P.C.B.S.STRIKES AGAIN

"Ever since artist Joe Shuster and writer Jerry Siegel created the granddaddy of all comic book icons in 1932, Superman has fought valiantly to preserve "truth, justice and the American way."

Now, thanks to P.C.B.S., Superman doesn't fight for the "American way" any longer, no sirree folks, he fights for "truth, justice and all that stuff."

ALL THAT STUFF? Yes, all that stuff. Apparently the American way isn't worth fighting for anymore.

Friday Funnies

Things real people actually said in court:
Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: How old is your son - the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Bush and Bagge

"Staff Sgt. Christian Bagge was in a convoy hit by roadside bombs a year ago in the remote Iraq desert south of Kirkuk.Bagge's left leg was amputated just above the ankle, and his right leg ends just above the knee.

The president met the soldier on a New Year's Day visit to Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio, where Bagge had been recuperating from his injuries. He told the President he wanted to jog with him, despite being a double amputee. Even Bush had doubts, but this young man, this courageous young man, did it.

"It's a privilege," commented Bagge, as he left for his jog.

KOS KIDS

I go out of my way to not be affected by the verbal vomit that spews forth from The DailyKos. In fact, I excersize my rights as a free citizen to just not read their crap. But, I was over @ LGF's today and came across this.... A comment made by KOS himself in response to the death of 4 American civilian contractors.

"Every death should be on the front page (2.70 / 40)
Let the people see what war is like. This isn't an Xbox game. There are real repercussions to Bush's folly.
That said, I feel nothing over the death of merceneries. They aren't in Iraq because of orders, or because they are there trying to help the people make Iraq a better place. They are there to wage war for profit. Screw them.
by kos on Thu Apr 01, 2004 at 12:08:56 PM PDT

Screw Americans being killed. He actually said "screw them". WTF!!!???!!! Screw you KOS. Sick depraved loser.

Israel smacks at Palestine

*****Update:Israeli warplanes buzzed the summer residence of Syrian President Bashar Assad early Wednesday, military officials said, in a message aimed at pressuring the Syrian leader to win the release of a captured Israeli soldier.

Looks like the cozy days of Hamas lovin' are over. Israeli planes took out a bridge in northern Gaza this afternoon and Israeli tanks are moving in for the kill, uh,into an offensive position, possibly signaling the start of an ass whooping.

Israel, seemingly tired of having its citizens pelted with rocks, kidnapped, beheaded and blown up, really looks like it's ready to kick some Hamas ass. Can you blame them?

The excuse is that they are seeking the return of one kidnapped soldier Cpl. Gilad Shalit. But we all know, they are probably fed up with being called infidel Zionists and blown up on a semi-regular basis. Not to mention how annoying it can be to be blamed for everything bad in the world. I should know, I'm an American.

Good for Israel. Time they stuck up for themselves.

Let's really look at the 1st Amendment!

Our 1st amendment to the constitution of the U.S.A. :
Respect an establishment of religion (the "Establishment Clause");
Prohibit free exercise of religion (the "Free Exercise Clause");
Infringe the freedom of speech;
Infringe the freedom of the press;
Limit the right to assemble peaceably;
Limit the right to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

So...... I've read it all. Have you?

Through it all two things pop up that I feel are very important.

1) The right to freedom of expression is not absolute in any country; governments always prohibit certain types of expressions. (Take hate speech for example.) And there are other limitations to free speech, these being protection of the rights and reputations of others (prevention of defamation), and the protection of NATIONAL SECURITY and public order, health and morals.

2) I couldn't find one thing in there that says that just because you were able to flap your gums, that you wouldn't have to pay some kind of consequence for your actions.

So, we have....

Ward Churchill: Hey pal, when you say things like,"They were targeting those people I referred to as 'little Eichmanns.' These were legitimate targets." about 9/11 victims, expect to be fired. You can say what you like, but there can and should be consequences.

Flag Burning a-holes: Sure, burn MY flag, but please, do not expect me to not practice my freedom of asskicking. Yours.

NYT publishing secret crap: You can choose not to practice said freedom of speech. Especially when it deals with matters of NATIONAL SECURITY. All of them responsible should be fired, and tried for treason. Period.

Freedom of speech has become a joke. It's only freedom of speech if you sh*t on this country, when you hit at the current administration, or when it gets a liberal some free press. It's a joke. If it's over a cross that over 85% of the population wants to stay, then it's bad. Protect Nambla, but poop on the Boy Scouts of America. It's just sickening.

Churchill: Defamation,slander and hate speech.
Flag burning a-holes: Evil scum sucking bottom feeders, hate speech.
NYT: Treasonous, danger to society.

Treason?

Is it treasonous to publish an article in a newspaper that runs under a title like this:
"U.S. secretly used data to track terror funds"?

