Well 2010 was a helluva year. Some good, mostly bad and not much in between. I'll not be sad to see the backside of this shit hole of a year. So I have been out, drank too many margaritas and am now prepared to announce what I PERSONALLY think are the top 10 news stories of the year.
Ready........
10.) Those loud ass annoying things at the World Cup.
9.) Michelle Obama trying to take away my beloved salt.
6.) Haitian Earthquake....because no one gives a shit about earthquakes (like the 7.3 mother fucker we had here in So. Cal on Easter) unless it happens in 3rd world hell holes.
5.) BP oil spill. And the total lack of response from Barry and Co.
4.) Fuck "Don't Tase Me Bro" that is so 3 years ago. The newest catchphrase is clearly DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK!!!!
3.) Obamacare.
2.) Wikileak in yo face.
and # 1....
1.) The 2010 Midterm elections.....eat shit and DIE Pelosi.
And of course....the uber bonus story of the year...which I did NOT include in the top 10 because it is SOOOOO ongoing is the Ground Zero Mosque. Suck it Mohammed.
Honorable mentions....The RECESSION. NK VS. SK. Gay Military. Christine O'Donnell's total annihilation. George Bush's Autobiography. The shitty Olympics (stupid Canadians.) The Icelandic Volcano. The Chilean Miners.
I'm sure I missed a few let me know. What was YOUR top 10?
Well kids cheers to 2011....It has GOT to be better.
Abercrombie was a friend of Obama's parents and knew him as a child, and is deeply troubled by the effort to cast doubt on the president's citizenship."
Well then good man, do it. Or how about swearing under oath? That may help. Or just ask your buddy to release the thing already and while your at it ask Obama to release all of his papers, school records etc. like EVERY OTHER PRESIDENT has had to do in the past.
So Obama is golfing in Hawaii and eating naughty foods while the east coast remains buried under mounds of snow.
But the big story of course is NJ Governor Chris Cristie being in Sunny Florida on vacation while his state shovels it's way out of hell.
"Does Christie's absence damage his image as a take-charge, get-it-done leader? How will this incident affect his reelection chances, especially since Newark Mayor Cory Booker, a potential 2013 rival, was out tweeting furiously and shoveling out stranded residents...."
Yes folks...UNION STAGEHANDS, you know the guys who fucking line up chairs and hang lights and move some stuff around a stage make over a quarter of a million dollars a year.
He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I though that love would last forever: I was wrong. The stars are not wanted now: put out every one; Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun; Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood. For nothing now can ever come to any good. ~W.H. Auden
Wow....I thought we had it bad out here in Cali with our mudslides and inches of wet stuff from the sky....you win right coast, you win.
My boss went home to New York for the holiday....who knows when I'll see him again. And my sister-in-law is SUPPOSED to fly in tomorrow. Leaving London does not look good.
What was Al Gore saying about Global Warming? Al? Al??? Anyone know where Al is?
Well, the turkey is in the oven. The stuffing stuffed. (We tried red onions this year to change it up a bit.) I have consumed some creamy Havarti on black pepper crackers and about 10 sugar cookies. Had some EPIC bacon and dill rye toast for breakfast!!! And soon the mini quiches go in the oven and the onion dip will be plentiful as well!!! OH MY!!!! I think the sweat pants are getting a work out!!!
My FAVORITE presents were the new Dalmatian ornament and of course my BRAND NEW KINDLE!!!!!! OH MY GAWD!!! I had no idea!!! My husband really kicked ass in hiding what he got me. I had absolutely NO clue though I'd dropped about 5 million hints.
Hope you all are having a FANTASTIC day! I know I am. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
Merry Christmas from Birdy The Red Nose Dalmatian!
I want to wish you all a Happy Federally Mandated Secular Holiday!!!!
Better known as CHRISTMAS!!!!! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good 2011!!!!May your Egg Nog be well spiked, your Turkey tasty and delicious and your presents all returnable for shit you really want!
Well folks the day has cometh. The last day to spend all 55 cents you have left after the government is done ASS RAPING you. Git 'er done.
Since I am clearly in a jovial mood and just chock full of that lovely Christmas spirit and shit I will post happy, joyful and love filled news stories.
Police used pepper spray to control the dozens of shoppers who began pushing to get their shot at grabbing the new shoes which went on sale at 6 a.m., local television station KDFW reported." Pepper sprayed over ugly, VERY expensive shoes.
