The Political Jungle

Sorry, but to me, this goes over the top....."President George Bush is gunned down by a sniper after a public address at a hotel, in a gripping new docudrama soon to be aired on TV."

"Death of a President, shot in the style of a retrospective documentary, looks at the effect the assassination of Bush has on America in light of its 'War on Terror'."
-Source

It's bad enough that I have to listen to liberals talk about harming my President all the time, but to make a movie about him being killed. I'm disgusted. Think of what his family will feel like? Could you imagine being his parents, his wife, the girls, Miss Beasly; seeing him gunned down?

To say this is in poor taste would be the understatement of the year.

Ah, Katrina.....A nasty little natural disaster.

Funny, I've lived through natural disasters before.One, was the 1989 Loma Prieta Earthquake. Earthquakes suck balls. Especially really nasty big ones like 1989. Unlike a hurricane that you have almost a week warning that they are coming, you get absolutely no warning what-so-ever in an earthquake. Hence the inability to prepare. Though, as a Californian,I personally have a contingency plan in place, in case of a gnarly quake. (I'm one of those nutters who actually likes quakes..... They're fun as long as no one gets hurt.I love the rush.)

I feel super bad for those who made some kind of effort to leave during Katrina and couldn't. I feel equally as bad for those who, for physical reasons, could not leave.

The rest of these f-ing, whining, pansy-ass-looting-government teet-sucking-mo-fo's can go shove it where the sun don't shine.

Here we have a New Orleans resident, crying that the government hadn't saved his punk ass yet.......



No one owes you sh*t people. Nothing. I lost my house and everything in it last year and I managed to spend less than a week in a hotel, rent a new place and move on. And believe me, I'm not rich, I had no insurance and no one hosted a fund raising charity for me either.

So, my message for the anniversary of Katrina is......

Suck it up, deal and get over it. No one owes you sh*t.

Because I actually agree with him.

"Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld said he is deeply troubled by the success of terrorist groups in "manipulating the media" to influence Westerners."

"What bothers me the most is how clever the enemy is," he continued

"They are actively manipulating the media in this country" by, for example, falsely blaming U.S. troops for civilian deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan, he said."

Yeah Rummy, I feel ya. And the bleeding heart morons in this country are too stupid to do anything else but lap it up like the Kool-Aid we know is a staple in their diet. Hell, most are so stupid they think 9/11 was an inside job.

Examples???? Check this out......

Courtesy of the NYT, or as I like to call them, Al Jazeera West.

August 27, 2006



Anyone else see where the mic cord goes to?

This planet packs more morons per square mile than China has grains of rice.

Why do I say that?

Because this:
Iran opens nuclear reactor in defiance of UN

And this:
Iran Test-Fires Sub-To-Surface Missile

Go too well with this:
Israel should be wiped off map, says Iran's president

Oh, and this:
Iranian Weapons Waiting For Hezbollah In Damascus

Iran is a huge problem, and what are we doing about it? Nothing. No one is doing a thing.

Nah, just kidding, my tits are way better.

I made a comment,"So,I was thinking I'd go up to the (Mt.Soledad) cross after work and hold up a big sign saying "atheists for the cross".

One of my most favorite commenters said: "People would think you're a saint."

Thanks, but, I am sooooooooooooooooooo, not a saint, and don't want to be one. What I want is for that cross to stay. I know I've advocated getting rid of the ugly piece of crap on many occasions, but now, now, it's the "point" of it.

I'm moving for the next few days. To my home at the base of the cross. I'll be a bit spotty on the updates as comp. time will give way to "settling in"(i.e killing my back lugging sh*t into this townhome from hell).

I'm thinking I should start the fun on Labor Day "weekend".

So, if you see some crazy chick on the news carrying a sign saying "athiests for the cross" on Mt.Soledad, that would be me.

I hate the ACLU.

In the newest chapter of the Mt. Soledad Cross debacle, the ACLU has joined the fray. They are representing some Jewish veterans group and three Jewish San Diegans, in the fight to remove the cross.