Guess what? It's not a secret anymore. Just like any phone searches the government was doing are no longer a secret. In fact, it seems whatever the government does to obtain information on those who mean to KILL US, rapidly becomes common knowledge, rather than remaining a SECRET, which is the only way to be effective.

Don't forget the fake "secrets" that the lefty media likes to print, like the Koran flushing story in Newsweek for example, which resulted in the deaths of 17 people.

"The New York Times said administration officials had asked it not to publish the article, saying disclosure of the SWIFT program could jeopardize its effectiveness." So, what do they do? Publish it anyway. Who cares. Right? I spit in their Starbucks.

So, we've got newspapers all willing to sell us up the river for a headline. Is it treason? Yes, I think so. This isn't freedom of speech. Freedom of speech is me saying that I think lefty moonbats are all a bunch of raving lunatics. I don't think freedom of speech covers selling out yourself and your entire country to sell some bird cage liners.

Anyone got a copy of Friday's NYT? My bird would like to poop on it.

Why I'll never be President

My dog still has a shot, but I'm screwed.

Apparently, Don Goldwater, nephew of the late Sen. Barry Goldwater, caused a stir when a Mexican "news" service, quoted him as saying he wanted to hold illegals in camps to use them "as labor in the construction of a wall and to clean the areas of the Arizona desert that they're polluting." (Something the lefty environmental dipsh*t's seem to leave out when they blather about amnesty. Seen what these "immigrants" do to our land? If not, Google it today, it's disgusting.)

I agree with him, sorta, but not just illegals. All those non-violent a-holes sucking up tax dollars in prison, all those welfare-government-teet-sucking-check-cashers. All of them.

You want welfare? Great, you need to do one of those jobs I don't want to do. Why the f*ck do these people get a check every month for breeding like rabbits, while I slave for my measly wages each day? There are strawberries to be picked, get on with it.

Old Don's mistake was using the word "camp". People tend to bristle when the word "camp" is used and it's not implied that there will be weenie roasts and smores.

Prisoners stay in JAIL. If you cross the border ILLEGALLY and are apprehended before you start dropping anchor babies and foisting your "culture" down my throat in my own country, then you belong in JAIL; that is before we ship/drive your ass home. We might as well earn a buck for our trouble.

Think of all the problems this would solve? I mean what do you pay prisoners a day? 30 cents? Talk about cheap labor. Want welfare? Earn it. We don't need more people to work at Burger King, really. We don't.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm evil. But someone has to be honest.

Friday Funnies

This is a good one....

The Bronze Rat:
A man walked into a curio shop in Galveston Texas . Looking around, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must have it.

He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the bronze rat?"

"Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it back," said the owner.

The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat; And I won't be bringing it back."

As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and began following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little bit faster. Within a couple of blocks, the
group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing.

He started to trot towards the Harbor. He took a nervous look around and saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Harbor as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the water after it, and were drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner,
"You're bringing it back!"

"Actually no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want
for that little bronze Mexican over there!"

WMD FOUND

Hmmm..... WMD destruction found (To me it makes no difference, I wanted the 1992 job finished, and my plan included dropping a grenade down Saddam's hidey hole and being done with it.)

According to some of our illustrious leaders, it seems the story has changed and they are saying that they did indeed find WMD.

I can't get excited about it for several reasons.

1) If they found weapons of mass destruction, that means they really were STILL there. How much of this sh*t did Saddam really ship off? Seeing as we gave him years to hide it, what with all the useless resolutions and stuff. And he still failed to get it all out? Saddam strikes me as many things, but retarded isn't one of them. He certainly must have had quite a little stockade.(Question to ask... where are they NOW!!!!!)

2) Rick Santorum.... I trust him as far as I can throw Al Gore. Which is, unfortunately, not very far. What with my bad back and all. I'll wait until conclusive proof has been brought forth, thanks.

3) Other than showing the stupid lefty idiots who call terrorists "freedom fighters" and would all probably adopt Saddam, that Bush didn't lie.... why now? Timing seems incredibly convenient(Elections).

Besides, one can hardly be excited to realize that all he left behind was 500+ sarin/mustard gas weapons, when anyone capable of rational though realizes he had so much more. What I want to know, is not what he left behind, but what he did with the rest of it.

And personally, getting excited about finding WMD just doesn't do it for me. I never thought Saddam had jack sh*t to do with 9/11. I thought he was a SICK a-hole. I thought he sponsored terrorism, which he did. ($25,000, blow up a falafel shop!!!) And I believe, even now, that he is one of the most sadistic f-ed up individuals to ever walk the earth. That we used him as a tool years ago against Iran comes as no shock, when dealing with scum, you use scum.

But, I know he had WMD, so it's no big surprise. I'm only a bit surprised we found them. I'd have though psycho would have been well rid of them all.