LOL....git er done....Michael Savage has filed a federal lawsuit against Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano."The lawsuit claims that her Departments Rightwing Extremism Policy, as reflected in the recently publicized Intelligence Assessment, Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment, violates the civil liberties of combat veterans as well as American citizens by targeting them for disfavored treatment on account of the political beliefs." I wonder if I am on that list???
Some Muzzie kid in Spain decided that his teacher just USING the word Ham was offensive. So he and his parents filed a complain with the police and courts. Luckily PCBS lost this time as the court threw it out AND...."The prosecutor described the pupil’s attitude as ‘abusive, sectarian, capricious and inadmissible’ and ordered the definitive archiving of the complaint." YES!!!!
"A pair of package bombs exploded at the Swiss and Chilean embassies in Rome on Thursday, injuring the two people who opened them, police and news reports said. There was no claim of responsibility but authorities discounted domestic anarchists or protesters."
There was Spain, the $2,500 used dress and now....
"The decision by First Lady Michelle Obama to leave on schedule for her two-week Hawaii vacation and not wait a few days for her delayed husband will probably cost taxpayers more than $63,000 in additional expenses, according to a White House Dossier analysis."
I REALLY resent having to pay for this evil salt hating hag to go to Hawaii a few days early and cost ME the taxpayer additional cash we do not have.
Ummmmm can someone please build us an ARK???? Southern California is flooding like a bitch. Power outages, flooding, road closures, major accidents and trees down everywhere.
It looks like I have a 20 minute window to get the dog out...here I go.
A White House official tells Fox News the draft order "would set up periodic review of the detention status of those detainees who cannot be tried in Article III or military commissions."
Yup....Gitmo is staying around for a good long time.
GREAT!!!! Now the ISP's can charge for content!!! Goodbye freedom. Say adios to free WiFi. Awesome. I am so excited to live in a country that LOATHES IT'S GD FREEDOM SO MUCH!!!!
"They call themselves the "Christmas Sweater Club" because they wear the craziest ones they can find. They also sing Christmas songs at school and try their best to spread Christmas cheer.
Now all 10 of them are in trouble because of what they did at their school.
"They said, 'maliciously maim students with the intent to injure.' And I don't think any of us here intentionally meant to injure anyone, or did," said Zakk Rhine, a junior at Battlefield High School.
The boys say they were just tossing small two-inch candy canes to fellow students as they entered school. The ones in plastic wrap that are so small they often break apart."
Oh it get's worse.....
"Mother Kathleen Flannery said an administrator called her and explained "not everyone wants Christmas cheer. That suicide rates are up over Christmas, and that they should keep their cheer to themselves, perhaps."
THEN she went to the media and claimed the police officer abused her and lunged at her and tried to remove her niquab. And since going to the media wasn't enough, she THEN went to the police and filed a report claiming racism and abuse.
BUT....(bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha....) the police officer had had a camera in the squad car and it caught the whole incident. And it turns out the crazy Muslim bitch made the whole thing up. In fact the only person being abused was the VERY calm police officer.
What have we learned from this?
1.) Muslims will scream racism when we all know ISLAM IS NOT A FUCKING RACE!!!!
2.) Muslims will use our own PCBS against us.
3.) This woman has 7 kids, they really ARE trying to breed us out of our countries.
4.) Those video cameras in squad cars are really good for something.
On a side note, the bitch has been sentenced to 6 months in jail for filing a false report. BUT, she is claiming it wasn't really her that filed the report because whoever filed it was wearing a niquab. And the local Muslim community says she should get off because she has 7 kids. Yup....saw this coming from 100 miles away.
Olivia Perez, an undocumented student who claims she was forced to
fill out false paperwork in order to stay in the United States, says,
“Latinos need to fight back. We need to march. We need to scream. If
necessary, we need to riot. We need to do everything Blacks did to get
their civil rights!”
Hey stupid ass Olivia, the blacks were BROUGHT to this country as SLAVES. They had no choice. You POS a-holes come here, break our laws, piss on our flag, insinuate YOUR culture on US. And Mr. Cruz, what exactly am I supposed to watch out for? I mean are you threatening me? Are you not only a criminal invader, who is in my country illegally and breaking our laws but you are now threatening me personally with violence?
