Michael Savage Vs. CAIR

LOL. Michael Savage, is one "conservative" talk radio host I have actually listened to because his show used to be on when I drove home from work. Mainly I blast music, but every once in a while I'd listen to the guy. He kinda made me cringe; only as a good Californian would when confronted with vulgar displays of anti-PCBS.

I probably have only listened maybe 6 or 7 times. But I did find myself kinda agreeing with him on many occasions. He does kinda tell it like it is, and that, I just can't resist.

Sooooo... anyway......there's this:
"Michael Savage has filed a copyright infringement lawsuit against the Council on Islamic-American Relations, and has accused the organization of being a "political vehicle of international terrorism" that seeks to do "material harm to those voices who speak against the violent agenda of CAIR's clients."

The lawsuit, filed in U.S. District Court in California, seeks damages equal to the ongoing donations from CAIR supporters "who expect CAIR to act in this manner in exchange for continuing financial support" as well as "actual damages according to proof."

A spokesman for Savage indicated the top-rated talk show host would have no further comment, saying the text of the lawsuit itself would answer questions.

The focal point of the lawsuit is a series of audio clips CAIR has been using in its promotions and fundraising efforts.

Those comments from Savage's show include his criticisms of Islam and Muslims, including:

"I'm not gonna put my wife in a hijab. And I'm not gonna put my daughter in a burqa. And I'm not getting' on my all-fours and braying to Mecca. And you could drop dead if you don't like it. You can shove it up your pipe. I don't wanna hear any more about Islam. I don't wanna hear one more word about Islam. Take your religion and shove it up your behind. I'm sick of you."

But the lawsuit maintains such comments, taken in context, are Savage's verbal expression of the feelings of many Americans."

Can't say I don't agree here.

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Hillary Clinton Hostage Situation: New Update

Newest Update: 3:50pm 11/30- All right here's the latest: Law enforcement confirmed the name of the man as Leeland Eisenberg AKA Troy Stanley, 46. He apparently has several aliases. He has been in trouble with the law before and was pissed about being leafleted by parking enforcement for having unlocked car doors. (That would probably piss me off as well.)

Authoritah thinks he had flares strapped to him to make it look like a bomb.

Then there's this:"On the Neal Cavuto Show on Fox News, minutes ago, a Guest confirmed that Troy Stanley AKA Leeland Eisenberg, the identified Hostage Taker at the Hillary Clinton for President Campaign in Rochester, New Hampshire is a "Libertarian."

LOOKS LIKE THE HOSTAGES HAVE BEEN RELEASED.

NEWEST UPDATE: 2 hostages have been released. Turns out the guy is a local nutter with a history of mental illness. "The suspect was a well-known local man with a history of emotional issues who allegedly told his son to watch the news."

MORE BREAKING NEWS: He(the would be bomber, that is if he has a bomb) is requesting to speak to Her Lowness or he'll blow himself up. I do wonder, with his penchant for bombs..is he Muslim?

More on the Clinton hostage situation:
An armed man, possibly with a bomb, has taken people hostage at Hillary Clinton's campaign office in Rochester, N.H.

Police said a man in his 40s, with salt-and-pepper hair, is in the building and has what appears to be an explosive device strapped to his body, TV station WMUR reported.

Witness Lettie Tzizik told the station that she spoke to a woman shortly after she was released from the office by the alleged hostage-taker.

"A young woman with a 6-month or 8-mont-old infant came rushing into the store just in tears, and she said, 'You need to call 911. A man has just walked into the Clinton office, opened his coat and showed us a bomb strapped to his chest with duct tape."

Clinton's campaign confirmed to the TV station that two of its campaign workers are being held hostage.

There are several police officers positioned across the street from the office, crouched down behind cruisers with guns drawn, Boston TV station WCVB reported.

"I walked out and I immediately started running, and I saw that the road was blocked off. They told me run and keep going," Cassandra Hamilton told WCVB. She works in an office adjacent to the building.

Nearby businesses have been evacuated, and the St. Elizabeth Seaton School has been locked down.

Clinton, who is not in New Hampshire, is attending a National Democratic Committee meeting in Virginia. Presidential candidate Barack Obama also has an office in Rochester, and it has been evacuated. There were no reports of any injuries.

It was unclear how many people were being held at the Main Street facility in Rochester." -S

Murtha

I cannot express the level of hilarity I found in this statement:

"I think the surge is working." - John Murtha

British Teddy Bear Teacher: Off With Her Head

This issue really shows even more clearly the sickness that is Islam. Islam can take something as innocuous as a teddy bear and twist it into hate, death and revenge.

Fact: A British teacher was in the Sudan educating children. The children loved her, she was a good teacher.

Fact: One of the kids in her class named a Teddy Bear Mohammad. It was for lessons, the kids name was Mo as well.

Fact: A couple of parents complained.

Fact: Teacher tried and convicted of insulting the "Prophet" Mo, sentenced to 15 DAYS IN JAIL and luckily for her, deportation.

Fact: THAT IS NOT ENOUGH FOR THE ISLAMO-NAZI'S!!!!

"Thousands of Sudanese, many armed with clubs and knives, rallied Friday in a central square and demanded the execution of a British teacher convicted of insulting Islam for allowing her students to name a teddy bear "Muhammad."

They called for Gibbons' execution, saying, "No tolerance: Execution," and "Kill her, kill her by firing squad."

The Religion Of Peace

NARATHIWAT, Thailand (AFP) — A Muslim military informant was shot and crucified, while two Buddhist men were beheaded Wednesday by suspected Islamic separatists in Thailand's restive south, police said.

The Muslim man, a 58-year-old who belonged to a government-backed militia, was shot and then stabbed so badly that he was nearly decapitated, police Lieutenant Khanchitthol Kreunor told AFP.

Suspected rebels then drove six-inch nails through his head, arms and legs to attach him to two pieces of wood, which were laid out like a cross in the middle of a road in Rueso district of Narathiwat province, near the southern border with Malaysia, he said.

Khanchitthol said police found a note written in Thai and left near the cross, reading: "This is what the infidels deserve. The soldier dogs must meet this end."

"The victim was attacked and killed in such a grisly way because they knew he was a military informant. This is to terrify the people," Khanchitthol said.

About two hours later, two Buddhist fishmongers aged 20 and 61 were shot and then beheaded in another district of Narathiwat, police said.

The killings came after a month of spiralling violence in the region, which has seen more than 2,700 killed since separatist unrest erupted four years ago."

This speaks for itself.

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"The American tide is ebbing, so it is best for you to press your leaders to change their policies," bin Laden said..." Or Murtha, or Pelosi or Reid....sounds the same.

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Hillary Plants Question In Republican Debate:Updated

UPDATED:"Abortion questioner is declared Edwards supporter (and a slobbering Anderson Cooper fan); Log Cabin Republican questioner is declared Obama supporter; lead toy questioner is a prominent union activist for the Edwards-endorsing United Steelworkers". MORE ON THAT HERE!

LOL....The claws are out now: MSNBC was taking some jabs at rival CNN this morning on the issue of the gay questioner who turned out to be a member of Hillary Clinton's campaign.

"Morning Joe" host Joe Scarborough scoffed at the notion that no one at CNN was aware of retired Brigadier General Keith Kerr's involvement with the Clinton campaign."

"It turns out that Keith Kerr, retired Colonel., U.S. Army; retired Brigadier General, California National Reserve, who submitted a YouTube question about gays in the military, is actually a member of Hillary Clinton's Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transexual Americans For Hillary Steering Committee. He's also part of a film production crew trying overturn the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

In the final seconds of the post-debate coverage, Anderson Cooper acknowledges that CNN messed this up and states that CNN did not know that Kerr has a position within the Clinton campaign and that had they known, they would have disclosed the association."