I personally loathe this cross, because it's ugly as a three toed hooker, but even being an atheist as I am, I couldn't give a flying fig if it stays and I live at the base of Mt.Soledad. So much wasted money in this worthless fight.

WE THE PEOPLE have spoken, loud and clear, year after year,in fact the last vote was something like 80% of San Diego voters in favor of keeping the cross. I thought this was a republic????? Why are a handful of people dictating to the majority?

"David Blair-Loy, legal director for the ACLU(BARF)in San Diego. "We believe it is equally unconstitutional under state law, or federal law, for the government to subsidize, promote or endorse the Latin cross."

Really David? Really? Well stick it up your chocolate wizzway Davy. WE THE PEOPLE don't give a sh*t what you believe. What's next Davy, turn in all money because it says in god we trust? I'm a frickin' atheist Davy and my money spends just fine.

SOMEONE, PLEASE STOP THE ACLU!!!!!

"Confronted by accusations that he's taking too long to clean up his city after Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin defended himself by remarking on New York City's failure to rebuild Ground Zero."

Hey Nagin, stop trying to deflect criticism and suck it up like a man. You suck, you are useless, you caused half the problem because of your uselessness, so SUCK IT UP.

And I'm tired of his white bashing chocolate city crap too. Last time I heard, those who want to live there can, it's not a "blacks only" city. But if I listened to Nagin long enough, that's the image I get.

Ray Nagin;idiot.

We were talking about boob jobs at the office this morning. One of the ladies has lost a lot of weight, and she said she wanted a boob job.

I was trying to talk her out of surgery, so on Google images, I typed in the search term:Ugly Tits. Just to show her what a botched job looks like.

Low and behold, top row, third from the left is this picture:


I'm still laughing.

"Animal rights activists have targeted the parents of Britain's first known human victim of "rabbit flu", with telephone callers telling them his death was a "rabbit's revenge".

John Freeman, 29, died after becoming infected with the bacteria pasteurella multocida after picking up a rabbit on his farm.

His parents Joan and Peter Freeman, who farm at Aspall, near Stowmarket in Suffolk, spoke out following their son's death to appeal for greater awareness of the bacterium that caused his death.

But the couple were horrified when anti-hunting extremists telephoned them within days of their son's funeral and implied their son deserved to die." - Source

I love how they get all ecstatic about the young man dying, but are outraged that a rabbit died.

IXMIQUILPAN, Hidalgo — "The group scurried down the canyon wall, their feet slipping in the ankle-high mud. The sirens grew louder as their guide, clad in a ski mask and known only as Poncho, urged them to run faster. "Hurry up! The Border Patrol is coming!"

The 20 or so people fleeing the fictional Border Patrol weren't undocumented immigrants; they were tourists about 700 miles from the border. Most are well-heeled professionals more likely to travel to the United States in an airplane than on foot.

They've each paid 150 pesos — about $15 — for what is perhaps Mexico's strangest tourist attraction: a night as an illegal immigrant crossing the Rio Grande." -Source

WTF??????????????????????"Advertising for the mock journey, which takes place at a nature park in the central state of Hidalgo, tells the pretend immigrants to "Make fun of the Border Patrol!" and to "Cross the Border as an Extreme Sport!"

And people wonder why so many Americans are fed up with Mexicans.

According to the 2004 General Social Survey, if you picked 100 unrelated politically liberal adults at random, you would find that they had, between them, 147 children. If you picked 100 conservatives, you would find 208 kids. That's a "fertility gap" of 41%. Given that about 80% of people with an identifiable party preference grow up to vote the same way as their parents, this gap translates into lots more little Republicans than little Democrats to vote in future elections."

You know what that means..... We Republicans hit the sack more. I knew it all along. Libtards are sexually repressed, that's what's wrong with them.

"A Stuart Middle School teacher, Dan Holden, has been removed from the classroom after he burned two American flags in class during a lesson on freedom of speech, Jefferson County Public Schools officials said."