One more reason to boot illegals

Disgusting. Note, this illegal invader had been arrested previously for larceny, too. Now, did he JUST COME HERE FOR A BETTER LIFE? If so, I can't imagine how bad it was before he got here.

"A witness called a Martin County deputy who arrived to find Junio Trenta, 31, having anal intercourse with the dog amid the woods in the 3200 block of Southeast Dixie Highway about 12:11 p.m. Monday."

"Upon being seen, Trenta said, "It's my dog," and, "What's the problem?" The male dog ran and hid behind the deputies, according to a report released Tuesday. "

"Trenta, a Mexican citizen working as a laborer, was charged with one count of felony sexual bestiality and one count of felony animal cruelty. He was also charged with one misdemeanor count each of giving a false name to deputies, exposure of sexual organs and possession of paraphernalia after a marijuana-smoking pipe was found in his pocket, according to the report."

-Whole story here.

My thought... Take him out back and shoot him. Waste of air.

More Cindy Sheehan

WTF is it with this woman? People call her a "peace mom"? She's as peaceful as a cock fight.

It's not enough that she hasn't yet bothered with a headstone for her "beloved" son(who probably enlisted just to get away from her.) Or that she is hanging out in Canada (PLEASE KEEP HER!!!!!) with the pansy ass deserters.

Now she's hanging out in Germany (home of some nasty Footie Hooligans) whining about GWB being the worlds #1 terrorist. What a crock of shit.

"An estimated 1,200 students, led by anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, blew whistles, beat drums and shouted "Hey, ho, Bush has got to go" in a demonstration at a train station in Vienna."

No, Cindy, evil hag that you are, it goes like this....

"Hey, hey, you evil ho.
You have really got to go!"

Missing Soldiers

It's believed that the bodies of the 2 missing GI's have been found. Bodies that show signs of "barbaric torture".

Somehow, I'm not shocked. While we have the Left in this country screaming bloody murder over dogs barking at naked dudes in hoods. Our soldiers, and civilian contractors are kidnapped and tortured old school style by these sadistic mo-fo's. And for some reason, I hear little outcry over this. At least not from the left. All I seem to hear is Abu Ghraib this, Haditha that.

Do the math.

America: Koran "abuses"(not proven), dogs and naked humiliation. Whoa, don't forget, probably some sleep deprivation. Better cuisine (and ethnically friendly too) than our own American prisoners get in American jails.

Terrorists: Eye gouging, limb removals, burnings, beatings, lashings, head removal with dull machete resulting in slow, lingering, excruciatingly painful death. Shall I go on?

I don't know about anyone else, but I think we stopped a little early with the "shock and awe" stage of the war. Now, with our soldiers being tried for murder every time they fire a gun, I'm at the point where I'm starting to think we might as well, "cut and run". These fucking a-holes are not worth the life of ONE single solitary soldier. And our soldiers are no longer being allowed to do their jobs, thanks to the American Al Quaeda propaganda machine, I lovingly call,"THE LEFT."

To the families of the slain soldiers, you have my heartfelt condolences.

Kimmy Kins:He's pissed!!!!!

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry
And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me
-Kimmy Kins(Kim Jong Il) - Team America World Police

"North Korea yesterday threatened to “mercilessly wipe out” US forces in case of war during a national meeting to mark leader Kim Jong-Il’s 42 years’ work at the ruling party. "

Feeling neglected Kimmy Kins? Ronery?

What do you, fearless readers, think we should do if Kimmy Kins fires a long range love message at us?

Pathetic little dictator.

How American are you?

You Are 82% American

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

How American Are You?

Fun with "Progressives"

"Progressive", "Liberal","Democrat"...... whatever they call themselves this week. They're all pretty much the same. This, I know. The comment section of this blog alone, reads like a lefty handbook to idiocy.

One of the reasons I grew to loathe the left and began this blog, is their complete inability to do anything but criticize the right. They offer no options, no explanations, no suggestions, nothing. Well, nothing but B.S. rhetoric that does little more than drag national moral down to the gutter from which they crawled. All delivered with a hefty dose of superiority complex.

So, it was my pleasure today, while visiting the S.D. County Fair, to poke the proverbial lefty bear.

There they were like a glistening cow pie. In their shiny blue booth spewing forth their hate filled rhetoric. Like a magnet pulling I had to go.... To the live broadcast booth of the local "Progressive" radio station.

So the guy was talking the usual crap...9/11:Our fault. Iraq: "QUAGMIRE!!!!!"
BLAH, FRIGGIN' BLAH,BLAH, Bush sucks.....

So I sat there, mesmerized by this man's stupidity, wondering how much he got paid for being an idiot, when I started heckling him... I couldn't stop myself. There he was, the enemy, live, on the radio (for his audience of 2, I'm sure.)

I won't go into it all, but I said, loudly,"So, how would YOU have handled it!!!!!".