LOL.....no shit....Hill had a plant... shocking.

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Pat Sajak: Common Sense Thinker

So everyone else today seems to be talking about Bill Clinton and his lie infested rhetoric (I was for the war before I was for being against it). Me... not interested. Bill Clinton is a D-Bag and that's just fact. I so need a vacation from Clintons.

Now Pat Sajak, the perennially insipid host of Wheel of Fortune made some good points, thought I'd share them:

"It’s one thing to buy an ab machine because Chuck Norris recommends it (he’s in good shape, isn’t he?) or a grill because George Foreman’s name is on it (he’s a great guy, so it must be a great grill!), but the idea of choosing the Leader of the Free World based on the advice of someone who lives in the cloistered world of stardom seems a bit loony to me.

This is America, and we celebrities have just as much right as anyone else to speak up about any issue. The problem is that more attention is paid to what we say because we’re well known. But why should that matter? O.J. Simpson is one of the world’s best-known celebrities, but I can’t imagine anyone following his lead in a voting booth.

I suppose anything that gets people engaged in the political process is a good thing, but the idea that a gold record, a top-ten TV show or an Oscar translates into some sort of political wisdom doesn’t make much sense to me. Trust me, one’s view of the world isn’t any clearer from the back seat of a limo."

Well said Pat, but I still won't watch your show.

Sketchy Much?

"One of the men is the Bush administration’s most bitter foe, who spent tens of millions of dollars trying to prevent the president's election and who still supports strident anti-Bush organizations like Moveon.org.

The other is the president’s handpicked envoy to the United Nations, one of the Bush administration’s most sensitive posts.

So what were billionaire George Soros and U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. Zalmay Khalilzad discussing Tuesday when they met for a secret lunch at a luxurious but discreet restaurant close to the United Nations?

Nobody but the two men knows."

Soros and an UN lackey....great.

The can be NOTHING GOOD in any way with Soros meeting with anyone, at any time.

Dogs Of War

"New military training facilities during World War II were seldom considered unusual. But this one, headquartered in Belmont's Devonshire Country Club that opened late in 1942, was. It was considered among the Army's more important but lesser-known installations, the War Dog Reception and Training Center, "Dogtown," as it was more commonly known.

No peewee operation, Dogtown was staffed by 550 enlisted men and 53 commissioned officers. Professional dog trainers were recruited from around the nation. Many were European immigrants. Manuals for training were based on previously published World War I French, English, Belgian and even German models. In the hills of Belmont and San Carlos, combat, sentry and medical dogs were trained for all branches of the armed forces.

Dogs, previously trained for the vaudeville stage, usually smart critters, were welcomed, but required to unlearn all tricks. French poodles, with GI haircuts, became unrecognizable, and Dalmatians, used as messengers, were died black or brown so as not to stand out on a battlefield."

Read more here on Dogs of War.....

Cool huh....Birdy is in training now, she's going to be a Moonbat hunter.

Illegals: Do The Drunk Driving and Killing Americans Won't Do

"An illegal immigrant is accused of driving drunk in Boone over the Thanksgiving holiday and plowing into a sport utility vehicle, killing a man inside.

Boone police said Juan Manuel Juarez Reyes slammed into the rear of a Lexus SUV that was about to turn from Highway 105 onto Poplar Hill Drive shortly before 11 p.m. Friday. The SUV was skidded 250 feet, hitting a Watauga County deputy’s patrol car. The occupants of the SUV were trapped inside their vehicle but the deputy was not hurt.

Authorities said Monday that Juarez Reyes was caught in the country by Border Patrol agents in 2002 and was sent back to Mexico. They aren’t sure when he re-entered the United States."

Of course they aren't aware when he re-entered; our borders are a fucking joke.

Not to be out done by his compadre:

"Carmelo Salas, 28, was charged with murder in the deaths of Stephanie Cervantez, 14, and her 4-year-old cousin, Jacklin Munguia-Herrera, for allegedly running a stop sign in East Oakland and crashing his Ford Expedition sport utility vehicle into a Ford Mustang carrying the victims about 7:20 p.m. Thursday.

Salas fled after the crash at 89th Avenue and D Street but was arrested early the next morning, police said.

Salas was also charged with two counts of assault by means likely to produce great bodily injury for hurting Jacklin's mother, Laura Herrera, 23, who was driving the Mustang, and Herrera's daughter, Evalyn Munguia, 3. Both Herrera and Munguia remain hospitalized in critical condition, authorities said.

Salas was also charged with kidnapping his nephew to ride with him in the SUV, Chu said. The nephew feared for his safety because he knew Salas could be "volatile" when he was drinking."

Oh and by the way, this "volatile" bastard was here illegally.

Al Qaida Has A Media Wing? And CNN Tells The Truth?

Just a thought, can someone please tell me how exactly to spell Al Qaeda? I mean there seems to be about 50 different ways.

"CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Al-Qaida's media wing said Monday it will soon release a new message from Osama bin Laden. It said the message will be addressed to European countries, but did not elaborate."

Can someone tell me why the FUCK Al QAIDA HAS A MEDIA WING????????????

Why the hell are these mother fucking murdering psychos being given a platform to speak? If they have a media wing why are the "media" not being shot on site? Call me crazy but are they not terrorists as well?

On a side note, even the Communist News Network(CNN) had to admit today:
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Attacks are down 75 percent in recent months in a perilous stretch of neighborhoods in northeastern Baghdad, prompting a U.S. military officer to proclaim Monday that security there is "dramatically improving."

Did CNN actually print not just good news, but accurate news? Don't worry after 2 short paragraphs heralding the progress, they have a "however". Good story thought, nice to hear.

Libtards Sterilize Themselves

What a happy bit of news folks. It seems now Libtards are sterilizing themselves and not breeding so as to save the environment.

I think this is a great idea, in fact more Libtards need to practice this. What an excellent way to cut down on carbon output.

"31-year-old Sara Irving, also underwent sterilization because she felt "a baby would pollute the planet."

"Irving became an environmentalist as a teenager when she realized saving the environment was her top and foremost priority in life, the Mail reported. After going through several boyfriends she finally found her now husband Mark Hudson who shares in her ‘no kid’s policy."

Awesome!

No Need For Border Security, Nothing To See Here

"Islamic terrorists with the assistance of Mexican drug cartels might have been planning an attack on the U.S. Army base Fort Huachuca in Arizona, forcing the nation's largest intelligence training center to change security measures back in May."

"A portion of the operatives were in the United States, with the remainder not yet in the United States," according to a confidential document cited by The Times."The Afghanis and Iraqis shaved their beards so as not to appear to be Middle Easterners."

Ah yes, just more fun shenanigans by the Religion of Peace.

Take That Hollyweird Libtard Elite

Hear that liberal Hollywood? That boom you are hearing right now, is the sound of each one of your anti-troop, anti-American movies bomb, bomb, bombing!

No one wants to listen to your shit. No want wants to watch you denigrate our troops.

Rendition- Bombed!
Lions for Lambs- Bombed!
In the Valley of Elah- Bombed!
Redacted- Major Bombage!

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suck it bitches!

Malibu Fires...WTF

There are no Santa Ana's....it's cold as feck here. No reason for these fires to start. I want an explanation.

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Hasta La Vista Australia

What a sham...oooppps, I meant shame. Australia has gone leftard.

"Conservative Prime Minister John Howard suffered a humiliating defeat Saturday at the hands of the left-leaning opposition, whose leader has promised to immediately sign the Kyoto Protocol on global warming and withdraw Australia's combat troops from Iraq."

No accounting for brains.