"Holden apparently told the students to ask their parents what they thought about the lesson, he said."

From the mouths of Babes, "sixth-grader Kelsey Adwell, 11, said students were abuzz about the incident yesterday.

"They just can't believe that a teacher would do that -- burn two American flags in front of the class," she said. "A teacher shouldn't do that, even though it was an example."

Rebecca Creech, a Stuart sixth-grader, said she also thought it was "wrong."

There are all kinds of ways to practice freedom of speech. Burning TWO flags in front of a captive audience serves no purpose and in fact,is inflicting upon their right to not hear his "free speech".

So folks, give it up for Dan Holden, flag burnin' Moonbat nutter of the week.

Never before has a group of supposedly powerful people been so utterly useless.

Today was the day that Minnie Abu-Boo promised to give his answer to useless resolution # who the hell cares. He did, apparently. And according to one of those "secret sources" who seem to leak just about every single thing there is to leak,"If Iran flatly refuses to suspend enrichment, then there will, fairly soon, be more talks in the Security Council." YES!!!! Let's give them even more time to finish the job!!!!

The Utter Nincompoops have threatened sanctions, ass whoopings and all kinds of stuff and yet Minnie keeps on enriching uranium. So, anyone else think that more "talks" serve no purpose? Show of hands kids, who here thinks we should just obliterate Iran. Or is it just me, do I need to work on my "anger" issues?

Why doesn't this worthless LOSER just f-off and hide????? Hey Kerry, you lost because you suck Donkey Balls.

"Kerry accused the 2000 Democratic vice presidential candidate(Lieberman) of "adopting the rhetoric of Dick Cheney," on the issue of Iraq.(No Basis.)

"Joe Lieberman is out of step with the people of Connecticut," Kerry added, insisting Lieberman's stance on Iraq, "shows you just why he got in trouble with the Democrats there."

STFU Kerry, go pick a shard out of your ass and slap a band-aid on it and whine for another purple heart. Listening to you mutter is worse than listening to a dog fart.

While you're at it, don't forget to ask Teddy how to kill a woman and get away with it.

"An Iraqi militant group has produced an elaborate video of what it said were attacks on U.S. troops, in the latest example of the increasingly sophisticated propaganda war being waged by Iraqi insurgents.(With the help of the U.S. Liberal Left and it's puppy, the MSM, not to mention the Hollywierd crowd)."

"Lifting scenes from Michael Moore's anti-war film "Fahrenheit 9/11", Rashedeen's narrator taunts President Bush in softly spoken English over graphic images of Humvees being blown up by roadside bombs, and purportedly dead U.S. troops."

Thanks Mike. You do us proud.

BREAKING NEWS: West Virginia Airport Evacuated Due to 'Suspicious Liquid'

"The Transportation Security Administration reports that a passenger's water bottle screened positive for an explosive material around 9:15 this morning. A second test was confirmed at 11:25. TSA is waiting for further testing to determine the exact substance."

"NBC News reports that federal screeners found four containers of liquids inside a woman's carry-on bag during the screening process this morning. Larry Salyers, Tri-State Airport Director, tells WSAZ the woman is of Pakistani origin, lived in Jackson, Michigan and most recently lived in the Huntington area. She is being detained for questioning."

I'll wait for the final tests to come out, but it's not so shocking is it? A Paki Muslim with a bomb. Somehow this doesn't shock me.

Two soldiers wrote letters to the NYT in regard to their article on the terrorist fund monitoring. Neither was printed. Do you wonder why?

Lt. Thomas Cotton, a Harvard Law graduate who practiced law in Washington before becoming an infantry officer, wrote from Baghdad,"You may think you have done a public service, but you have gravely endangered the lives of my soldiers and all other soldiers and innocent Iraqis here."

T.F. Boggs,a 24 yo. Sergeant in the Army Reserves serving his second tour of duty in Iraq had this to say," Without money, terrorism in Iraq would die because there would no longer be supplies for IED's, no mortars . . . and no motivation for people to abandon regular work in hopes of striking it rich after killing a soldier. Thank you for continually contributing to the deaths of my fellow soldiers."