People were looking at him, at me. As steam from the pan fried chicken stand swirled around us, as usual, he ignored me (with a dismissive eye roll). No matter how I asked, or how many times, he wouldn't answer.There is no such thing as debate with them. Because they never have an answer.

Friday Funnies!

The Robot Bartender

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual
proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes
back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "About a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body
parts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly, "So............... is your party
gonna nominate Hillary for president???

Fine example of lefty media bias

Senate Rejects U.S. Troop Pullout in Iraq
By LIZ SIDOTI (AP)
From Associated Press June 15, 2006 4:06 PM EDT
WASHINGTON - The Senate rejected a call for the withdrawal of U.S. combat forces from Iraq by year's end on Thursday as Congress erupted in impassioned, election-year debate over a conflict that now has claimed the lives of 2,500 American troops.

As you can clearly see this is a very left leaning, biased report.

Had I written it, it would have said:

Lefties bid to get more Iraqis and Americans killed fails
By Jenn(S.N.T.P.C.B.S.)
From San Diego June 15,2006 2:35 PST
Washington- The left's bid to actually turn Iraq into the Quagmire they call it and to hinder the GWOT, failed today. The Senate grew a pair and realized that you can't create a democracy in a couple of years, and that announcing to the world when you are going to withdraw is Lame with a capital L.

Gitmo Bollocks

The New York Times had an OP-ED piece today written by a former Gitmo terrorist, uh, "detainee", MOURAD BENCHELLALI. (French dude.)

This guy was whining that it wasn't physical abuse, it was the emotional, metal despair that he suffered from, that they all suffer from at Gitmo. It was bloody awful he whines. Dude, you're in PRISON. Not like you were at Margarita Rocks sampling happy hour fare.

Now, all these lefty Kool-Aid sucking f*cktards who read the piece are like FREAKIN' out that this poor guy was TORTURED!!!! Running as fast as they can to their nearest Starbucks to spread the word of "ATROCITIES" as a result if the "QUAGMIRE", that is the GWOT.

Get real. Wake up..... This guy claims the only reason he was in a Al-Quaeda training camp for eons was that his bro was a bad influence. Really... did he think he was heading to a summer camp? Then you look at his past, his family.

I found an interesting article in a French rag called Le Figaro. Seems our boy grew up embedded with a terrorist family, his father, and brother are both serving time for terrorism in France. His whole family got in on the action, mom, in-laws, you name it.

Go on Libbies, embrace this TERRORIST. He's as full of sh*t as ya'll were. You believe his line of crap I've got some land in Florida to sell you.

Lovely day to be an American

Let's see... According to Bookscan, Ann Coulter's book, "The Church Of Liberalism - GODLESS" is #1, with over 48,408 copies sold so far.

Thousands of criminals, i.e. illegal immigrants were rounded up in the lovely "Operation Return To Sender". (NOTE: ROTFLMAO!!! Next time try not breaking the law.)

The Dixie Chicks and their message of America loathing seem to be failing to gain support.(NOTE: If eveyone hates Bush, why is it that their sales are so slow???? You'd think the tickets would be flying out of the box office.)

Hillary boo'd, jeered and mocked.

And apparently at least two Home Depot's in Massachusetts give you free marijuana with any cabinet purchase.

WMD: 101

So, I was thinking of analogies I could use to help Libbies understand what happened to the "W'sofMD", and here's what I came up with.

Me/I=Evil dictator of unspecified country/Saddam
WMD=Beer
Co-workers=Insurgents and evil doers
Everyone else= Everyone else
Tausha= Coalition forces
Rite-Aid=Syria etc.

Earlier this evening, there were 6 beers in my fridge. There is a single beer left, and soon, that beer will be gone. But, I will definitely get more!

I know, and my co-workers KNOW, that there is beer in my fridge all the time.

Now, maybe there isn't beer in my fridge every night. But it's there, often. So, everyone I know would say,"Jenn has beer in her fridge." Because, I usually do.

I mean I talk about beer often, and I plan to consume beer in the future. I like beer. It likes me. Hoo-Rah Beer.

So, it would be reasonable for everyone else; co-workers, and my friend Tausha to say, with A-THOR-IT-AH, that I have beer. I mean I always have beer, like beer and shop for beer often. I even made a few batches. And used them.

But.... let's say my friend Tausha came over to watch a game. She goes to the fridge, fully expecting a nice cold beer, but there are none!!!!!

"WTF!", she thinks. Jenn always has beer. Jenn always says she's going to get beer. Why the hell doesn't she have beer now that I want it.

Simple. I drank most of the beer, and the rest is at the Rite-Aid.

Period.

Get it?

Mr. Bush goes to Iraq

Smooth move. I was struck by the photo here that shows an American President standing beside a DEMOCRATICALLY elected leader of a FORMER dictatorship.