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Black Friday: Pre Dawn Shopping Extravaganza

After having consumed copious amounts of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie....not to mention a shit load of wine and beer, I fell asleep at maybe 8-ish last night, missed CSI dammit. Food coma in the extreme.

So anyway, that meant I was up at about 4am. After walking the four legged love child for a while and reading the newspaper, I was pretty much bored shitless. So what does one do in the pre-dawn hours the day after Thanksgiving. Well folks, apparently everyone goes to the mall.

I arrived at the local Target at exactly 6 o'clock and thought cool...there's no one here....hee hee hee. Yeah they had the line formed to the left. It was a mile long. It took me and the other stragglers a good 20+ minutes to be let in.

And people were spending folks. Oh holy Hops and Barley they were spending like drunken sailors. If this Target was any indication of the spending for this holiday season, then retailers have nothing to worry about. Plus we all know people are buying gift cards out the ass, and they don't "count".

I scored a 19" LCD HDTV with DVD player for $199.00. I got one that someone had left on the jewelry case. Some asshole stole the $25.00 DVD player out of my cart, asshole; may the Grinch lay eggs in your underwear drawer poo poo caca head. But I scored, scored big. In fact other than stocking stuffers, this girl is done shopping for Christmas.

It was fun. And I will do it again next year, if I'm up.

Hope everyone had a good T Day, now we can concentrate on CHRISTMAS! Merry Christmas to all!

Happy Thanksgiving: Open Thread

Nov. 22: LTC. Andrew Rohling from the 3rd Brigade combat team of 101st Airborne Division smiles as he holds a turkey at the Patrol Base Shanghai some 20 kilometers (about 12,4 miles) south of Baghdad, Iraq.

Screw China...Bunch Of Pinko Commie Bitches

"China has refused permission for a U.S. aircraft carrier and accompanying vessels to visit Hong Kong for a long-planned Thanksgiving holiday visit, the U.S. State Department said on Wednesday.

The USS Kitty Hawk group and its crew of 8,000 airmen and sailors had been expected in Hong Kong on Wednesday, but will now spend the holiday on the South China Sea.

Hundred of relatives of crew members of the Kitty Hawk had flown to Hong Kong to celebrate Thanksgiving with them. Hong Kong, especially its Wanchai bar district, has been a regular port of call for U.S. sailors on "R & R" (rest and recuperation) since the Vietnam War.

"I miss my daddy," said Mark Curry, 14, whose father is aboard one of the vessels. "We thought he was going to be there, but we don't know what actually happened. I was just depressed."

One more reason to say: FUCK YOU CHINA YOU SLANT EYED WHORES. STOP TRYING TO KILL US VIA POISONED DOG FOOD AND TOYS AND TOOTHPASTE AND TIRES AND WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE YOU ARE TRYING TO KILL US WITH....BRING IT THE FUCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am entirely done with the commie bastards in China. If in any way I can avoid it, my ass ain't buying one more thing from those pinko commies.

Happy Thanksgiving

Thank you Soldier
By Chris Woolnough

Have you stopped to thank a veteran today?
For the price of freedom they had to pay?
Did you gaze into those distant eyes?
Did you see the ghosts he can't deny?
Did you think a soldier's heart was made of steel?
Because he was trained to kill, he couldn't feel?
Did you see the guilt written on his face,
For the loss of life he can't replace?
Did you know he mourns the lives he couldn't save,
And walks with comrades in their grave?
Did you remember the boy with innocence lost?
Do you really know war's ultimate cost?
Have you felt the blast of artillery fire?
Do you have the courage it would require?
Have you stood in trenches consumed with fear?
Felt the enemies breath so very near?
Have you walked with God on a battleground?
Seen your brothers dead or dying all around?
Have you stopped to thank a vet today,
Or did you just turn and walk away?
From the pain he'll carry for the rest of his life,
Did you consider his family, his children, his wife?
That watch him suffer in silence each and every day,
As he's haunted by memories that don't go away?
Did you care that the soldier is still pulling guard?
That his heart, mind, and soul will forever be scarred?
Do you know how he suffers from ptsd?
Or that our precious freedom is never free?
Do you care that he still hears the blood curdling screams?
Or that he returns to the war each night in his dreams?
Have you felt the sorrow of a combat vet?
Or would you rather just forget?
That war has pierced his hardened heart,
And torn this soldier all apart?
Would you rather our heroes just fade away?
Or will you stop to thank a vet today?

Thank a Soldier today:
America Supports You
Let's Say Thanks
Operation Gratitude
Thank A Soldier
A Million Thanks
Thank The Troops
There are so many.......visit them all.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you, except the Moonbats. And I mean it... I give NO thanks whatsoever for the scourge on society...the Great North American Moonbaticus Moronicus.

Allies Wonderful Allies: Not

"The Saudi judiciary on Tuesday defended a court verdict that sentenced a 19-year-old victim of a gang rape to six months in jail and 200 lashes because she was with an unrelated male when they were attacked." Islam at it's finest.

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Thanksgiving Funnies

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
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I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own. Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you.

Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin. From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits.

The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin. My hands rub your body, ummmm running them through the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body.

I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door.

As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in.

I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can't put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it,

I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender.

I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good. Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste.

"Oh yes", I say to you, I must say Grace. "Thank God for Butterball turkey.... Amen"
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No, ma'am, they're dead."
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The Future: A 17 pound Thanksgiving turkey has been delivered to the White House. The Clintons had planned to have a butterball, but Newt Gingrich declined the invitation.
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HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY

STEP 1: GO BUY A TURKEY
STEP 2: TAKE A DRINK OF WHISKEY (SCOTCH)
STEP 3: PUT TURKEY IN THE OVEN
STEP 4: TAKE ANOTHER 2 DRINKS OF WHISKEY
STEP 5: SET THE DEGREE AT 375 OVENS
STEP 6: TAKE 3 MORE WHISKEYS OF DRINK
STEP 7: TURN OVEN THE ON
STEP 8: TAKE 4 WHISKS OF DRINKY
STEP 9: TURK THE BASTEY
STEP 10: WHISKEY ANOTHER BOTTLE OF GET
STEP 11: STICK A TURKEY IN THE THERMOMETER
STEP 12: GLASS YOURSELF A POUR OF WHISKEY
STEP 13: BAKE THE WHISKEY FOR HOURS
STEP 14: TEST THE LURKEY FOR NUMBNESS
STEP 15: TAKE THE OVEN OUT OF THE LURKEY
STEP 16: FLOOR THE LURKEY UP OFF OF THE PICK
STEP 17: TURK THE CARVEY
STEP 18: GET YOURSELF NUTHER SCOTTLE OF BOTCH
STEP 19: TET THE SABLE AND POUR YOURSELF A GLASS OF TURKEY
STEP 20: BLESS THE SAYING, PASS AND EAT OUT=2

Black Friday Is Racist!

Just when I thought I'd heard it all...I'm driving to work this morning and The Mikey Show(local rock station morning show)is taking random callers. This woman, Linda, calls in and starts going off on how Black Friday, as the shopping day after Thanksgiving is known, is racist. I shit you not.

She got pissed as hell when they started laughing at her. She ACTUALLY was demanding some equality, that they have a Latino Friday as well. Can't make this stuff up folks.

Florida: The New San Francisco?

What with the Goose Creek Jihadi wanna-be's hailing from FL, the butterfly ballot debacle of 2000 (stupid people, voting is for adults), 9/11 flight school for terrorists and now Jihadi jumpsuit-wearing protesters going Moonbat-shit on Ex-AG Alberto Gonzales, well what can I say. Florida has earned it's new name of San Francisco South/East.

Tuesday Bat Slap

To Blog Or Not To Blog: UPDATED

I have heard your requests and I am plannin' some changes... stay tuned.