You tell 'em boys. Give 'em hell.

Jimmy "Peanut Farmer" Carter has opened his pie hole once again and this time he riled me up something plenty.

It's bad enough that common, average, garden variety dipsh*t liberals spout off on things they know nothing about, but this IDIOT, this imbecile, had the donkey sized balls to utter this,"Our country always had a policy of not going to war unless our own security was directly threatened and now we have a new policy of going to war on a preemptive basis."

Newsflash sh*tbrick, WE WERE ATTACKED. Anyone want to recall what happened after Pearl Harbor?????? Apparently Jimmy doesn't remember.

Then, this pea brained nut job went on to say......"the concerns I exposed have gotten even worse now with the United States supporting and encouraging Israel in its unjustified attack on Lebanon."

Un-F-ing justified????????? What f-ing planet have you been on? Guess what f*cker, the attack was on HIZ-BOLLOCKS, they are the ones who are ultimately responsible for any civilian deaths. Hell, Israel was kind enough to spread leaflets before bombing the f*ck out of their stupid terrorist Muzzie asses. I wouldn't have been so kind. I'd have just carpet bombed the entire southern region.

Know what Jimmy? Go f*ck yourself.

Want to get pissed off big time..... go here......

"Listen to me, ma'am," that operator told a panicky Melissa Doi during a 20-minute phone call. "You're not dying. You're in a bad situation, ma'am."

That's the understatement of the year. But, you can understand why the operator said what she said. Had she said,"You're right, your screwed, you're all going to die in a blazing inferno!!!!!!", Melissa would not only have gone ballistic, she'd have taken a large amount of people with her and the few that did make it out may have not.

My problem is that I don't see how releasing these help anyone. They made me sick, like watching a train wreck in slow motion, until I just couldn't take it anymore. There is nothing new to be learned by these tapes. There is no way listening to them or analyzing the events of 9/11 anymore can change what happened, nor could they help in the future.

How could reactions have been any different? It was early morning, a beautiful day, they were our own aircraft, they were massive buildings, and most importantly, this involved humans. Imperfect humans reacting to a horrific situation. I don't possibly see how they could have done any better. Time to start healing and stop the second guessing.

This, I believe, speaks for itself.

"Speaking in her first interview in the newly-created role, BBC 'editorial executive of diversity', Mary Fitzpatrick, who is consulted on all decisions about television content at the BBC, said the 'cultural accuracy' among reporting staff was on her hitlist. She said there were too many white reporters reporting from non-white nations, particularly in Africa."

"Cultural accuracy?" Load of P.C.B.S.

Via Blackfive,I came across this gem of a speech by one LTC Randolph C. White Jr., a graduation speech for the newest group of Infantrymen to finish their training at Ft. Benning, Georgia,04/21/06.

Here is my favorite part. To those of you on the left..... Put this in your pipe and smoke it.

DON'T LET THE PESSIMISTIC TELEVISION TALKING HEADS, HIGH BROWED NEWSPAPER WRITERS, HOLLYWOOD IDIOTS OR ANY OTHER FACTION OF THE "BLAME AMERICA FIRST" CROWD GET YOU DOWN! I'M SPEAKING OF THE "LATTE BISCOTTI CROWD". THEY ARE SIMPLE BACKGROUND CHATTER MEN....AND WILL ALWAYS EXISTS ON THE PERIPHERY OF ANY ENDEAVOR THAT REQUIRES SELFLESS SERVICE OR LOYALTY. THEY ARE NOT WORTHY OF YOUR CONCERN AND TRUTH BE TOLD, IN THE PIT OF THEIR COWARDLY HEARTS THEY WISH THEY COULD BE LIKE YOU.

".....(The)passenger-profiling technique involves selecting people who are behaving suspiciously, have an unusual travel pattern or, most controversially, have a certain ethnic or religious background."