A dictatorship that was run by a man who once said:"We will chase [Americans] to every corner at all times. No high tower of steel will protect them against the fire of truth."Saddam Hussein, Baghdad Radio, February 8, 1991

"Good to see you," Iraq's new Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki told Bush as they shook hands in one of Saddam Hussein's old palaces. "Thanks for having me," Bush replied.

Nice.

Rove won't be charged!

LOL. Come on you crazed "Rove Indictment Margarita Party" lefties...I want to hear your pain. No wild Indictment parties for you now......

"Top White House aide Karl Rove has been told by prosecutors he won't be charged with any crimes in the investigation into the leak of a CIA officer's identity, his lawyer said Tuesday,"

Poor lefties.... all these months of rejoicing that he would be indicted, and this morning it's so quiet I can hear the crickets chirp in New Jersey.

Chirp, Chirp.

Speak-a zee English

Yeah, I know, it's old news, but let me congratulate Mr. Joseph Vento, of Geno's Steaks, home of some bad ass Philly cheese steak sandwiches. He has this little sign in his window, it says:"THIS IS AMERICA: WHEN ORDERING SPEAK ENGLISH."

Mr. Vento is suffering from liberal-lash as the lefties and their respective groups come out of the woodwork, whining and moaning like the little sissy girls they are, saying that Mr. Vento's sign is racist.

The A.C.L.U says.....(Mr. Vento's restaurant, Geno's)"has a right to express its opinion, however offensive.... But there are specific limitations on places of public accommodation, because they are supposed to be available to everyone." Hey A.C.L.U guy, it's a PRIVATE business.

I suppose if the sign said no Republicans allowed, that would be chill. Right?

America speaks:

The owner of Geno's Steaks, one of Philadelphia's best-known cheesesteak joints, stirred controversy by posting signs telling customers, "This Is AMERICA: WHEN ORDERING `SPEAK ENGLISH.'" What do you think?
* 35316 responses

It's his business. He's free to do what he wants~~~~~.23%
He has the right to his opinion but should show some sensitivity, anyway.~~~~~ 5.5%
He's absolutely right. Since when is encouraging English a crime?~~~~~66%
It's hypocritical and it perpetuates discrimination.~~~~~~~~5.5%
I'm not sure.~~~~~~~0.7%

Good for Mr. Vento for speaking up. Round of appluase for Mr. Vento, Geno's Steaks!

Anyone else sick of Muslims?

"We shall not even allow the showing of the World Cup because they corrupt the morals of our children whom we endeavour to teach the Islamic way of life," he added.

"Since the Islamic courts took control of Mogadishu, we knew they would not allow us to watch football," said a dejected Dahir Abubakar Hassan, a resident of northern Mogadishu."

Boo-F-ing hoo. IT'S SOCCER FOR F*CKS SAKE. How the hell does soccer "corrupt morals"?

"If only they can hold the peace for one month and allow us to watch football," Hassan Omar, a teenager in Jowhar told AFP. "

This child wants to watch football. LET HIM!!!!!!

Damn muslim extremists, always, always, the party poopers. "Honor" killings, beheadings, IED'S, the lynching and hanging of gays, women in shrouds, really mean signage during protests. I don't know about anyone else, but they seem like a bunch of wankers to me. Someone aught to tell them to piss off.


As for the World Cup I'm rooting for the U.S.A., and England. I happen to think England needs the win more than we do. We have REAL football to worry about. (Spring training has begun!!!!)

Friday Funnies!

You absolutely MUST read the whole thing, I laughed so hard I think I pee'd a little.

H/T: Crush Liberalism and our friend Mr. Leffingwell

The following is a transcript of the meeting at which Abu Mussab al-Zarqawi was whacked.

Zarqawi : Ahmed! Salam aleichem. So good to see you. (kiss, kiss) How hangs the hammer?

Ahmed : Aleichem salam, Abu. The hammer hangs a little to the left. I bought these new underwear. You know how I hate sand in my crack.. I thought I would try briefs, but they really ride up, you know? It’s like they are crushing my goodies…

Zarqawi : It’s just an expression, Ahmed. I really don’t want to know about the hanging of your hammer.

Ahmed : So sorry. It’s just these briefs, they’re really getting me down…

(fast forward)
Qadif: Oh, blessed leader, you will be so pleased. American resolve is fading faster than K-Fed’s hair.

Zarqawi: And our infidel collaborators?

Qadif: The New York times has been especially helpful. They are still using the word “quagmire” regularly and keep Haditha on the front page every day. They are dutifully blaming the car bombings and IEDs on the president. It is thing of beauty! CNN spends half their time driving down administration poll numbers and the other half harping on how low they are. Then there is the infidel Murtha. While I do not wish to downplay the great work done by infidels Kennedy and Kerry, Murtha has really gone out of his way to help break the will of the American people.