I have seen lately so many people talk about "taking a break" or "this is it.. I'm done". And I feel them.

Why bother?

Sure, people drop by here and drop a comment or two....I still get the occasional Moonbat for bitch slapping practice...but even the Moonbat's seem apathetic. In fact they are boring and tired as well.

So....do I "take a break"? Is this the end? Is it time for Screw Liberals to go on permanent hiatus?

Your thoughts?

Shut Up Chavez Is A Hit

From Kris in England:
"The king of Spain's recent undiplomatic outburst at the Venezuelan president has become a ringtone hit across Spain.
An estimated 500,000 people have downloaded the insult featuring the words "Why don't you shut up?", generating a reported 1.5m euros ($2m)." -Source
Hee hee hee...looks like Hugo "Devil Boy" Chavez is not so popular...could be the friends he keeps:"Chavez, who arrived in Tehran from Saudi Arabia where he attended the weekend's OPEC summit, is expected to discuss various political and economic issues with his Iranian counterpart, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad."

What a "cute" couple.

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Ron Paul: Crazy Insane or Insane Crazy?

Great article on the inconsistancies and psychosis of Ron Paul, here are the highlights:

1)"Ron Paul is inconsistent. He rails against the Bush administration for its supposed assault on civil liberties, yet when he was asked at one of the debates whether Scooter Libby deserved a pardon, he said no. “He doesn’t deserve one because he was instrumental in leading the Congress and the people to support a war that we didn’t need to be in.” Notice that he didn’t say it was because Libby was guilty of committing a crime. No, because Libby argued for a policy with which Paul disagreed, he deserved to serve time in prison. Ron Paul, the libertarian, who presumably values liberty above all, is willing to deprive someone else of his because of a policy disagreement?"

Interesting.

2)"Ron Paul is unserious. Suggesting that you will eliminate the IRS, the CIA, the FBI and other government agencies within weeks of taking office is ridiculous. These are bumper stickers, not serious reform proposals."

True.

3)"Ron Paul is too cozy with kooks and conspiracy theorists.Ron Paul’s newspaper column was carried by the American Free Press (a parent publication of the Hitler-praising Barnes Review). Paul has appeared on the Alex Jones radio program not once, not twice, but three times. Jones is the sort who believes that black helicopters are coming to impose a police state on America. Ron Paul has even appeared in a Jones film, Endgame, the point of which is apparently that the Bilderbergers are plotting to control the world."

Moonbat Love

On Friday night one of the other shows I contribute to on Blog Talk Radio, CIR Radio, well it's chat room was filled with the sounds of Moonbat Love! I will not link to his show or even give his name because he wants that and I am not one to give a Moonbat his glory, but this is classic. This Moonbat was going off in typical Moonbat style and he had his fans...so he was told to call in...bring it...what he didn't know was that he was on live for about 30 seconds before he realized it.

The real beauty was his huge issue with us all "ganging up on him" and "calling him names", when he seems to only know one word.

Libtard Parents: Hey Dad, Your Kid Is An Asshole

So you decide to breed. O.K. When you breed, you produce offspring. You then become their parents. Not their friend. This touchy feely,"let's be friends" mentality that has infected parents these days has got to go. All it is clearly doing is fomenting spoiled, unprepared for the real world, worthless little shits.

Case in point:"A first-grader was suspended Tuesday for drawing a stick figure shooting another in the head with a gun and allegedly threatening students.

Little Butte School officials sent 6-year-old Ryan Weathers home after receiving complaints from parents saying he threatened their children, said Douglas Weathers, the boy's father.

"He's not a violent kid," Weathers said. "He did not mean any harm."

Reeeeeeeeeeeealy. Well when I read the story it becomes clear that the kid is a menace. He not only drew the violent pictures, but threatened many other students. In fact, the little shit also tried to blame the drawing on another student. So he's a liar as well.

Now if it were my kid, I'd have had another reaction. That would have been punishment and apologies and some serious help for a kid that is clearly disturbed.

But no... this guy has the brass balls to bitch about a ONE DAY suspension for a clearly disturbed little boy. I may not have known a lot at 6, but I knew what guns were and I knew what lying was and I knew what hurting other kids was. I was aware.

Had I done what this kid had done my parents most likely would have taken all my toys away, smacked my ass and told the school that ONE DAY wasn't enough.'Cept, I'd have never done it, because I had parents who taught me that that kind of behavior was wrong. They were my parents, not my friends. I feel sorry for the kid.

S-CHIP: Yup It's Universal Health Care

Ah.....I do like to be vindicated. I love being right, but in some cases, being wrong is preferable. Anyone who has listened to Jenn's Jungle Republic Radio knows that I called bullshit on this one over a month ago and I was right. Sorry.

Via Malkin: "A Hill source sends an audio clip of former Iowa Dem. Governor Tom Vilsack at Drake University on Nov. 16 describing how S-CHIP will help achieve those universal entitlement ends:

“I think there is going to be a commitment to universal coverage. I don’t think it’s necessarily going to be a sector by sector process. I think you either need to go in whole hog or not. We tried to sort of squeeze the middle here with doing children and doing seniors, and trying to squeeze it. If anything happens, it would more likely look something like this: you would extend eligibility for children from 200% of poverty to 300% of poverty, and create resources to insure the parents of those children.”

Damn....well at least this socialist bastard admits it.

More PCBS From The Home Of The Massholes

"The city that's home to Harvard and MIT solidified its nickname as "The People's Republic of Cambridge" when it put a stop to a Boy Scout troop's Election Day drive to collect care packages for American soldiers in Iraq, claiming it was "political."

“We just wanted to make a lot of troops happy,” Scout Patrick O’Connor told the Boston Herald.

The big-hearted Scouts from Cambridge Troop 45 had placed donation boxes at the city's 33 polling stations in hopes of collecting toiletries, magazines, candy and other items after one of O'Connor's relatives was injured in an IED explosion while serving in Iraq.

But someone complained to the city, allegedly claiming the boxes were a “political statement,” and the boxes were removed."

I won't even say what I think of the person that complained. All right, I will, can't resist.

Dear Person Who Complained About Care Packages For Our Troops,

No life must be so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance.

Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse.

I dislike you extremely and can only hope you contract a vicious venereal disease.

Yours Truly,
Jenn of the Jungle

Word.

Boo Fecking Hooooooo: Hillary Whines Again

Do we really want someone leading the free world who cries like a pansy assed moron if someone "picks on her"? No. Tonight at the debate Hill Hill made it clear she can't handle playing in the big leagues.

"When somebody starts throwing mud at least we can hope it's accurate and not right out of the Republican playbook," Clinton said after Edwards questioned whether she could restore trust in the White House."

Hillary you wouldn't know accurate if a poll bitch slapped you in the face. I can say for once I agree with Edwards, I trust this bitch as far as I can throw her and with my bad back....that's not far.

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SHOCKING:Iran Not Cooperating With The IAEA

UPDATED:The facts are, Iran is hiding or unwilling to be up front about their nuclear program. Period. That is what the report says. So, how does the MSM headline this story? Let's see.....

Al Reuters:Nuclear report vindicates Iran: Ahmadinejad
L.A. Times:Iran reveals how it built nuclear program, UN says
ABC News:IAEA: Iran Generally Truthful on Nukes
In China....:Iran says IAEA report proves peaceful nature of its nuke program
There are more, the winner for accuracy is actually CNN with the headline:UN losing grip on Iran nuke plan

I am just blown away by this!

"The International Atomic Energy Agency's knowledge of Iran's current nuclear program is "diminishing," the agency's director general reported Thursday, because Iran suspended cooperation in key areas in early 2006 and has not restored it.