"Sir Rod Eddington, former chief executive of British Airways, criticised the random nature of security searches. He said that it was irrational to subject a 75-year-old grandmother to the same checks as a 25-year-old man who had just paid for his ticket with cash."

No Sh*t Sherlock. Tell that to the P.C. Brigade here.

Then you've got this pinhead...."the highest-ranking Muslim police officer in Britain gave warning that profiling techniques based on physical appearance were already causing anger and mistrust among young Muslims."

What's new. Are the angry, mistrustful ones these guys????

Evil a-holes in "Palestine" have kidnapped Fox News reporter Steve Centanni and his cameraman, believed to be from New Zealand.

Yup, another example of peace lovin' Muzzies.

Read More......

From The Democraptic Underground Forums, at least we know what the left thinks of real innocent civilians,"That's what they get for calling themselves "Fair and Balance" when they know they're really not. Ha ha ha ha!!!"

Sick f*ckers.

Well said:

Thirty-eight leading British Muslim groups, plus Muslim MPs and peers, demand changes to policies they say increase attacks on civilians in Iraq and Lebanon.

In their desire to knock Britain they ignore the fact that the civilians dying in Iraq are victims of Muslim attacks on Muslims.

In Lebanon, Hezbollah chooses to hide among civilians, putting them at fearful risk.

Israel publicly REGRETS every Lebanese civilian’s death.

Muslim Hezbollah CELEBRATES every Israeli civilian’s death.

The Home Secretary correctly describes the British Muslims’ view as a “dreadful misjudgment”.

He points out they would allow terrorists to dictate our policies.

Scathingly he continues: “That is not the British way . . . we make decisions by democracy, not under the threat of terrorism.”

Mr Reid should have gone further.

He should have told the Muslim leaders to turn their criticism on the terrorists — here and abroad.

Once again leading Muslims are intent on appeasing and excusing Muslim violence rather than condemning it.

-Source

6:48 P.M.(PDT)Whoa, I'm so excited. Minnie Abu-Boo speaketh to Mike (I'm ashamed to share Scottish ancestry with him)Wallace. Real excited.(Not.) I just love 60 minutes.(Again-Not.)

6:50 p.m.-I feel the anticipation building, sorta like when I'm about to ride Space Mountain and I feel the bile build to the point that I have to excuse myself to the ladies room to hurl.

6:53- Is it just me or am I the only one that thinks interviewing a guy that wants to kill me, and the interviewer, is kinda weird? Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the worlds biggest terrorist, right here on 60 minutes. Sweet.(Not.)

6:59-Tick tick tick tick tick tick.

7:01- Ahhhh, just looking at him makes me want to hurl. Stevie Colbert that is.

7:03-Lord above we've got a mass murdering psycho and a flaming liberal(Colbert). I'm developing serious ticks.

7:05- Damn those evil Zionists. Israel is a murderous regime? Doesn't want to talk about their killing, supplying His-Bollocks with "civilian killer" bombs. Ah, he brings up the women and children. Always fall back on the women and children. No mention of the fact that his precious His-Bollocks is the ones getting them killed.

7:06- His-Bollocks is just defending their land??????????? WTF???? His-Bollocks is a terrorist faction nut job, not a "militia".

7:08- "We" asked for an immediate cease fire,is he Lebanese? Could this guy hate Americans more?

7:09- He dares talk about atrocities? He hangs gay 14 year olds.

7:11- Fuel, that's why he wants nuclear power? No. There are alternatives especially in an oil rich country. No, Minnie you don't need to enrich uranium. He says, "basically" we are not looking for the bomb. Basically? And dialogue, he wants dialogue? (Wipe Israel off the map.)

7:12- WE ARE OVERLY SENSITIVE?????AMERICANS? We are keeping them in the past? Oh, but not the Germans or the French. Typical.

7:12- Still won't accept Israel as a state. Occupation? What occupation you stupid psycho sh*t. For this point alone he should have his ass kicked.

7:14- Still denies the Holocaust.