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"I'm an Army Soldier deployed to Iraq that had a little extra time on my hands. I created this christmas video using glowsticks and flashlights. My camera was a Nikon D300 using a 30sec exposer @ ISO 200 & F11. It is hard to get Christmas lights out here in the desert that work on 220volts so I made my own kind of holiday lighting outside of my CHU / housing unit. The rest of the pictures were pulled from DVIDS from last years Christmas in Iraq. I felt that America needed some Christmas cheer, and a brief reality check, that their are still troops overseas fighting for their freedom."
TSA: Totally Stupid Assholes....Gaping Holes in Airline Security: Loaded Gun Slips Past TSA Screeners...Oh wait that's not the bad part...The guy who got the gun through was an Iranian. Still have faith in the TSA? "According to one report, undercover TSA agents testing security at a Newark airport terminal on one day in 2006 found that TSA screeners failed to detect concealed bombs and guns 20 out of 22 times." Great. I think I'll drive.
FOUL LANGUAGE WARNING:
All right I am about to go on an EPIC RANT. Please make sure your chair and seat table are in the upright position and make sure your seat belt is in place.
Here's the story.
A stupid fucking bitch has 2 kids. She is suing McDonald's because her kids want Happy Meals. They ask for them a lot because they like Shrek Forever or whatever the fuck it's called. They begged and pestered and the BITCH....
"I don't think it's OK to entice children with Happy Meals with the promise of a toy," Parham said, adding that she tries to hold her daughters, 6 and 2, to monthly visits to the fast-food chain. But she said their requests increased this summer, thanks to the popularity of "Shrek Forever After." Collecting all of the toys offered in conjunction with the movie would require weekly visits, she said.
"Needless to say, my answer was no," Parham said. "And as usual, pouting ensued and a little bit of a disagreement between us. This doesn't stop with one request. It's truly a litany of requests."
Begin RANT:
Oh My GAWD, you stupid fucking leftist TWAT!!!! Who the fuck do you think you are??? They are fucking KIDS. Fucking KIDS ask for shit all the time. Here's what you do stupid BITCH...YOU FUCKING SAY NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! If that doesn't work you start taking shit away from them till they get the point. If that doesn't work take all their shit away. Make them eat fucking Brussel fucking sprouts everyday for a week. Sit their bratty little spoiled leftard-in-training asses in time out or whatever. When they beg say no and when they ask why, you fucking say,"BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!!!!"
Stupid fucks like you are the reason kids today are spineless, worthless losers without a trace of shame. Idiots like you are why we no longer give F's, use red pens to grade papers, play tag or play MOTHER FUCKING DODGEBALL!!!!
Marketing to kids? Marketing to kids???? Well turn the fucking IDIOT BOX OFF bitch and learn some GD self control. You think I or ANY kid for that matter got everything they wanted that they saw on TV? Not in realityville you dumb hooker.
I want to fucking sue YOU, you stupid bitch, for raising whining little shits who will one day be responsible for fulfilling Obama's legacy of turning this country into a socialist hell hole full of third world shitbags and Hamas recruits. I want to sue YOU for wasting the courts time when there are REAL issues to deal with.
Now suck it up bitch and tell your little spawn NO and take them to fucking Whole Foods for a 10 dollar arugula sandwich and stop wasting the courts time.
What's new? Look I am not discounting the danger. These fuckers have made a lot of mistakes but it only takes one asshole camel fucker to get it right to piss all over the spirit of Christmas.
That being said. WTF are we supposed to do about it other than violently overthrow the government and put in place a government willing to protect our borders and violently reject politically correct BULLSHIT. Other than doing that we can do nothing.
Our government allows POS criminal invaders kids to claim citizenship. They try to appease and let these mofo's in from countries packed full of Islamic nuttery. They foment Anti-Americanism by being wholly Anti-American themselves.
We are...in a nutshell...totally fucked.
I'm up for a very strong eggnog anyone care to join me?
"Best Buy ran a national Black Friday ad inviting the world to celebrate Thanksgiving and Eid Al-Adha, the Muslim festival of sacrifice."
They stopped using Christmas in their ads back in 2006. Because Santa is HELLA offensive. Because celebrating the birth of Christ is somehow offensive. But they have no problem wishing joy to the people who celebrate Eid Al-Adha. Which, if you are not familiar with it means,"Festival of Sacrifice".