Zarqawi: Excellent!... what’s that smell?
(silence)
Zarqawi: Alright, enough with the bean dip! Oh, that’s right, Ali, giggle like a girl. Bad enough you smell like a Persian whore that has rolled in the dead fish section of a landfill in July, now you have to add bean gas. You are a disgrace.

Poopy Liberal

Kathleen Ensz, vice chairman, of a state Senate district committee for the Weld County, Colorado Democratic Party acted like a bit of a sh*t.

She stuffed an envelope full of dog poop through the mail slot in the door of Republican U.S. Rep. Marilyn Musgrave's re-election campaign office on May 31 and then sped away in a car.

"Ensz told The Associated Press she left the envelope at Musgrave's office but said it "wasn't in the office doors, it was in the foyer." Asked what she meant by the act, she declined comment."

Either way, scum bag lefty, that's not good politics. Typical.

Why I loathe the left: Part, Whatever

So many reasons to loathe the left, so little time.

"Some Democrats, breaking ranks from their leadership, today said the death of terrorist leader Abu Musab Zarqawi in Iraq was a stunt to divert attention from an unpopular and hopeless war.
"This is just to cover Bush's ass so he doesn't have to answer for Iraqi civilians being killed by the U.S. military and his own sagging poll numbers," said Rep. Pete Stark, California Democrat.
****Geezus H. on a popsicle stick how I loathe Cali lefties the most of all.

"Iraq is still a mess -- get out."Rep. Dennis J. Kucinich, Ohio Democrat, said Zarqawi was a small part of "a growing anti-American insurgency" and that it's time to get out."
****Yeah thanks to your whining and wailing.

Isn't that Dennis IDIOT one of those failed lefties that couldn't even beat Kerry (worthless, spineless waste that he is) out in the primaries, like the screaming Dean?

It's not a stunt you blind Kool-Aid drinking asshats. It's called kicking ass. It's called taking out a very, very, bad, bad,bad man who liked to saw peoples heads off with dull rusty machetes. AMERICAN PEOPLE.

"Unpopular and hopeless war." Who the h-e-doubly hockey sticks ever thought war was popular. War sucks donkey balls. Period. War is evil, horrible and wrong. But, BUT..... there are times where there is no choice but war, and decades worth of apathy and uselessness led to 9/11. Seemed at that point, war was the only choice. Obviously multiple resolutions and all you idiot "peace-nicks" didn't get anywhere. These people don't want hugs they want your tree hugging ass dead. GET IT???????

Tonight, I drink a toast to him, Zarqawi, being toast. May camel dung be upon him.

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi - Dead

Good. Period.

Ann Coulter Vs. The Jersey Girls

I was all set to open up a can of whoop ass on Ann Coulter. She'd gone too far taking dirty swipes at 9/11 widows. "That's really low," was my first instinct. Low, rude, horrible, and frankly disgusting. That was until I saw the light. Ann is frustrated, and she can't find the right words. I feel sorry for her.

I didn't know much about these "Jersey Girls", these four 9/11 widows. So I researched them some. One of the articles I came up with was this one, and it got me thinking.

Are these women any different than Cindy "cry me a river, but only when a photog is around" Sheehan? Even Cindy, somewhere under that infernal annoying sneer, is sad. She misses her son. As these woman, I am sure, miss their husbands. They just have a poor way of showing it. And frankly, you know a lot of it is politically motivated at this point, they are all staunch Dems. All of them.

Cindy, and the women all ask the same question.

The same question, that undoubtedly has Annie girl all fired up.: "We simply wanted to know," Ms. Breitweiser said, by way of explaining the group's position, "why our husbands were killed." Take out husband and replace with son, and you have Sheehan.

Ann thinks this question is unpatriotic, disloyal. It's not. It's a perfectly valid question. But, since Bush wasted a great PR ploy in not facing Ms. Sheehan @ Crawford, and these ladies don't get it either, I'll be happy to supply them all with the answer.

Why did your husbands die? Why did your sons and daughters die? Why have my friends died? Why did over 3000 innocent civilians die on 9/11??????

Simple.

Muslim fanatics between the ages of 18 and 45 (throw in the occasion teen or youth) bent on killing all infidels took it upon themselves to hijack a bunch of planes and fly them into buildings.

Same types of people that hit the WTC in 1993, the Cole, the embassy bombings, 7/7, 3/11 and if you would turn your attention to the counter on the side bar of this blog, at least 5300+ more atrocities since 9/11. These are the same people who believe in "honor" killings and hanging gays just for being gay. You can bet they support a constitutional ban on gay marriage.

These are the same people who took to the streets and offered up some lovin' in the form of signs that said "Behead those who betray Islam" over some friggin' cartoons. These are the same people who plant IED'S on the sides of roads to kill our soldiers never minding they kill more of their own. These are the same people who behead innocent contractors. These are the people who threw candy in the air and celebrated on 9/11 at the deaths of our countrymen.