7:15- Yup, this guy is more off his rocker than I thought. Geez Minnie, stop taking acid dude.

7:16- Trying to pander to the liberals. Anyone smell "dove" wannabe? According to this guy, everyone is an occupier. If they aren't Muslim. HE'S OPPOSED TO OPPRESSION????? This being the same guy that hung a woman for a joint!!!!!! All right who sent Minnie the Liberal talking points of the week?

7:23- Talks about Bush. And OUR economy? Dude our economy is just fine. He dares talk about our health care. YOU'VE GODDA BE KIDDING ME.

7:25- He talks about loving all people, but denies the holocaust. Supports His-Bollcocks. Mike is doing pretty good, at least he's trying to call this psycho on some sh*t.

7:27- Minnie is giving religious sermons? Minnie and Cindy Sheehan should get married, they are one and the same or at least had the same teacher. I keep waiting for George Soros to pop out from behind that curtain in the back.

7:28- I couldn't give a flying f*ck what this guy does for leisure. I know what he does. He plans on how he's going to kill the Zionists and all infidels.

7:30- I feel for Mike Wallace, this guy is as bad as Michael Moore on at a post Oscar party, after he didn't get the Oscar.

7:32- Sorry, for him to say words like, we, America talk down to anyone, that we are empire builders, makes me ill. Is it just me, or does anyone want to kick their t.v. in?

7:33- Ah........The Martyr seekers.... skipped over this question like a beauty queen skips over a question that requires more than 3 brain cells. Mike had some serious balls to ask that question. Shame he couldn't get an answer. Not shocked. Not shocked at all. Why ever would he want to talk about his "militia" of murdering psychos. He just wants to give peace a chance. I sure believe it. And no mention whatsoever about August 22nd.

Holy sh*t. This guy is WAY more imbalanced than I thought he was.Damn. He's mental with a capital M.

I find the photo manipulation issues that have come to light very disturbing. Please take a moment to watch this video, it's very eye opening. To see in action just how bad the liberal media has become.

Evil liberal media screwing around with stuff. Click here!

And nobody can have any doubt about that now, if they ever did. It's clear, the manipulations only favor an anti-Israeli slant. Period.

H/T Fatass the Conqueror

Apparently a whole lot of people are. I took a look at where people were finding me on the web.....Go to Google, type in "sick of muslims". I come up 5th. Apparently many are typing that in today and yesterday. In addition, if you type in "how do you say asshole in arabic?" I come up 3rd. Interesting.

Friday Funny:
An old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

"Comedienne" Sandra Bernhardt,has threatened to fight new security measures at airports imposed after a terrorist attack on planes flying from the UK to the US was averted. Bernhardt, who is scheduled to fly out of New York's JFK Airport today 08/11 is determined to break the rule. She tells the New York Daily News, "When I go to the airport and they try to take my MAC Plushglass away from me, it's going to be World War III!"

Newsflash nutso, we already have a WW3. Stupid twit.

Then we've got this lady....Julie Beasley, 31, tossed her Chanel cosmetics into a trash barrel before boarding a JetBlue flight to Boston from Phoenix.

“I’m throwing away my whole face,” said Ms. Beasley, who lives in Phoenix and sells window blinds. “There’s my lip gloss. There’s my other lip gloss. There’s my lipstick. There’s my lotion,” she said as she pointed out objects in the barrel.

Boo-Friggin'-Hoo.

Hey folks, the Moose-Ham terrorists haven't stopped plotting to kill us. Surprised? Do you lefties out there still think your huggy feely B.S. is winning them over? All your cries of "Bush is evil!! We didn't vote for him!!" Think that's working? Still against profiling? Let's strip search granny, while Mr. Moose-Ham over there gets a free pass, shoe bombs and all, because we wouldn't want to be "insensitive".

Lefties, these people don't care that you voted for sKerry. They just don't. You could pack those planes full of Cindy Sheehan disciples and they'd still blow them up.

