder we're fecked.
5) How the FECK is the Robot going to know the Geneva Conventions when the assholes they would fight don't know them?
6) Is this a f-ing joke?
7) Ethics?
8) Amoral robots?
9) 4 billion spent on MORAL ROBOT research. WHO THE FECK APPROVED THIS SHIZZ?
10) DUDE, where's my country.

Barack Obama: Man Of The People

"Michelle Obama is to receive this £20,000($35,000+) thank you from her husband for her support during the election.

The Harmony ring is made of rhodium - the world's most expensive metal --and encrusted with diamonds. It is being hastily made by Italian designer Giovanni Bosco in time for January's inauguration ceremony." Allegedly.

Good lord. This is the guy who said:"We are going through the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression." Fuck him. Elitist fuck.

Pentagon To Deploy Troops At Home

"The U.S. military expects to have 20,000 uniformed troops inside the United States by 2011 trained to help state and local officials respond to a nuclear terrorist attack or other domestic catastrophe, according to Pentagon officials."

Am I the only one NOT comfortable with this?