Ann: She's just frustrated. As I am. As many of my readers are. We're all frustrated that some people, including these women, who should REALLY GET IT, don't. They still don't get it. Makes you want to beat your head against a brick wall for all the good it will do.

I'm sorry Ann can't find a better way of expressing that to 9/11 widows. That sucks. But I understand her frustration, I feel it everyday.

Let's look at MoveOn.Org

Foreword: Please come visit California Conservative. I'll be contributing occasionally. I think it's a great site, California needs more conservatives to speak out!
Moveon.org, made the error of getting my name somehow and calling me up, and urging me to vote for Francine "you don't need no stinking papers" Busby on Monday. I've decided to look closer at this hate group.

At the bottom of their home page you find this statement:
MoveOn.org Civic Action is a 501(c)(4) organization which primarily focuses on nonpartisan education and advocacy on important national issues.

NONPARTISAN???????

Moveon.bs was started by Joan Blades and (her husband) Wes Boyd(Read: Rich ass Bay Area residents)..... Back in the 90's Berkeley Systems(Joan and Wes's company) filed a suit against Delrina software(Now Symantec) because Delrina made a mock-up of Berkeley's famous "flying toasters" screen saver. We all remember that.

This set a legal precedent that software companies do not enjoy the same First Amendment protections against satire as others do. Doesn't sound very Liberal to me......But this might be because they are just as rich as those oil company barons they love to bash.

Ironically, Boyd and Blades founded Moveon.org in 1998 to support Billy "I's got me an intern" Clinton.Its growth during the year 2000 was a direct result of the McCain-Feingold Campaign Finance Reform bill, which critics described as eliminating the First-Amendment rights of businesses to donate to political campaigns. (An additional side effect of this was that 527 corporations such as MoveOn could exist with additional tax benefits.) What is a 527 corp you ask?? "According to the IRS, a Section 527 (§527) organization is an organization that is created to receive and disburse funds to influence or attempt to influence the nomination, election, appointment or defeat of candidates for public office."

So, they operate as a nonprofit. Their status is: 501(c)(4) - Various political education organizations. But they are also a PAC and a 527.

Sure seems like they are full of sh*t.

Great article here on their status.

Political neutrality. I don't think so.

"MoveOn is a service - A way for busy but concerned citizens to find their political voice in a system dominated by big money and big media."

Yes, started by BIG rich millionaires from Silicone Valley and funded by rich millionaires like George Soros. And loved by the liberal media, the BIG liberal media. What liberal media you ask?That one you watch every night. Not to mention the darling of the Hollywierd elitists. Nice.

Hypocrites.

June is:Turkey Lover's Month

Thanks to BizarreNews.Com , I now know that June is Turkey Lover's Month!!! Wow folks, a whole month dedicated to loving liberals!!!!!. Where they can show their love to their elected turkeys. Come on folks, show your love to a Lefty Turkey today!

Things to do :
1)Thoroughly wash your hands before and after handling raw LEFTY TURKEY rhetoric!
2)Avoid cross contamination by never using the same unwashed plate to hold raw and cooked LEFTY TURKEY verbal spewings.
3) Make sure to stuff your LEFTY TURKEY. (Stuff it anywhere!)
4)Don't forget to remove the gizzards!

Have fun, and enjoy your own festive Turkey Lovers Month celebrations today!

MoveOn.Org, and Lovely Ballots

So, the phone rang last night, I pick it up, and there's this guy named Mike on the other end. He says,"Is this Jennifer *****?" I said yes, and he proceeded to tell me that he was calling on behalf of MoveOn.Org, calling to make sure I'm going to vote for Francine "you don't need no stinking papers" Busby.

I said, no sir, I wouldn't vote for her if you actually paid me. And I'm a Republican, so why the hell am I on any call list for MoveOn.Org or Francine Busby? He said he didn't know and to call MoveOn.org. Nice guy, he felt kinda bad, in fact he said I was like the 10th Republican he'd called, and he was frustrated by it, because he knew he was wasting his time. I agreed, he sure as hell was wasting his time with me.

Anyway..... I shall indeed contact MoveOn.org, and ask them who they bought my info from. I am in no way listed anywhere. I'm on the do not call registry and I never give out my home #, anywhere. Hmmmmmm Can anyone say illegal wiretapping???? LOL. I loathe MoveOn, they disgust me, so it wouldn't surprise me that they obtained my information by nefarious means.

Anyway, I was # 1. I love being the first voter....I love the fresh pens, the sealing of the box. The small "I voted" sticker. What a lovely day.

Vote - 6/6/06

Hmmmm appropriate date huh?

Head over to California Conservative for all of your election day fun!