"It is an important religious holiday celebrated by Muslims worldwide to commemorate the willingness of Abraham (Ibrahim) to sacrifice his son Ishmael (Isma'il) as an act of obedience to God, before God intervened to provide him with a ram to sacrifice instead."
So it's a holiday of death. Best Buy Loves DEATH not birth or secular tree's and snowmen...no, they like DEATH.
FUCK BEST BUY. THEY WILL NOT EVER GET A DIME FROM ME.
BREAKING NEWS!!! Obama may have to delay his Hawaiian vacation by a couple days. Poor, poor, poor Dear Leader! You can't see me right now but I am playing the worlds tiniest violin.
Hooked them handsome boys in blue up at the local Wal-Mart this weekend as well as I could this year. Doesn't take much. Buy a Barbie or G.I. Joe at Wal-Mart and donate as you walk out. Easy Peasy. Please, take a moment and donate an unused toy to the Marines TODAY!
Giving VOLUNTARILY is so cool.
On a side note...When you see those Marines at the store over the next week or so...take a damn second out of your oh-so-busy day to freakin' SAY HI!!!!!
While most of the country faced falling Metro-domes, frigid below zero temps accompanied by snow, snow and more snow and the Salvation Army ceased it's bell ringing for the first time EVER....here in San Diego it was 81. LOL. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Talk shit about California all you want, I am prone to agreeing but the weather cannot be beat.
Muslims Try To Blow Up Christmas Shoppers, Particularly WOMEN AND CHILDREN in Sweden....Just thought I'd make clear what every media outlet seems to be ignoring.
"Ten minutes before the blasts, Swedish news agency TT received an e-mail saying "the time has come to take action."
According to the news agency, the e-mail referred to Sweden's silence surrounding artist Lars Vilk's drawing of Muhammad as a dog and its soldiers in Afghanistan.
UPDATED: WHOA that mofo is burning hard and fast in just a minute. So far no explosions. I can see it from my house. And I am about 40 miles away.
11:02- House is fully engulfed and there are reports of many small explosions. Joe Lizura says he can hear many small explosions. The woman who lives just to the left and behind it is watching live on KUSI news poor lady. I just heard a boom and frankly I worry about what else is in there. Seems to be going OK.
11:11 am- The air quality guy says that the plume is doing exactly as it should. I just went out and looked north east and it looks like shit.
11:19 am- Well there aint much left. A few booms and some big flashes. The brush is catching near the house they need to get on that soon. WOW big boom!!!! And now a huge fireball in the front of the shell of the house.
11:25- Commentator from the metro arson strike team just say they may have to PULL the walls...take that troofers. Oddly the yard keeps erupting with big flames.
11:30- Looks like the flames are dying down now just a shell left. Thank goodness the neighbors homes seem to have made it through. They are starting to put it out now. Or at least the vegetation.
We are just minutes away from the destruction of the largest bomb factory in a private residence in U.S. history being blown up. A little house in northern San Diego. It's almost gleeful, the news coverage. I can tell you this, if I were one of the neighbors I'd be nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Well leftards, this is what you get when you offer "free" health care.
Free health care = riots in the streets, 15 dollar a gallon gas, 5 dollar loaves of bread, 22 dollars for a 12 pack of Budweiser and 15 bucks for a pack of smokes. YEAH...our future is so bright...I gotta wear shades.
Do the leftards actually think the health care is free? Tuition hikes are only the start kids.
It's actually really disturbing how easy it is for hackers to fuck shit up. Makes me want to get everything I can off this roller coaster and move on...
The attacks stepped up Wednesday, a day after Mr. Assange was arrested and denied bail in London in connection with sexual-misconduct accusations in Sweden. A range of organizations, including MasterCard Inc., Visa Inc., and the Swedish prosecutor's office, reported technical difficulties with their websites that appear to stem from so-called denial of service attacks, in which computers flood a server to prevent it from displaying a Web page."
I find it interesting how the media is TOTALLY ignoring one of the more GLARING truths revealed by the Wikileaks Docudrop.
The release by Julian Assange's web site Wikileaks of classified documents reveals that U.S. military intelligence discovered chemical weapons labs, encountered insurgents who were specialists in the creation of toxins, and uncovered weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
.....former Iraqi General Georges Sada, Saddam's top commander, detailed the transfers of Iraq's WMD. "There [were] weapons of mass destruction gone out from Iraq to Syria, and they must be found and returned to safe hands," Mr. Sada said. "I am confident they were taken over."