The IAEA "is not in a position to provide credible assurances about the absence of undeclared nuclear material and activities," the agency said in a report issued to its 35 board members in Vienna, Austria.

The report confirmed that Tehran has continued to defy the U.N. Security Council by ignoring its repeated demands to freeze uranium enrichment, a potential pathway to nuclear arms."

That's cool. We don't need to know what a guy who is quoted as saying,"A new Middle East will prevail without the existence of Israel" is doing with his nukes, really. It is so much more important to get a Republiacn fired for foot tapping in the bathroom.

No Ho Ho Ho

Holy Hops and Barley folks...this stuff just writes itself:

"He is an unlikely revolutionary, but this Christmas, Santa is a rebel with a claus.

He is having the last laugh on political correctness — and it's a great big fat belly laugh.

Santas across Sydney, Australia, are rebelling against attempts to ban their traditional greeting of "ho, ho, ho" in favor of "ha, ha, ha."

Recruitment firm Westaff — which supplies hundreds of Santas across the country — has told its trainees that the "ho ho ho" phrase could frighten children and could even be derogatory to women."

First he's fat and needs boot camp....now they are taking away his jolly old laugh. I wait with baited breath for them to take his pipe away because the second hand smoke might kill Rudolph.

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Democracy At Work: NY Illegal Licences Dropped

Glorious, this is exactly how democracy works. We the people hire politicians to do a job with our vote. When they are doing their job badly, We the People, their bosses, must correct the bad behavior.

Perfect example:
"New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer on Wednesday dropped a controversial plan to issue driver's licenses to illegal immigrants because of overwhelming opposition to the policy.

"I've concluded that New York state cannot conduct this program on its own," Spitzer said at a Capitol Hill news conference. "It does not take a stethoscope to hear the pulse of New Yorkers on this topic."

No Elliot, it does not take a stethoscope, with you it apparently takes a bullhorn, but I think you've got it now. We the People don't want to award criminal invaders, and I just don't know how we can possibly say it louder.

San Franfuckistan:Open Borders Love In

"The Board of Supervisors voted today to make San Francisco the largest U.S. city to issue municipal identification cards to its residents, regardless of whether or not they are in the country legally."

Seriously can we just give San Francisco to Cuba?

The War On Thanksgiving

Folks, I can't make this shit up, courtesy of our friends in the Seattle Public Schools:

With so many holidays approaching we want to again remind you that Thanksgiving can be a particularly difficult time for many of our Native students. This website http://www.oyate.org/resources/shortthanks.html offers suggestions on ways to be sensitive of diverse experiences and perspectives and still make the holiday meaningful for all students. Here you will discover ways to help you and your students think critically, and find resources where you can learn about Thanksgiving from a Native American perspective. Eleven myths are identified about Thanksgiving, take a look at #11 and begin your own deconstruction.

Myth #11: Thanksgiving is a happy time
Fact: For many Indian people, “Thanksgiving” is a time of mourning, of remembering how a gift of generosity was rewarded by theft of land and seed corn, extermination of many from disease and gun, and near total destruction of many more from forced assimilation. As currently celebrated in this country, “Thanksgiving” is a bitter reminder of 500 years of betrayal returned for friendship.

Oh for fuck sake, go open a casino and quit your bitching. PCBS.

Gay Marriage? So Passe'...Marry A Dog

"In a ceremony befitting a beautiful Indian bride, the bitch, a former 10-year-old stray named "Selvi," was bathed and dressed in a ceremonial orange sari with a garland of flowers adorning her neck. She was then brought to the temple in Tamil Nadu to be presented to Kumar by members of his family." Poor Dog.

Clinton Mafia: You Have Been Warned

From Drudge:
"CNN's Wolf Blitzer has been warned not to focus Thursday's Dem debate on Hillary. 'This campaign is about issues, not on who we can bring down and destroy,' top Clinton insider explains. 'Blitzer should not go down to the levels of character attack and pull "a Russert." Blitzer is set to moderate debate from Vegas, with questions also being posed by Suzanne Malveaux... Developing..."

Dear "top Clinton insider", it's clearly all about who you can bring down and destroy I mean where have you been? By Hops and Barley, I want to see your candidate crawling in a guutter where she belongs.

This One Goes Out To The Ones I Love

For those of you who listened to my show tonight, this song gutted me and many of you requested I post it. I am glad to. It takes a lot to make this cranky old bitch cry and this did it, twice. To all of my Vets, this one's for you.......

Terry Kelly, "A Pittance of Time".

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A Very Moonbat Veterans Day

How do Moonbats honor our country's honorable Veterans?

"Protesters who claim they would do anything to support the troops clashed with police again on Sunday as they tried to stop a convoy of military-cargo shipments at the port in Washington's state capital.

The protest was part of a week-long series of demonstrations by the group "Olympia Port Militarization Resistance". They have been protesting the use of the port by the USNS Brittin....

Protesters said no matter how long it takes, they will not leave or back down in their fight to stop the convoys.

A small group of marchers gathered on Sunday night to march to City Hall in protest of the war."

Islamic Car?

For fuck sake:"Coming soon? A car designed for Muslims, complete with a compass to indicate the direction of Mecca for prayers and a compartment to house the Koran and prayer scarves."

Winning Hearts And Minds

"Dramatic new video shows how American soldiers in Afghanistan are being set up for deadly ambushes after trying to make peace with village elders in Taliban-controlled areas.

The effort to win the "hearts and minds" of village elders in the Korengal Valley of Kunar Province in Afghanistan has proved to be a dangerous one for U.S. troops, with elders often suspected of tipping Taliban fighters to the soldiers' schedule and whereabouts.

The new video shows the men of the 2nd Platoon of Battle Company twice walking into traps after leaving meetings with village elders, one called to discuss details of a U.S.-financed water pipe project."

Now here's what I was talking about the other day on Jenn's Jungle Republic Radio. We give and help and fight and what do we get? A fucking knife in the back.

How do we go about winning the hearts and minds of a people so ingrained to hate us? I mean it starts in infancy with these people; the indoctrination of hate. Hate The West. Hate Women. No booze, no pork, no porn, no freedom, no fun....hate, hate, hate.

When 17 year old girls hate so much they strap on a suicide belt and blow themselves up you've got a problem. When you see tens of thousands of these people rioting in the street torching, maiming and killing, over essentially nothing, you've got a problem. When mullahs preach death to the infidel and advocate wiping entire countries off the face of the planet and the youth embraces their teachings, you've got a problem. When a people preach that Western women are sluts for wearing jeans and t-shirts, and deserve to be raped, you've got a problem. When our elected officials in The West are so scared of a people they bend over backwards so as not to offend them at the expense of offending so many others.

Is it possible to win their hearts and minds?

Never Forget 11/11

IF YOU CAN READ THIS BLOG, THANK A VETERAN.

Shut Up Chavez

Saturday Night Funnies:
"The king of Spain told Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to "shut up" Saturday during a heated exchange at a summit of leaders from Latin America, Spain and Portugal."

Bet that felt good.

Alberto? To The Best Of My Knowledge

".....at a recent Hillary Clinton campaign event in Newton, Iowa, some of the questions posed to the New York Senator were planned in advance, planting some audience members in the crowd."

“It’s not a practice of our campaign to ask people to ask specific questions,” said Mark Daley, Clinton’s Iowa Communications Director. Daley said that when an event is focusing on a specific topic, such as health care or Iraq, “people are encouraged to ask questions in these regards,” but denied that they are given specific questions.

But when directly asked if his statements meant that planting does not occur in the Hillary campaign, Daley could only say, “to the best of my knowledge.”

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Lieberman Tells It Like It Is

Interesting, very interesting.