I'll use small words so those of you that still want to "give peace a chance", get it.

THE MOOSE-HAMS WANT TO KILL YOU. YOU,ME, DUPREE AND HIS COUSIN. THEY WILL NOT STOP NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU SLANDER YOUR COUNTRY,YOUR PRESIDENT OR OUR SOLDIERS. DO YOU GET IT NOW? THEY ARE EVIL THEY KILL ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO STANDS IN THEIR WAY. THIS MEANS YOU, YOU, YOU!!!!

Do you think they care if those planes had women, children or cute little elderly couples on board? Nope. We were lucky this time, next time we might not be so lucky. Willing to die? I'm not. Not unless I take a few of them out with me. In the immortal words of one courageous man,Todd Beamer, "Let's roll". If you are a Moose-Ham, I'll be watching you, watching you like a hawk.

Iranian President Minnie Ahma-BooBoo sat down with Mike Wallace in Tehran on Tuesday in a rare interview with a Western reporter." (CBS:Completely Biased Sh*t.)

Because Bush didn't respond to Minnie's 18 page B.S. letter, Minnie told Mikey Boy this,"Those who refuse to accept an invitation will not have a good ending or fate." Sounds like an f-ing threat to me.

I read some more of this interview that will be on 60 Minutes this Sunday, and almost barfed up my lunch. Minnie Ahma-BooBoo trying to be all sweet and kind. This being the same guy who said "Israel is a "disgraceful blot" that should be "wiped off the face of the earth". I can already hear the slurping sounds coming from the left as they suck this crap up.

O.K., so I live in California. It's like granola, take away all the fruits and nuts and all you have are flakes.I'm used to it, beside a brief stint on Long Island, I've lived here all of my 32 years. I'm not shocked by much, but this bill pissed me off.

"SB 1437 requires all teachers, all textbooks and all instructional materials to positively portray cross-dressing, sex-change operations, bisexuality and homosexuality, including homosexual 'marriages,'".

Newflash folks,we already have laws on the books that prevent discrimination. How about we enforce those existing laws and stop wasting time and money on frivolous B.S. like SB 1437.(Frankly though, to me most anti-discrimination laws are P.C.B.S.)

My biggest problem with this bill is it's original purpose, which was a bill that would have required California textbooks to include the historical contributions of gay people.I have ZERO problem whatsoever with gay people, I count many among my closest friends, I have a problem with discussing the sexual preference of a historical character for no reason.

I just don't think it's necessary. Can you imagine.... Today kids, we will learn about Abraham Lincoln, who, by the way was a heterosexual male.

August 22nd, could be a bad day.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has promised only to respond by the end of the Iranian month of Mordad(August 22)in regards to his nuke program.

Apparently Mr. Ahmadinejad thinks he's some kind of "instrument of Allah".

The most popular theory floating about is he has the full capability to launch an attack and he will follow through on his promise to "wipe Israel from the face of the earth" via nukes. And that the world as a whole is his battlefield, so don't think we're immune.

Why??? Why??? Are we letting these crazy ass psychotic dictators get their hands on Nukes. The U.S., Europe,India, Pakistan, hell even China... I think they all acknowledge what would happen if we started that fight. But crazy psychos like Ahmadinejad couldn't give a flying f*ck. They don't care if they kill women, children, whole parts of the planet or the whole planet. What do they care? They think heaven will bring them a whole bevy of virgins.

I don't buy into the fear, but I do buy into the theory that we are indeed in the midst of an unasked for holy war. It will not stop this time,the toys are bigger and badder. It's just not looking good.Maybe being a bit "scared" is a good thing.

WAKE THE F- UP PEOPLE!!!!!(That's to the liberals out there that think we can still all get along.)

Why you ask, do I say that Homeland Security sucks donkey balls? This is why.....

1)The FBI alerted state and local authorities Monday to be on the lookout for 11 Egyptian exchange students who arrived in the U.S. last month but never showed up for class.