....an armored vehicle came upon "155mm rounds filled with an unknown liquid, and several of which are leaking a black tar-like substance.” Initial tests were inconclusive. But later, “the rounds tested positive for mustard.”
I am sure the media is ignoring all this because:
1.) We already knew it and have been ignoring it for years.
2.) They might have to admit Bush was right.
Summary...labs, mustard gas, WMD specialists, transfer to Syria and chemical weapons caches.
"WORST PRESS CONFERENCE EVER...I don't mean just for Obama. I mean any president. Or head of state. When I wrote this morning that he doesn't do well in defeat, you didn't know how right I was, huh? Let's count the ways.
Calling Republicans "hostage takers." Not helpful. Saying Republicans opposed middle class tax cuts. Not true -- they wanted no tax increases for anyone. Accusing Republicans of holding out tax cuts for the rich as the "Holy grail." Also wrong."
Honestly I don't think I have ever seen ANY politician lose the plot this fast and this hard. President Empty Suit is just that and I must once more say....I told you so.
Elizabeth Edwards has succumbed to cancer after a long battle. It is such a shame she had to spend the last few years of her life knowing her faithless cheating husband fathered a love child with some scum bag ho.
ALL POLITICS ASIDE. She always seemed pretty classy to me.
Heaven forbid douche bag Americans take 5 f-ing seconds out of their day to remember our past and those who were killed at Pearl Harbor on December 7th 1941.
Unlike most I will.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it". -George Santayana
Maria Hardman, 19, of Boulder, who says she converted to Islam three years ago, pleaded guilty to an alcohol violation and was sentenced to two days in jail plus community service."
Let's see....she drank booze, got hammered, drove a vehicle AND was underage. But of course she claims she had no idea there was booze in the punch.
Yeah right. THEN she pulls the "religion card" and says she can't remove her headscarf. Book should, be thrown at this bitch.
AND the law applies to all no special treatment for terrorists...ummm I mean Muslims....oh fuck it, same thing.
LOL. After the coldest summer on record here in San Diego and now one of the coldest "winters" I find myself believing this guy a lot more than Al Gore.
"FIRST the good news. These bitter winters aren’t going to last forever. The bad news is that they will go on for the next 30 years as we have entered a mini ice age.
So says author Gavin Cooke in his book Frozen Britain. He began writing it in 2008 and it was published last year when experts were scratching their heads at the cause of the bitter winter of 2009/10 which brought England to a standstill."
Wow Helen Thomas is a total Joooo hater...."Thomas...was in Dearborn today for an Arab Detroit workshop on anti-Arab bias. "We are owned by propagandists against the Arabs. There's no question about that. Congress, the White House, and Hollywood, Wall Street, are owned by the Zionists." Dear Helen the best propagandists against Arabs are ARABS.
"According to NBC,(Wikileaker Pvt. Bradley) Manning is a victim. A poor, innocent victim who only did the things he did because he was teased about being gay when he was a child. And that, friends, is why “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” needs to be repealed. Or something like that."
Give me a T, give me a R, give me an E-A-S-O-N! What's that spell? TREASON!!!!
This mother f-er betrayed his country because he was gay? Because he got picked on? Who the hell didn't get picked on in their youth at one time or another. They don't go on to commit TREASON. He gives good gays a bad name. His treason had to do with him being an asshole. Admit it liberals and move on.
So a couple of weeks ago here in San Diego a home was found to contain the largest cache of homemade bomb materials EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY.
"The explosives found at Jakubec’s home were hexamethylene triperoxide diamine (HMTD), pentaerythritol tetranitrate (PETN), and erythritol tetranitrate (ETN) — a cache of more than nine pounds that represents the largest collection of such chemicals in a single location in U.S. history, a prosecutor said."
But what is REALLY bothering me is how this story is being buried. No news on this at all. "....the largest collection of such chemicals in a single location in U.S. history..." and nothing from the MSM.
Then they found ANOTHER dude with a crap load of bombs and guns in the same area of San Diego...Escondido, which on a side note is full of criminal invaders. The second man...Robert Hinkle was found with,"18 explosive devices, 12 rifles, 10 handguns and fireworks..." Really????