"At a speech before Johns Hopkins University's School of Advanced International Studies, Senator Lieberman of Connecticut said, "Since retaking Congress in November 2006, the top foreign policy priority of the Democratic Party has not been to expand the size of our military for the war on terror or to strengthen our democracy promotion efforts in the Middle East or to prevail in Afghanistan. It has been to pull our troops out of Iraq, to abandon the democratically elected government there, and to hand a defeat to President Bush."

"He accused liberal Web logs of peddling a "conspiracy theory," namely that the legislation was a back door authorization for war. Also, without naming names, he said some of his colleagues who had voted against it said they agreed with its substance, but told the senator, "We don't trust Bush. He'll use this resolution as an excuse for war against Iran."

"There is something profoundly wrong-something that should trouble all of us — when we have elected Democratic officials who seem more worried about how the Bush administration might respond to Iran's murder of our troops, than about the fact that Iran is murdering our troops." He added, "There is likewise something profoundly wrong when we see candidates who are willing to pander to this politically paranoid, hyper-partisan sentiment in the Democratic base — even if it sends a message of weakness and division to the Iranian regime."

Well said Joe.

Wordpress Jihadist Live From...Charlotte, N.C.?

Over at Malkin's earlier...
"Charlotte,N.C.-based Internet jihadist Samir Khan, who’s still hate-blogging, threatens the life of pseudonymous Jawa Report founder Rusty Shackleford after the Jawas wreak hot-linking havoc on the jihadist’s cyber-assets:

O Allah kill Rusty Shackleford and terrorize his family.

O Allah kill Rusty Shackleford and terrorize his family.

O Allah kill Rusty Shackleford and terrorize his family.

May this Kaafir rot in this world and be tortured forever in the Hereafter.

So this guy is in Iraq right, he's pissed, he's ready to open up a can of Jihad on our collective asses, you know because a suicide bomber blew up his family and he blames America!

Well, not quite:

"It turns out he is a 21-year-old American named Samir Khan who produces his blog from his parents’ home in North Carolina, where he serves as a kind of Western relay station for the multimedia productions of violent Islamic groups.

In recent days, he has featured “glad tidings” from a North African militant leader whose group killed 31 Algerian troops. He posted a scholarly treatise arguing for violent jihad, translated into English. He listed hundreds of links to secret sites from which his readers could obtain the latest blood-drenched insurgent videos from Iraq.

His neatly organized site also includes a file called “United States of Losers,” which showcased a recent news broadcast about a firefight in Afghanistan with this added commentary from Mr. Khan: “You can even see an American soldier hiding during the ambush like a baby!! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!"

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NSA: Spying On You? God Or Bad?

So cruising around the leftard blogosphere, I came across a post on the NSA wiretapping situation. The story stars a true patriot, Mark Klein, who wants the world to know that big brother is watching YOU, he's just doing his patriotic duty.

"His first inkling that something was amiss came in summer 2002 when he opened the door to admit a visitor from the National Security Agency to an office of AT&T in San Francisco. "What the heck is the NSA doing here?" Mark Klein, a former AT&T technician, said he asked himself. A year or so later, he stumbled upon documents that, he said, nearly caused him to fall out of his chair. The documents, he said, show that the NSA gained access to massive amounts of e-mail and search and other Internet records of more than a dozen global and regional telecommunications providers."

Wow, he not only "opened the door" and had the NSA all up in his face, but he also happened to stumble upon, if true, what would be considered sensitive material, I'm sure. Incredible.

"In an interview yesterday, he alleged that the NSA set up a system that vacuumed up Internet and phone-call data from ordinary Americans with the cooperation of AT&T . Contrary to the government's depiction of its surveillance program as aimed at overseas terrorists, Klein said, much of the data sent through AT&T to the NSA was purely domestic. Klein said he believes that the NSA was analyzing the records for usage patterns as well as for content...."

That's a pretty hefty accusation. He alleges a lot of things, including "secret rooms" being built in SBC buildings and even the mysterious firing of the "guy who set up the secret room".

Mark had this to say: "This is the infrastructure for an Orwellian police state. It must be shut down!" Yes, shut it down!!! Down down dooby dooby down!

I might add,"Klein was last in Washington in 1969, to take part in an antiwar protest."

Now, it's possible this guy is making all this up because he's anti-Bush/anti-war/Moonbattage Extraordinaire....or he could be straight up telling the truth.

Therein lies the problem.

The NSA is watching us all, I know that, you, my readers should know that. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together should know that. The problem is....is that a bad thing?

Look, the last thing I want is Big Brother...but then you are confronted with this kind of thing: "In a special Internet announcement in Arabic, picked up DEBKAfile’s counter-terror sources, Osama bin Laden’s followers announced Monday, Oct. 29, the launching of Electronic Jihad. On Sunday, Nov. 11, al Qaeda’s electronic experts will start attacking Western, Jewish, Israeli, Muslim apostate and Shiite Web sites."

Or this:"In an article in the Saudi daily Al-Riyadh, columnist Fares bin Hazam reports that both preachers in mosques and online propaganda are inciting young Muslims to wage jihad."

Even this: "A 21-year-old US citizen who just happened to be born in Saudi Arabia hosts a virulently anti-American website that glorifies jihad against Americans and non-Muslims in general."

"The practice of Islamic extremist groups to turn the openness and instantaneous nature of communications on the Internet to their advantage is shown by the number, variety and depth of the sites dedicated to assisting these groups in their cause. While some of the websites have folded or been taken down, new ones, such as stopamerica.org (whose administrator has been indicted as a possible Al-Qaeda agent) have blossomed, carrying similar messages of hate and destruction. The existing sites maintained by Islamic extremists have continued to act as central nodes of disseminating propaganda, messaging among members and fundraising."

So should we not be monitoring the internet? Or should we?

"There are eight different ways in which contemporary terrorists use the Internet, ranging from psychological warfare and propaganda to highly instrumental uses such as fundraising, recruitment, data mining, and coordination of actions." Read more here....

Sweet: Bitch Slapping Criminal Invaders Is Fun!

Man, every time I hear one of these stories, I have a mixed response.

On one hand, the fact that these criminals are in this country in the first place pisses me off to no end. And that they are employed AT ALL makes me want to put a fist through a wall.

On the other hand, the fact that FINALLY it seems CRACKDOWN is occurring, I get all giddy. That all of these arrested, as usual, are from south of the border is not a shock.

"Nearly two dozen illegal immigrants were arrested Wednesday, accused of using fake security badges to work in critical areas of O'Hare International Airport, including the tarmac, authorities said.

The 23 illegal workers were employed by Ideal Staffing Solutions Inc., whose corporate secretary and office manager also were arrested after an eight-month investigation that involved federal, state and Chicago authorities."

All I can say is: AT OUR AIRPORTS???????????????

Light Up A Smoke: It's For The Kids

IMPEACH CHENEY!!!!

"An attempt by Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio) to impeach Vice President Dick Cheney through introduction of a privileged resolution spun entirely out of control today as Republicans crossed the aisle and tried to force an actual vote on the measure. After a scramble by an visibly irate Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-Md.), the Kucinich resolution was referred to the House Judiciary Committee, where it is expected to languish until dead."

I mean REALLY are they never going to get the fact that Bush and Cheney are OUT IN A YEAR? On a side note, Denny is a nutter all the way, he makes Paultards look good.

You Tube Jihad

"A leading opponent of plans to build Europe's largest mosque in east London has seen a chilling "obituary" for him posted on the internet.

The film on video-sharing website YouTube is entitled In memory of Councillor Alan Craig and contains pictures of him with his wife and two young daughters.

It was apparently posted in retaliation for his opposition to the mosque."