2)A London-to-Boston flight was called back to Heathrow Airport on Monday after U.S. authorities discovered a passenger's name was on their "no-fly" list, officials said. Four passengers were being questioned by border control officers.

3)Undercover investigators entered the United States using fake documents repeatedly this year — including some cases in which Homeland Security Department agents didn't ask for identification.

I've got a big problem with all three of these issues. I've also got a BIG problem with the open borders and an even bigger problem with not profiling at airports.

Why??? Why, are these types of things still happening, and what will the consequences be?

The doctored photo thing. So not shocking. Anyone else think this isn't even close to the first time this shizznet has occured?

"Reuters has withdrawn a second photograph and admitted that the image was doctored, following the emergence of new suspicions against images provided by the news organization."

Give me a break. The lefty run MSM wouldn't have ever pulled that picture had some of us fighting on the right not uncovered the fact that it was a doctored photo. The current state of the media is a sham.

I think it's very important that the movie, "World Trade Center" is coming out.

I cannot imagine that any movie that is a basic replay of the events of 9/11, or some of them, any of them, could be "good" no matter how well acted because it hurts still, almost 5 years later. The story needs to be told, told again; drilled, f-ing drilled into people's minds. Because it's clearly evident to me, that many have forgotten what happened that day.

I will see it so it reminds me fully, that we are in an unasked for holy war against psychotic homicidal Islamic f*cktards with no regard for life, liberty or anyone's pursuit of happiness.

We lost more people that day than we have in over 3 years of war. More in one single hour. And lefties, one thing you always forget, is all of those people, every single one was an INNOCENT CIVILIAN, in the truest sense of the word.

They were not harboring mass murderers. They were not coming back from a meeting called "homicide bombers 101".They did not support terrorists and house them, feed them or defend them. No folks, these were innocent people to the core.

I hope this movie does well,it will restore some of the faith I had in this country. I want to see that 5 years later, the American people haven't forgotten what they promised to never forget.

LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

NAME____________________

GANG/CREW NAME_________

1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

4. Dave wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. Richard is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. LaSheena also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaSheena makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Joe's skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

Muzzie fun day????? They have fun????

I've been following this story for a while.In fact a contact I have in England even wrote to Alton Towers about this situation and received a cordial apology letter in return. It was laughable at best.

Seems this Muzzie group,Islamic Leisure, rented the largest amusement park in Great Britain for a day of Muzzie fun. But,"a non-Muslim couple scheduled to hold their wedding at the park's hotel complained to newspapers that event organizers told them the bride and female guests would have to cover up."

I can guarantee if someone told me I'd have had to "cover up" for my wedding there would have been some serious ass whooping.

"Islamic Leisure"? Leisure? They leisure???? When? Between bombings and beheadings they find time for leisure?

Nah, turns out,"Britain's biggest theme park has called off the country's first "National Muslim Fun Day" because of lack of interest."

Somehow,I am not shocked.

Jimmy Carter is pretty much an idiot. I've always thought so. But because he does some nice things, like working with Habitat for Humanity, I've given him a hall pass. Not anymore.

I can't pass this up, because what Jimmy says here is what everyone in Lefty Land has been saying all along, but John Gibson sums it up quite well.

"Jimmy, on Tuesday wrote in The Washington Post that Israel has a right to defend itself, but it shouldn't make civilians in Lebanon suffer and expect them to blame Hezbollah for the devastation and death from Israeli return fire.

Thus, according to Carter logic, if Hezbollah fires rockets at Israelis from the middle of Lebanese civilians — as the U.N. says Hezbollah has in fact done — then Israel must not shoot back because civilians might be hurt or killed.

Under these peculiar Carter rules, Hezbollah can always shoot at Israel as long as they do it from areas with heavy civilian populations.

Hezbollah picks the places to fire rockets, and so it picks the places Israel will attack in response."

Why are there so many people that see Jimmy's train of though as LOGICAL????? When clearly, that thought pattern is ILLOGICAL.

Someone pass the hooka to Jimmy boy, he needs another hit.