Suggested Votes:
(S.D. COUNTY AND 50TH DISTRICT)

Governor: Arnold Schwartzenegger ( My take on why! )
Lt. Governor: Tom McClintock
Congress/50th: Brian Bilbray
No on Prop 81
No on Prop 82

Remember... Francine“You don't need papers for voting” Busby is evil and 6/6/6 is the sign of the DEVIL.... Co-inky-dink? Or not??????

Hollyweirdo of the Week: Sean Penn

From an interview done by the Observer, we have this little gem," 'An Ann Coulter doll,' he explained, referring to the neo-conservative TV pundit. 'We violate her,' he said. 'There are cigarette burns in some funny areas. She's pure snakeoil salesman."

Hmmmm.

Mr. Penn, while trying to be a "good American", seems to poop upon America, and Americans, every chance he gets.

This article has some fun little tidbits:"Shut Up, Sean Penn"

"I think that people like the Howard Sterns, the Bill O'Reillys and to a lesser degree the bin Ladens of the world are making a horrible contribution. ~Sean Penn
****So, Howie and Billy Boy are more "horrible" than Bin Bollocks? When was the last time Bill or Howard helped orchestrate murdering over 3000 Americans? In fact Howard has raised millions to help victims of 9/11. What has Sean done, other than to bitch and criticize?

"Oh, I'm a big-mouth. I said a lot of things." ~Sean Penn
****Well on this one we agree.

Sean Penn,"Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles." (Alright that one was from Team America.)

I salute you, Sean Penn, as winner of Hollyweirdo of the Week. Keep up the treason, and we'll happily ship you to Gitmo.

My Political Breakdown

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 80% Conservative, 20% Liberal

Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Friday Funnies

Q: What’s the difference between a puppy and a liberal?
A: Puppies stop whinning after they grow up.

Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?
A: At least ten, as they will need to have a discussion about whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.

Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a bucket of cow manure?
A: The bucket.

Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a catfish?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Michael Moore: Gettin' b*tch slapped!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Told ya so!!!!!!! And about time too.

Iraq veteran sues Moore over 9/11 film: "A veteran who lost both arms in the war in Iraq is suing filmmaker Michael Moore for $85 million, alleging that Moore used snippets of a television interview without his permission to falsely portray him as anti-war in "Fahrenheit 9/11."

"The work creates a substantially fictionalized and falsified implication as a wounded serviceman who was left behind when Plaintiff was not left behind but supported, financially and emotionally, by the active assistance of the President, the United States and his family, friends, acquaintances and community," Damon says in his lawsuit.

Get 'im Damon old chap... I'll help raise money for your lawsuit!!!!

Haditha

I wrote about the Haditha incident in March. And my stance stays the same.

Here are the questions to ask yourself.
1) They didn't go into any random houses,they went to a house that the neighbors and others all said had, not an alleged, but, a real Al Quaeda member in it.
2)In one of the most recent articles, culled from Michael Moore's website (don't want to be accused of using far right propaganda) there is this:"a blackened corpse was missing legs and forearms." Hmmmm....Bullets blackened and removed limbs, that's a new one.
3) There is no video evidence of the incident itself. It's the Marines words against a town of people that are known to harbor insurgents, who happily kill indiscriminately.(Funny how when they kill numerous children, they are still embraced as "freedom fighters" by the left. While Marines acting in the line of duty are tried and hung by the left on a daily basis.)
4)Look at the wording used in a Time Inc. piece,"lost one of their own to a deadly insurgent attack and believed they were under fire." Why did they believe they were under fire? Because they were?
5)7:15 a.m. on Nov. 19, a U.S. humvee was struck by a powerful IED attached to a large propane canister, triggered by remote control. The only town that had inhabitants close enough to trigger the remote were in Haditha.This is not debated by anyone.
6) 8 of the men killed were enemy combatants. One was a member of Al Quaeda.

So, these few questions one must ask themselves. Here you have a situation, where a roadside bomb killed one and injured two other Marines. Marines regularly stationed near Haditha have had major issues with bombs and small arms fire around that area. One of the houses allegedly "hit" had a member of Al Quaeda in it. Iraqi forces there did nothing to stop it, or protect the inhabitants.

You must also ask yourselves this question: If you were fighting in a war with an enemy that wears no uniform, who regularly uses children as both bait and as fodder, to carry out deadly assaults,and one of your good friends had just been killed, you were under fire, and you reached the destination from whence the fire came, would you pause? Would you ask to see I.D. or would you shoot? Ask questions later?

I am in no way excusing, or saying that it is O.K. to kill civilians intentionally, but one must factor in all the aspects of the situation. So, I ask that those who so readily jump on the blame the Marines and America band wagon, at least wait, ask themselves some serious questions, and wait. At least until a REAL verdict is brought down in this case. This isn't a conventional war.