That's right, all Englanistan needs is to house Europe's largest mosque, to fully makes it's transition to Islamic state.

"Islamic group Tablighi Jamaat wants to open the 12,000-capacity "mega-mosque" in Newham near the main 2012 Olympic site.

The FBI has described the group as "a recruiting ground" for al Qaeda, which it denies.

Shoebomber Richard Reid and 7/7 bombers Mohammad Sidique Khan and Shehzad Tanweer were members."

Friendly Group. As of this morning, this Abdullah1425 still has a YouTube account. We all know how Google feels about this. Bunch of flippin' moonbats.

Ron Paul: All Sketchy Like

"Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul, aided by an extraordinary outpouring of Internet support Monday, hauled in more than $3.5 million in 20 hours."

Come on this circus freak raises that much in 20 hours? WTF?
I found this interesting article here that I realy must quote:
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My favorite comment is this one: "How about, "Ron Paul inhales vigorously!"? Classic.

The Anatomy Of A Moonbat: Today In The Jungle

Today on Jenn's Jungle Republic Radio (www.blogtalkradio.com/screwliberals), I discuss the idiosyncrasies of the Great North American Moonbaticus Moronicus.
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Go Navy!!! Project Valor IT Fundraiser Bonanza

See my sidebar for money to the Navy/USCG, they were a huge help during the wildfires, both of them! GO TEAM NAVY!!!!

Join me in supporting Team Navy this year for the annual Project Valor IT fundraiser drive. Project Valor-IT, in memory of SFC William V. Ziegenfuss, helps provide voice-controlled and adaptive laptop computers to wounded Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines recovering from hand wounds and other severe injuries at major military medical centers.

I chose Team Navy this year because I went with the Marines last year and frankly, I have a thing for Navy Boys. Let's help Team Navy kick arse!!!!

Tony Snow On The Obvious Liberal Media Bias

"Former White House Press Secretary Tony Snow received a Freedom of Speech Award on October 16 from The Media Institute.

During his acceptance, Snow made some statements about liberal bias in the press, as well as the condition of the media industry, which fully explain why this event, as well as his address, went virtually unreported."

Here are some highlights:

"The Roper Organization conducted a poll after the 1992 election and discovered that 93 percent of Washington political reporters voted for Bill Clinton. Only 2 percent identified themselves as “conservative.”
Subsequent surveys have indicated a similar spread in party affiliation, which makes the Washington Press Corps the most reliable Democratic voting bloc in the nation."

"For months, the media avoided asking about progress in Iraq. Despite repeated reports from the field that Iraqis had turned against al Qaeda, the news seldom made it into newspapers, and almost never on front pages. Last week, the military reported that civilian deaths in Iraq had hit their lowest point since 2003. U.S. and Iraqi deaths and casualties similarly had declined. So what led the paper the next morning? Stories about Blackwater. The statistics that put the war in perspective were relegated to the back pages of the Washington Post and in some publications, to oblivion."

And my personal favorite:
"Conflict stories provide a second source of low-hanging fatal fruit. Example: Harry Reid calls the president a liar. Reporters get word of the insult on their blackberries. They demand an immediate response from the White House press secretary.

This is not a hypothetical scenario. It happens all the time. I have stood at the White House podium, watching reporters unholstering their blackberries and looking at urgent communications from the home office. Within moments, the questions come like hurled fruit:

Everyone wants to know about some utterance or event that took place or were reported after the briefing itself began — things about which I knew nothing, including the larger context. The point of such questions isn´t to get content and context right: It´s to play gotcha— to make public officials respond to insults and insinuations rather than ideas and facts."

He makes some good points. Not that we didn't know there was a media bias in existence. I like Tony Snow, I wish him the best.

This bias is having a very ill effect on how America is perceived around the world. Instead of concentrating on making Bush look as bad as possible, which frankly folks is not that hard, they need to get the stories out that are not so much stories as they are cold hard fact,like:

Only ABC Reports Military's Stats on Violence Plunging in Iraq

It's time we start holding the media accountable for their lack of unbiased reporting.

We Need Better Allies: Pakistani State Of Emergency

"Suspending basic rights and sacking independent-minded judges may buy President Gen. Pervez Musharraf more time in power, but his assumption of emergency powers could ultimately destabilize Pakistan further and embolden Islamic militants.

Western allies will also find it increasingly awkward to support a military leader who twice seized power by force and has become a hate-figure to many at home."

I mean what do you do here? We are "allies" with Pakistan, though they're really nothing but a tool as Saddam was so long ago.

Now that Musharraf has gone all junta on his country, it puts the west and particularly America in an uncomfortable position. Do we continue to deal with him and get what small amount of help he's offered fighting the muzzie scum hiding up in his mountains? Or do we support those who want him outed and who are completely anti-west, especially America, and take our chances. Hmmmmmm. Something to think about.

Shhhhhhh... We're Huntin' Nukes

Screw it, let's be friends!!!!

"Bahrain's Crown Prince, Sheik Salman bin Isa al-Khalifa, said Friday that Iran is striving to acquire nuclear weaponry.

Technicians work at the reactor building of the Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant, some 750 miles south of Teheran.

Al Khalifa said that at the very least, Iran is attempting to gain the ability to produce nuclear weaponry.

The statement would make Bahrain the first Arab nation in the Persian Gulf to claim that Iran is attempting to deceive world leaders in relation to its nuclear aspirations."

Liar, Iran, one of the most oil rich nations in the world NEEDS NUCLEAR ENERGY NOW!!!! That's what it's all about. Iran is just a sweet, peaceful nation.

My Point Radio Saturday Night Special

Tonight on My Point Radio: Matt Margolis and Mark Noonan from Blogs for Bush join Dorkcam Dave and I to talk about their lawsuit against Hilary Clinton. Delightful.

"....all too often these days, people effectively throw up their hands when confronted with corruption in government and say, "what can we do?". Well, Matt and I are showing what can be done - we aren't anyone special. Just a couple of regular, middle class guys who decided to get involved, and with the power of the internet we have developed the real ability to, as our lefty friends like to say, "speak truth to power". If we are to remain a free people, it will require more and more of this sort of action - for too long the social, political and economic elite of the Democratic/left side of the aisle have gotten a free ride. No more. It is, indeed, time for a change - and the change will be that Democrats will be called to account for their actions."

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Oye Vey: To Be A Libtard

It must be hard being a Libtard.

As everyone knows, I get my fair share of hate mail. One comes from a "gentleman" whose comments on a Crooks and Liars board many months ago I used to illustrate the idiocy of the nut bag left. He was ideal. So... yesterday I get an e-mail from this horses ass requesting I remove his anonymous comment from a post from like 8 months ago.

Here are some of the subject lines of the e-mails he sent me:

Fascists! You reign of terror is over
oH. And you people are the sick puppies
(I can't make this Shizznet up.)

Let me share with you dear readers, some of his wisdom:

"You are the people who choose party over country. You are the people who are waging war on americans. threatening violence agaisnt americans. Silencing americans free speech. The left does not do these things. Not yet anyway. You set teh rules the last 6 years. What how WE use those rules once the gop is swept from power."

"Choosing party over country is treason. Using fear to mantain control. Does that make you people terrorists?"
I blog to save the country from you fascists. Not give you play time amusment. Play time is over. it all may be a joke to you people. Not me. I am a former Army infantry soldier 11B. My brothers are getting killed for you "amusement". I'm not laughing."

Seriously it must be hard to live in that world.

The Right Way To Beat Your Wife: By "Dr." Al-'Arifi

He's Saudi author and cleric, "Dr." Muhammad Al-'Arifi, who in a remarkable segment broadcast on Saudi and Kuwaiti television in September, counseled young Muslim men on how to treat their wives.
"Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds." And if that doesn't work? "Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded. "That's right," Al-'Arifi said.

"Woman, it has gone too far. I can't bear it anymore," he tells the men to tell their wives. "If he beats her, the beatings must be light and must not make her face ugly.

"He must beat her where it will not leave marks. He should not beat her on the hand... He should beat her in some places where it will not cause any damage. He should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child -- slapping them right and left."

Well, now you know.

Hollyweird Strike and Venezuela

With the impending strike in Hollyweird coming up, tinsel town will have plenty of time on it's hands to mingle with self imposed fascist dicatators. Like, say, Hugo Chavez. I mean it's not enough that Sean Penn, Kevin Spacey,Harry Belafonte, Danny Glover and now Naomi Campbell are hangin' with Mr. Hugo "The United States empire is on its way down and it will be finished in the near future, inshallah," Chavez. All the cool kids are doing it...now that Hollywood is set to strike I wonder who is next to fraternize with the crazy kid from down south?

We know how much those Hollyweirdians love freedom and peace and all that and Hugo is of course the very picture of freedom and peace.....
"Soldiers used tear gas, plastic bullets and water cannons to scatter tens of thousands who massed Thursday to protest constitutional reforms that would permit Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to run for re-election indefinitely.
Led by university students, protesters chanted "Freedom! Freedom!" and warned that 69 amendments drafted by the Chavista-dominated National Assembly would violate civil liberties and derail democracy."

Freedom sucks!!!! Down with Democracy!!!! Hugo forever!!! I love Hollywood!!!

/Sarcasm off.

Scary TRUE Halloween Leftard Indoctrination Story

UPDATED: "Late Thursday, University of Delaware President Patrick Harker released on the school’s website a Message to the University of Delaware Community terminating the university’s ideological reeducation program".


Jeepers Creepers Constant Readers, this story scared the hell out of me....

Once upon a time there was a college called The University of Delaware....

At this college, so over run by politically correct BULLSHIT, they force the students to go to "a shocking program of ideological reeducation that is referred to in the university’s own materials as a “treatment” for students’ incorrect attitudes and beliefs."

I shit you not. Every student MUST attend.

"The Orwellian program requires the approximately 7,000 students in Delaware’s residence halls to adopt highly specific university-approved views on issues ranging from politics to race, sexuality, sociology, moral philosophy, and environmentalism.

At the indoctrination classes, the students are brainwashed to accept, among other things, and that "[a] racist is one who is both privileged and socialized on the basis of race by a white supremacist (racist) system. The term applies to all white people (i.e., people of European descent) living in the United States, regardless of class, gender, religion, culture or sexuality.

....the university has decreed its students must develop in order to achieve the overall educational goal of “citizenship.” These competencies include: “Students will recognize that systemic oppression exists in our society,” “Students will recognize the benefits of dismantling systems of oppression,” and “Students will be able to utilize their knowledge of sustainability to change their daily habits and consumer mentality.”

At various points in the program, students are also pressured or even required to take actions that outwardly indicate their agreement with the university’s ideology, regardless of their personal beliefs. Such actions include displaying specific door decorations, committing to reduce their ecological footprint by at least 20%, taking action by advocating for an “oppressed” social group, and taking action by advocating for a “sustainable world."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Scary.
HT/LGF

Jenn's Jungle Radio: Signed Vince Flynn Book!!!!

Today on Jenn's Jungle Republic Radio, I will be giving away a signed copy of Vince Flynn's latest novel, Protect and Defend.

I kept thinking what I'd ask or how I'd pick a winner and I finally figured it out.

Whoever donates the most money to the Project Valour-IT fundraiser AND SHOW'S ME THEIR RECIEPT, wins the book. If you have already donated, send me your reciept. I will let people donate until Noon tomorrow (11/2/2007) Pacific time. Then will announce a winner. I will not announce the dollar amount or "real name" of the winner unless the winner allows me to.

LISTEN LIVE @5 PACIFIC - 8 EASTERN....Vince Flynn and more, tonight on Jenn's Jungle Republic Radio.

Troop Hatred Takes On A New Level Of Disgusting

This story speaks for itself:

"On my way home tonight I was drawn into an incident that has me so angry that I could not even write about it until I calmed down a bit.

In a residential neighborhood I stopped at an intersection and witnessed several children who appeared to be fighting a few yards from my vehicle. At first it did not seem real serious, however, one of the children said something that caused me to pay more attention. He said “You’re a terrorist just like your dad, I’m going to kill you just like the Iraq is gonna kill him.” It was then that I realized what was going on. A young boy, probably 10 or 11 was dressed as a US soldier, he was pinned on the ground while a group of four or five other boys where hitting and kicking him while at least two older people in costumes watched.

I left my truck in the street and got out just as one boy picked up a softball sized rock and headed towards he boy pinned on the ground. He was yelling “MURDERER” over and over. I yelled at the boy with the rock who dropped it and ran as he saw me. The others did not stop attacking the boy on the ground until I pulled them off of him. It was at this point the two older people started screaming at me. “What are you doing to my boys, leave them alone!” They were the mothers of two of the attackers. I told them I was calling the police and they all ran off.

The boy who had been attacked was crying and told me his father was serving in Iraq so he had decided to dress “like a soldier” for Halloween. He told me the attackers were his friends and that after one of the mothers start calling him and his dad a murderer his friends joined in and then attacked him.

Although he was bleeding he did not appear to be seriously injured and was very adamant that he did not want police or medical help. When I went to move my truck and call the police the boy disappeared into the neighborhood.

I’m still not sure whether I’m more disturbed by the children’s actions or the two mothers standing there watching. Were they going to let the boy be hit with a rock larger than a softball? Why did they allow the fight in the first place?

What kind of environment is required for ten year old boys to attack & threaten death over a soldier costume? I can only imagine the things they here at home and I can only imagine ho much worse these kids while be in the teens and as adults.

Had the assailants been a little older I’m afraid I would have been in jail before it was over. Given the fact they were literally children, I did nothing more then pull them away from the victim.

I really don’t give a damn what one’s position on the Iraq war or any war for that matter, but to allow this situation to happen is flat out wrong."

-As told by Malagent

7-10 year old kids don't just say,"You’re a terrorist just like your dad, I’m going to kill you just like the Iraq is gonna kill him.", without being prompted to do so by a parent.

This story, if true, makes me want to vomit.

HT/Texas Fred.

More Orwellian Freakishness

Holy Hops and Barley Batman, England is going down the drain faster than you can say,"Where my virgins at!"

"The controversial recommendations come in a report called “The Power of Belonging: Identity, Citizenship and Community Cohesion” published by the think tank today."

Main highlights include:

* Christian elements to be stripped from the Monarchy, Parliament and the honours system to “foster a sense of shared values.”

* A national civic day should be established to “celebrate what Britain means” to local communities. On that day “people should be encouraged to fly many flags, not just one flag, and establish or rekindle local festivals and traditions.”

* Support for the European Union should also be an essential part of British identity.

* The state could do more to mark the registration of a new-born child, which could act as a point at which parents and the state commit to bringing up a child and supporting it throughout his or her life. (SCARY!!!)

What this reports basically says is FUCK CHRISTIANITY and any sense of nationalism. From the comments on this story:

"01.11.07, 3:05pm
Will the last indigenous Brit please turn out the lights on the way out! Posted by: Defiant"

"01.11.07, 4:29pm
I wonder how many of the highly paid people who came up with this report are actually English? Unlike many other countries we hardly have any traditions left so downgrading/phasing out Christmas would leave us no choice but to adopt Muslim celebrations just to fill the void. ..when I read nonsense like this I'm really glad I left the country...• Posted by: endre"